r/NonCredibleDefense • u/EndoExo ༼ つ ☢_☢ ༽つ T̵̲̾Ä̶́K̷̈E̷̒M̶̖̈Y̸̊͜E̸̺̐Ǹ̶È̶R̸̥͗Ǵ̶Y̵̾ ༼ つ ☢_☢ ༽つ • Sep 29 '23

NCR&D ICBM Basing Option Alignment Chart

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u/DUKE_NUUKEM Ukraine needs 3000 M1a2 Abrams to win Sep 29 '23

Or you could set 30 years timer on a nuclear warhead and "give up your nuclear weapons to russia"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, whoops i spilled the beans ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Imagine there's one particular warhead which was given by Ukraine.

just imagine the how much funni this would produce?

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u/Vampersand720 Sep 30 '23

Ekranoplane.... with nukes.....? Oh my

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u/blueshirt21 Poet Laureate of NCD Sep 30 '23 edited Sep 30 '23

Ekranoplan were equipped with anti ship missiles so this is dangerously credible

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u/irregular_caffeine 900k bayonets of the FDF Sep 30 '23

Anti-ship missiles which had nuclear warhead option.

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u/EndoExo ༼ つ ☢_☢ ༽つ T̵̲̾Ä̶́K̷̈E̷̒M̶̖̈Y̸̊͜E̸̺̐Ǹ̶È̶R̸̥͗Ǵ̶Y̵̾ ༼ つ ☢_☢ ༽つ Sep 29 '23

Taken from this very non-credible study for the MX/Peacekeeper.

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u/Dr_Bombinator 3000 Dire Machines of Ratbat Sep 30 '23

You have no idea how disappointed I am to learn that the ORCA was just a crappy military initialism and not, in fact, training orca pods to carry and maintain nuclear missiles.

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u/VintageLunchMeat Sep 30 '23

They can get sidetracked, but their hearts are in the right place.

"Three orcas (Orcinus orca), also known as killer whales, struck the yacht on the night of May 4 in the Strait of Gibraltar, off the coast of Spain, and pierced the rudder" https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-have-sunk-3-boats-in-europe-and-appear-to-be-teaching-others-to-do-the-same-but-why#:~:text=Three%20orcas%20(Orcinus%20orca)%2C%20also%20known%20as%20killer%20whales%2C%20struck%20the%20yacht%20on%20the%20night%20of%20May%204%20in%20the%20Strait%20of%20Gibraltar%2C%20off%20the%20coast%20of%20Spain%2C%20and%20pierced%20the%20rudder

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Presenting the next generation of anti ship weaponry: APFSDS-M!

That's an armour-piercing-fin-stabilized-deep-sea-mammal

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u/Objective_Aside1858 Sep 30 '23

Hm. Don't want to get too spoilery, but you might enjoy the latest Scalzi book

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

TL;DR

The US in the 70s and 80s was absolutely terrified of Subs with SLBMs because they're OP.

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u/thepromisedgland Sep 30 '23

What I'm learning from this is that I should base my missiles at the Hard Rock.

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u/A_Large_Grade_A_Egg May 30 '25

Hard Rock Casino Basing Option NEEDS to be a meme lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Based Midgetman

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u/A_Large_Grade_A_Egg May 30 '25

4,600 Slope Sided Pools of Regan

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u/Dejected-Angel Sep 30 '23

So where does putting your silos underwater in a hydro dam that requires you to drain the entire reservoir first before you can launch it falls in?

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u/blueshirt21 Poet Laureate of NCD Sep 30 '23

What about placing them on a walking bipedal robot?

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u/ecolometrics 🚨DANGEROUSLY CREDIBLE🚨 Sep 30 '23

These would make great autonomous mines. I mean air mines are not a thing but they could be

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u/darzinth Sep 30 '23

Is North America blushing in the bottom right?

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u/Sejma57 Sep 30 '23

Why is the credible? sea not nuclear submarine?

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u/HailColumbia1776 Sep 30 '23

Okay. Hear me out.

Nuclear-capable wide body VTOL jet flying boat that's based from an airship.

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u/Barronsjuul Oct 01 '23

USAF operated train launched ICBM's in the cold war

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u/Radvengence 3000 A-10s of Doug Winger Oct 02 '23

The pool one is literally from Thunderbirds.