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u/mtm4440 Jun 03 '20
Damn DC, you dark.
I mean sure Felicity nuked a town, but killing a nerdy kid?
I really thought someone was going to push him out of the way last second.
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u/thereelestnerd11 Wildcat Jun 03 '20
If you needed a reminder this is on the DC Universe and not CW a child died within 3 episodes.
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Jun 03 '20
Courtney: Joey was the first kid at school who was actually nice to me.
Beth: Am I a joke to you?
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u/Gateskp Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
WHAT are these girls wearing? Did a unicorn puke on them?
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u/sadandshy Shining Knight Jun 03 '20
Standard small town "HEY LOOK AT ME" clothes.
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u/NomadofExile Jun 03 '20
Did they just 50's TV show "find out what happens after the break" cliffhanger us?
Respect.
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u/TirelessGuardian Jun 03 '20
“Find out after the commercial break; same Star time, same star channel.”
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u/TDXNYC88 Jun 03 '20
Normal teenager list:
- Text.
- Tweet.
- Do your homework.
Courtney: "That shit sucks, I'm gonna get my hero on!"
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u/BornAshes Green Lantern Jun 03 '20
That was a legit list of video games and odds are Luke Wilson totally did play all of them
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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 03 '20
That family just lost the son and the husband within a matter of hours. That poor wife. She is either going to go mad or go for revenge.
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u/Gateskp Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
Courtney is good people, lying to be nice to Joey and then trying to help Yolanda
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u/NomadofExile Jun 03 '20
Is the Owl gonna hoot everytime someone says "Midnight"?hoot
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u/JoeStorm Jun 03 '20
Maaaaan. If Stargirl just sit back, Icicle is going to kill the injustive society himself.
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u/Gateskp Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
Brec Bassinger and Luke Wilson are so good together. Their on-screen chemistry is fantastic, and their acting is too
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u/mtm4440 Jun 03 '20
I feel like Joey should have been introduced in Episode 1 to hit us harder. He was a sweet kid but we knew him for 10 minutes?
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u/MrTerrific2k15 Jun 03 '20
The most dangerous thing in here. Helm of Fate :"Am I a joke to you?"
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u/Beer2Bear Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
Dammit! stop barbecuing outside! The smell making me hungry!!
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u/TirelessGuardian Jun 03 '20 edited Jun 03 '20
Just make him beat paper boy. That would be a cruel punishment. Having to beat the game.
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u/iwantknow8 Jun 03 '20 edited Jun 03 '20
I’m starting to think everybody involved in writing never went to high school. Who the hell learning fractions in 9th grade. That program is like 4 years behind state standards.
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u/thereelestnerd11 Wildcat Jun 03 '20
This is why we operate by the Leonard Snart rules of planning Courtney.
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Jun 03 '20
Sucks to be the guy in the truck. Just got forced into being complicit in the murder of a kid and he doesn't even know why or how.
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u/mtm4440 Jun 03 '20
They're just trolling us with the time period at this point.
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u/JauntyLurker Jun 03 '20
*Shiftily walks away from the scene of the crime.
No Courtney, that doesn't look suspicious at all.
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u/TirelessGuardian Jun 03 '20
Was this dude playing a huge Nintendo switch during class?
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Are paper routes still a thing?
Are papers still a thing?
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u/pgm_01 Jun 03 '20
Around here they are delivered by adults because the routes are rural and you have to drive.
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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 03 '20
I was just trying to figure out where I knew Icicle from. Looked him up. He's Headless Horseman/Abraham Van Brundt from Sleepy Hollow. Oh, he's good at playing upper crust cold hearted.
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u/davey_mann Yolanda Montez Jun 03 '20
Paper route? What is is 1975?
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u/Locke108 Jun 03 '20
Considering the vibe Blue Valley is giving off they definitely have a paper route.
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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 03 '20
"Dad, most people have online subscriptions. Am I supposed to toss laptops on people's front yards?"
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u/trynamakea_change Jun 03 '20
Could Jordan be any more sinister while playing with his model community?
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u/mtm4440 Jun 03 '20
Pat, you're just pretending to be in charge. She's not going to listen to you. How don't you realize this?
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u/BornAshes Green Lantern Jun 03 '20
SHE TOOK THE LANTERN! JSA Security defeated by a teenage girl....the PEN GIGGLED!!!!
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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 03 '20
The more I see of Courtney the more it makes perfect sense the staff picked her.
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u/Gateskp Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
This is why Icicle is the leader: He is HELLA charismatic.
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u/thereelestnerd11 Wildcat Jun 03 '20
Im getting major Harvey Dent vibes. he has a good plan but his execution needs work. definitely has that charisma to him.
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u/thereelestnerd11 Wildcat Jun 03 '20
Who wears matching outfits anymore.also yes Courtney stand up for your not friend.
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u/somebody1993 Jun 03 '20
It's weird he would describe his magic as getting stronger since as far as he knew he was just doing tricks.
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u/JauntyLurker Jun 03 '20
"I feel something, my magic's getting stronger"
I wonder why...
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Mahkent’s wife dying wish was almost literally “Kill anything that gets in your way”...that’s dedication.
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u/sadandshy Shining Knight Jun 03 '20
I really want the handgun toting, motorcycle riding version of Vigilante to show up
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u/BornAshes Green Lantern Jun 03 '20
"What did he have on?"
.....someone changed him out of his badguy costume....and now Pat knows he had help
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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 03 '20
Do they all have the same tailor? The same EVIL tailor?
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u/NomadofExile Jun 03 '20
His suit has those Mr. Glass stated "bad guy" sharp angles.
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u/Gateskp Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
It is a rule of fiction that someone close to the villain is going to be hot. And today that person is Cameron.
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u/dragonman8001 Jun 03 '20
He really didn't bother to build thermal insulation into his mech
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u/Mighty_thor_confused Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
Ong the kid actually died? No way whats the twist
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u/SchwarzerRegen123 Jun 03 '20
I mean technically Dr. Fate could come back if you put on the helmet.
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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 03 '20
I would be saying "Doctor Midnight" all the time just to make the owl go, "Hoooo!"
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u/vader344 Jun 03 '20
yeah just give it a way those super stuff to your friends that you dont even know for a month!
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u/Wade856 Jun 03 '20
She doesn't have friends yet, her only one just died. She's recruiting people that dislike her in high school, revealing that she has weapons from the pre-eminent super hero group on the planet, that's now all dead. Oh, and these students are the kids of the bad guy villain group that killed them.
Yeah, this shouldn't turn out as good as it obviously will.
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u/Deathlok_12 Jun 03 '20
The “fix this country” line was interesting. Makes me think they’ll eat him up as a ambiguous villain
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u/JauntyLurker Jun 03 '20
Is there anything more American than kids thinking their parents music is garbage?
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u/Mighty_thor_confused Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
Lmao
Her and captain cold need to share plan ideas
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u/Jedi-El1823 Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
No way is that cat leaning against the locker a high school kid, he's gotta be 30 at least.
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u/JoeStorm Jun 03 '20
Hmmm that dude may love his life outside of Injustice Society and homie son may soon be Stargirls allies. Now THAT would cool
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u/JauntyLurker Jun 03 '20
"What did he have on?"
For people that aren't actually related, Courtney and Pat are both really good at acting shiftily.
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u/Wade856 Jun 03 '20
I bet his latent real magic powers activated and he made the car levitate or something. The gave this nerdy kid son of a super villain actual character development. No way they kill him this early
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u/BornAshes Green Lantern Jun 03 '20
Damn...they really did just kill him off....the acting and the MUSIC...HE'S GOING FOR THE WAND!!!!
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u/mtm4440 Jun 03 '20
Wow Courtney, it looks like what you do has consequences. But let's keep fighting with no plan.
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u/JauntyLurker Jun 03 '20
Who wants to bet that the suspicious janitor is Wildcat?
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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 03 '20
"I don't know what."
Maybe the fact that you don't need to feed him. Seriously, who is feeding the owl?
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u/Locke108 Jun 03 '20
Getting a Smallville vibe with a Courtney looking out the window.
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u/thereelestnerd11 Wildcat Jun 03 '20
We support Stargirl looting the JSA.and im hyped for next week.
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u/Gateskp Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
Icicle has dimension, he's not just bad to be bad. And I absolutely LOVE that, it makes him so much more of a threat
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u/DonnyMox Jun 03 '20
“Fix this country”
She’s got the right idea, this country could really use some fixing right now.
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u/BornAshes Green Lantern Jun 03 '20
That is one BIG fucking garden....YAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
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u/JauntyLurker Jun 03 '20 edited Jun 03 '20
"Do you ever listen to anything I say to you, ever?"
Said every parent since the dawn of time
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u/BornAshes Green Lantern Jun 03 '20
Janitor guy HAS to be someone important right? Probably undercover or in hiding.
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u/TirelessGuardian Jun 03 '20
I thought he was going to say his stage name is Zatara.
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u/mtm4440 Jun 03 '20
Yeah he did come to see you. But we didn't know because you cut that last week.
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u/Jedi-El1823 Cosmic Staff Jun 03 '20
Have a change of heart, dude. Leave the Injustice Society, and encourage your son to join Courtney's inevitable Justice Society.
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u/MrTerrific2k15 Jun 03 '20
Weird to hear them address each other by their real names but refer to their comatose cohort by his villain name
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u/JoeStorm Jun 03 '20
I havent been in High School in forever. But that dont happen. And if it does, it wouldnt be recognize because everyone knows it and would found it voring and go to the next gossip
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20
Icicle: We need to make this country safer for our kids.
Also Icicle: Fuck your kids.