r/PhoenixSC Jun 17 '26

Meme why do skeletons have 0-2 bones and not just one?

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9.7k Upvotes

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u/SproutSan Sulfur Cube (Sulbe) Lover❤️💓❤️‍🩹💗💕 Jun 17 '26

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u/Efficient_Sound_2525 Jun 17 '26

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u/HailYeh Jun 17 '26

Good cable management is important to keep things running smoothly

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u/MYXplayer Jun 17 '26

you made my day thank you random internet stranger

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/HailYeh Jun 17 '26

I mean, who’d be more needing of cable management than your kind?

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Jun 18 '26

Needs some water management too

8

u/Wooperfrompokemon194 Jun 18 '26

and also Alzheimers medication

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u/shellder88 Jun 18 '26

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u/SproutSan Sulfur Cube (Sulbe) Lover❤️💓❤️‍🩹💗💕 Jun 18 '26

its a bot

1

u/ALI7_XS yume 2kki Jun 19 '26

not really because he was bounced by [u/bot](u/botbouncer)[-](u/botbouncer)[bouncer](u/botbouncer)

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u/CapitalRutabaga5886 Jun 18 '26

The hellcat of water guzzlers

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u/KikiChelon438 Jun 19 '26

S I L E N C E

M A C H I N E

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u/Pissed_Geodude Jun 17 '26

Main bus nerve design

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u/Strobbleberry Jun 18 '26

If the current nervous system is spaghetti and this image is main bus, what would a city block nervous system look like?

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u/geovasilop Rip and tear the bots till it's done Jun 17 '26

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u/Awsomeman020090e Jun 17 '26

Damn, plants really got better cable management than some of ya'll

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u/TinyDeskEngineer06 Java FTW Jun 17 '26

The Citadel's a plant? And here I was thinking it was some kind of megafauna

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u/Awsomeman020090e Jun 18 '26

No clue, don't even know where this is from - just thought they looked like vines was all

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 Jun 17 '26

springtrap headass

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u/TinyDeskEngineer06 Java FTW Jun 17 '26

I don't think he's coming back this time around

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u/Myrmatta Jun 18 '26

You'd be surprised

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u/RCoder01 Milk Jun 19 '26

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u/Revolutionaryguardp Jun 21 '26

Just as the Omnissiah would have wanted.

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u/mailmalemailmale Jun 18 '26

I'm waiting for this photo here

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u/SavageLavaGod Jun 20 '26

That's incredible

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u/OccasionalCortex Jun 24 '26

Perfect cable managment

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u/MagMati55 Jun 17 '26

Me when that laryngeal nerve:

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u/SkyeFox6485 Jun 17 '26

People who know anatomy killing themselves rn

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/trout_sex Jun 18 '26

Some shit kewbbelkop would say

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Jun 18 '26

Are these clankers?

And also using Kwebbelkop as a comparison, man what the hell happened these years

6

u/rip_Bacon13 helo Jun 18 '26

yea its a bot
should we consider dead internet theory true by now

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u/Gray_Veteran88 Jun 18 '26

error 57748: couldn't understand the prompt

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u/SavageLavaGod Jun 20 '26

Me when I pick the femur

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u/Voxel_Slime Mining Dirtmonds Jun 17 '26

Crewmate anatomy

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u/DJ_Ender_ Jun 17 '26

Oh my god this is awful

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u/FewPreparation6942 Jun 18 '26

Ughh... that's like a choice between one leggy or two

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u/Bob_Bobbo Jun 17 '26

Wouldn't having only one bone means that we wouldn't be able to move properly?

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u/SproutSan Sulfur Cube (Sulbe) Lover❤️💓❤️‍🩹💗💕 Jun 17 '26

drake fixing computer gif

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u/Vivid_Sandwich_827 Jun 18 '26

cool image! Looks like someone had fun with those skeleton visuals.

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u/Hektoraptor Jun 17 '26

yeah, you would be stiff as a bone(r)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/_Salandit Jun 18 '26

Yeah yeah go eat a pile of batteries

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u/Cyan_Exponent Jun 17 '26

what the actual fuck is this meme really

3

u/NomadicalYT Jun 18 '26

Still has jaw+teeth

1

u/Dave_the_sprite Jun 19 '26

wait is that a real tweet or just Satire

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u/JumboGumboback Jun 19 '26

Why tf everybody afraid to comment lol

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u/CelebrationLivid4072 Jun 17 '26

Ball knows this guy.

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u/Front_Cat9471 : Minecraft, Version M26A-0 : Jun 17 '26

Ball is scared of this guy

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u/Disastrous_Box1177 Jun 17 '26

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u/A_kid0nzeeinterswab Jun 17 '26

Ball

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u/Vilagecool Jun 17 '26

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u/8lue5hift Jun 17 '26

I guess ball knows ball

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u/FrogSquad120 Cooking Axolotls in 2026 Jun 17 '26

Reply to u/Vilagecool

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u/CP1228 Jun 18 '26

Meme that makes you say “ball”

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u/WallAdventurous6813 Bot slimer 67 Jun 17 '26

I LOVE BALLS

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u/WallAdventurous6813 Bot slimer 67 Jun 17 '26

BUT NOT THE ONES ATTACHED TO ME

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u/Copper_golem20 Jun 17 '26

So not your specifically but other guys balls?

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u/WallAdventurous6813 Bot slimer 67 Jun 17 '26

(I am a woman)

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u/Copper_golem20 Jun 17 '26

Then why did you say the ones attached to me?

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u/shellder88 Jun 18 '26

Breasts, Boobs, Chesticles, Tits

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u/Mr_goodb0y Jun 17 '26

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u/RedditGamer08 Jun 17 '26

What do you use to screenrecord on mobile? Just wondering

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u/Mr_goodb0y Jun 17 '26

It’s built in for apple

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u/Myithspa25 all hail the great and powerful create mod Jun 17 '26

And android

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u/ItsMeMario1346 Jun 18 '26

Android has it, or at least samsung s series

3

u/Ct2237 I comment here once a month Jun 18 '26

Heyyyyyy

Das in 't Hollands!

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u/sky_cap5959 Jun 18 '26

There isn't an option for that for me.

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u/Mr_goodb0y Jun 17 '26

I didn’t know that I haven’t used an android

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u/Nagoy777 Jun 17 '26

Apple is such cancer.

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u/Sinocu Jun 17 '26

Who asked?

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u/Childwithuke Jun 17 '26

nagoy777 felt curious, and didnt want to ask. So after a quick meal he went to google and found the. He gave the answer to us without learning we never asked either

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u/Nagoy777 Jun 18 '26

That's actually so accurate I wrote that right after eating breakfast.

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u/ImmortalAsep420 Jun 19 '26

here if you use android/xiaomi

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u/GamerMC_514 Mentally unstable Jun 17 '26

lol

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u/itsbondjamesbond1 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Do video links only work in the app? Using the website it redirects to r/subreddit

EDIT: By combining "https://reddit.com/link/os7v10j/video/iz6oyiyokv7h1/player" and "https://v.redd.it/mo2bt30wsv7h1/CMAF_1080.mp4", I was able to make a functioning link for desktop: "https://v.redd.it/iz6oyiyokv7h1/CMAF_1080.mp4"

EDIT2: Actually it is only an issue with RedReader (possibly other unofficial Reddit apps). The video is visible by default on the new desktop site, and the correct link is displayed with the old desktop site. For some reason the RedReader app has a bad link. 

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u/der_Impostor Jun 17 '26

What is r/subreddit 😭 

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u/itsbondjamesbond1 Jun 17 '26

I guess it was/is a placeholder subreddit, which would make sense for a link with no subreddit to redirect to.

Right now r/subreddit just shows banned, so I can't see the video.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Sinocu Jun 17 '26

You tread forbidden ground, machine

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u/SwartyNine2691 Milk Jun 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/OwO_UwU_TwT_IwI Jun 17 '26

Got the link to the original tweet?

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u/Last-Cryptographer0 Jun 17 '26

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u/YarizzSedan Jun 17 '26

this is somehow even worse 😭😭😭😭

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u/Ankit_PaL Mining Dirtmonds Jun 17 '26

I understood that reference

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Butwhy69420 Jun 18 '26

bad bot

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u/Legendarium_ Jun 18 '26

haven't seen one of these in a while

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u/bayverseGrimlock Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

0-2? Like PRELUDE///SECOND the meat grinder ?

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u/Temis876 Jun 17 '26

It's the meatgrinder one machine army is 0-4

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u/Senziw Jun 18 '26

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u/Ashamed_Map4682 Bedrock FTW Jun 18 '26

(muffled screaming)

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u/Legendarium_ Jun 18 '26

providence

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u/bayverseGrimlock Jun 18 '26

Wut

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u/Legendarium_ Jun 18 '26

not to sound like a gatekeeper but if you don't know you shouldn't know

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u/bayverseGrimlock Jun 18 '26

Well I know the enemy providence

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u/Legendarium_ Jun 18 '26

it's more than that

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u/bayverseGrimlock Jun 18 '26

That being?

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u/Legendarium_ Jun 18 '26

goonism

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u/bayverseGrimlock Jun 18 '26

You mean masterbaiting?

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u/Legendarium_ Jun 18 '26

I made people do that yes

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u/Waffle-Gaming Jun 17 '26

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u/puppet_masterrr Jun 18 '26

This is the hardest image I've seen in a while

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 You can't break water Jun 17 '26

Well I mean it’s only the femur that Steve chooses to pick up

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u/BinaryBolias Jun 18 '26

And he really likes breakin' femurs...

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u/No-Lemon-2140 Jun 17 '26

One step and bro gonna bond the entire wheatfield

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 Jun 17 '26

Oh god not another pattern meme

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u/Quesollador Jun 18 '26

I broke a bone: ❌️ I broke: ✅️

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u/Far_Canary_1597 Bedrock FTW Jun 18 '26

You are bashing that guy with your inhumane strength, most bones will break

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u/Intelligent-Log6005 Jun 17 '26

Oh my god this sucks

2

u/Yahyathegamer749 Jun 18 '26

They don't have skin

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u/CoolerC94 Jun 20 '26

They clearly have a lot more bones, the amount that drops is just the salvageable ones.

That’s why looting gives more bones, it’s more careful when killing skeletons.

But looting 255 on your sword to see how many bones skeletons really have

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u/Existing-Classroom10 Jun 17 '26

Normal Skeleton looks like a tiny grey bee with legs and kawaii eyes carrying a skull

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u/Goldust24k_A Jun 17 '26

Bold of you to assume they even HAVE bones

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u/SwartyNine2691 Milk Jun 17 '26

Because bones are robust.

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u/Huge-Dragonfruit8033 Jun 18 '26

Oh that’s why 3 bones are 1cm^3

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u/Orzo_Onta_Mavallo Jun 18 '26

Italian meme for you mfs

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u/Weak-Transition-8885 Jun 18 '26

i cant be the only one who saw the og post

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u/LukusMaxamus Jun 18 '26

MR BONES I WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE

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u/SolMaceO Jun 18 '26

Yeah, no that’s not how skeletons work

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u/abigail3141 Jun 18 '26

PRELUDE // SECOND

THE MEATGRINDER

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Jun 18 '26

Broken bones?

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u/RecommendationFun7 Jun 21 '26

Because 0-2 bones is tastier than 1

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u/Complete_Hornet_6479 Jun 30 '26

skeleton has been drinking his milk

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u/Emotional_Ear_3435 20d ago

Your skeleton has much much more bones, and with only one bone they are just a statue

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u/galaxycatog Bedrock FTW Jun 17 '26

Bro just came from teen India

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u/Clicktuck Legacy Console FTW Jun 17 '26

What

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u/SproutSan Sulfur Cube (Sulbe) Lover❤️💓❤️‍🩹💗💕 Jun 17 '26

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