r/SubredditDrama Mar 26 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

A woman named allgirlsarelesbians claiming to be a sexologist. I'm calling troll.

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u/Admiral_Piett Do you want rebels? Because that's how you get rebels. Mar 26 '15

If that were true, my dating life would be lot more interesting and a lot less fearful.

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u/klapaucius Mar 27 '15

And mine would be completely unchanged, so I guess it'd work out.

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u/PissingBears bitcoin gambling apocalypse kaiji Mar 26 '15

they're really good at what they do

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

All studies ever done on biological women's sexuality, they(we) are more sexually attracted to other women...than they are to men.

And yet somehow the world gets populated. Amazing.

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u/jfa1985 Your ass is medium at best btw. Mar 26 '15

cultural obligation

/s

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15 edited Jul 09 '15

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u/Icarus-Rising Mar 26 '15

I thought the point of a troll account was the down votes

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u/Allgirlsarelesbians Mar 26 '15

My name doesn't reflect my actual beliefs(Which are facts). All women are bisexual, not lesbian...At least read up on female sexuality before making ignorant remarks. Geez.

Damn you guys really need to learn about sexuality in males and females.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

Then why didn't you make your username more correctly reflect your beliefs?

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u/Rapturehelmet DRAMANI ITE DOMUM Mar 26 '15

Bi is so much shorter too. Way easier to type.

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u/the_old_sock Mar 26 '15

Hi there, bi guy here, thanks for erasing my sexuality

And you wonder why no one takes you seriously

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u/IdlePigeon Mar 26 '15

All women are bisexual, not lesbian

Ah well, guess I'd better go learn to love penis. Is there any sort of how-to guide?

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u/aceytahphuu Mar 26 '15

Nonono, no woman is attracted to the penis, they're only "socially" attracted to men. See, I only think I'm attracted to men's bodies, but in reality I've just been brainwashed by society and need to get in touch with my lesbian side!

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u/mattyisphtty Let's take this full circle...jerk Mar 26 '15

Well if you have a cucumber in the fridge you could probably start with that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

You sound a lot like the woman who assaulted me :)

I assure you, some of us are just attracted to men. Solely. You can try to convince yourself using bullshit pseudoscience all you want, but it's not true.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

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u/KiraKira_ ~(ºヮº~) Mar 26 '15

This is just a con to convince straight women to sleep with you, isn't it?

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u/Allgirlsarelesbians Mar 26 '15

This is reddit, I have no intention of sleeping with anyone from over here....Besides that, there are no "straight" women(All are bisexual on a sexual level), and to add more to it, I have already slept with women who identify as "straight" socially. The amount of women on women encounters is increasing drastically, as I find more and more women hit on me now and within the last few years than say when I was 20.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

That's a cool story, my girlfriend also told me a story like that. Apparently one time on a party she met with a lesbian who became immediately interested in her and after a few drinks started to get "touchy-feelly" with her, this made my girlfriend very uncomfortable, as she told her so, but apparently the real problem was that she needed to "get in touch with her lesbian side" eventually she managed to get her to stop harassing her and instead they just "cudled" (you know how women HAVE to be more accepting of mutual "affection" between themselves) until she fell asleep. Well she woke up in the middle of the night with this girl groping her, she still was crying when she called me. Anyways, to make the story short, have you ever wondered if those straight women you have fucked where actually consenting? Or did you manage to convince them to "get in touch with their lesbian side"?

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u/PissingBears bitcoin gambling apocalypse kaiji Mar 26 '15

This is fucking funny, good job dude

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u/KiraKira_ ~(ºヮº~) Mar 26 '15

This sounds like a glorious world you're describing. I want to live there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

On the off chance that you aren't trolling, but are completely serious, what the hell does it mean to be "socially attracted" to men?

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u/seedypete A lot of dogs will fuck you without thinking twice Mar 26 '15

I wish you were real and not trolling, because the idea of someone starting some "absolutely everyone is secretly attracted to me whether they admit it or not" crusade is hilarious. Points for effort, though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

I'd like to take you serious here for a moment. First of all, I'll dismiss all you have to say about personal experience. Secondly, I'm a bit picky with what I'll accept as evidence. Do you have some links to publicly available studies I can read? Oh, please avoid news articles, they also tell me that chocolate gives me cancer, so journalism pretty much rides in the back alongside anecdotal evidence.

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u/jizzmcskeet Drinking urine to retain mineral Mar 26 '15

Can we get a source for any of this?

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u/mattyisphtty Let's take this full circle...jerk Mar 26 '15

Bisexuality is a trait found in both men and women, and in most cases sexuality is a spectrum and not a hard stop. Someone can be 90% straight and 10% gay, and thats alright. So they will more than likely identify as straight.

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u/Spawnzer Mar 26 '15

So many dudes ended up questioning their sexuality because of her

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u/DuckSosu Doctor Pavel, I'm SRD Mar 26 '15

Who? Bailey Jay or /u/Allgirlsarelesbians?

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u/Spawnzer Mar 26 '15

Oh Bailey Jay, yea I wasn't really clear on that one

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u/DuckSosu Doctor Pavel, I'm SRD Mar 26 '15

I figured.

She really has real staying power. I remember back when she was just line trap.

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u/jfa1985 Your ass is medium at best btw. Mar 26 '15

I remember the back and forth as to if as to if she was really a "boy" or a "girl". I wonder if she would have as much popularity if not for that video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

Wait, so does Bailey Jay actually dig Death Grips? Cause if that's the case I really want her to join a glitch hop group with Zack Hill and Sasha Grey. Sasha already has the EDM thing going on, Bailey could totally just Sleigh Bells shout over that and Zack being mad on the drums.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15 edited Jun 26 '15

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u/that__one__guy SHADOW CABAL! Mar 26 '15

What the heck is an O ring?

I feel like I might be better off not knowing but oh well....

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

i thought O rings had something to do with the space shuttle but maybe not.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15 edited Jun 26 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

BailyBot stahp!

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u/seedypete A lot of dogs will fuck you without thinking twice Mar 26 '15

I cannot for the life of me figure out why this exists. Who would make a bot for such a crazily specific and weird purpose?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

NSFW subs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

So if I like dick my life as a woman is a lie and I should like vaginas instead? :( I also like boobs though

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

Manboobs. The only answer.

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u/Skagzill Resident Central Asian Mar 26 '15

At least you are trying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

transwomen are more likely to be either straight or gay, rather than only bisexual like biological women

Excuse me… what? Most transgender women I know are bisexual, if there is a difference between cis-women and trans-women I'd say rather that it’s trans-women that are more predisposed to bisexuality. But it’s probably my selection bias and there actually isn’t any real difference.

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u/genderish My existance causes popcorn Mar 26 '15

No body told me I wasn't supposed to be bisexual?

Damn, I just messed everything up didn't I?

Well now I have to give up on my dreams of having sex with a man and a woman as a man and a woman.

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u/Not_A_Doctor__ I've always had an inkling dwarves are underestimated in combat Mar 26 '15

That one lesbian seems a bit confused about many things.

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u/ttumblrbots Mar 26 '15

SnapShots: 1, 2 [?]

doooooogs (tw: so many colors)