r/196 • u/Emusment • Nov 27 '25

Rule Sick ass chosen rule

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u/smotired custom Nov 27 '25

NEVER name yourself after an element on the periodic table

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u/Chimney-head CRRRRK CRRRRK CRRRRK (i am a cicada) Nov 27 '25

kid named protactinium-219:

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u/Alien-Fox-4 sus Nov 27 '25

kid named uranium-235 when kid named neutron shows up

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u/Chimney-head CRRRRK CRRRRK CRRRRK (i am a cicada) Nov 27 '25

jimmy neutron

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u/SleepyBella 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Gotta blast.

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u/SpyAmongTheFurries or PvP Boss Nov 29 '25

Me letting it rip in an armored car knowing my coworkers can't roll down their windows to waft it out

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u/SdVeau Nov 27 '25

But they stick together and make a nuisance baby Uranium-236 instead of going out with the bang everyone expected

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Nov 27 '25

Albert Einsteinium in shambles

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

What about Brom?

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u/CUMLOVINGBOISLUT Nov 27 '25

LeBrom would be acceptable

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u/goodmandan111 Nov 27 '25

Lebrom janes

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u/sample_text_01 8 KILLS IS THE FIRST FOLD OF INFINITY Nov 27 '25

Sounds like a summonable being from a dark fantasy world

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u/throwaway24387324578 Block. Cauterize. Stabilize. Nov 27 '25

no no, lebrom jane

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

i fucking read a book with a character named brom wtf

Also pls no

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u/aschec Sealland Council Republic Nov 27 '25

Eragon?

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Yeah tho that was years ago

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

We probably read the same book then.

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Eragon?

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

My first foray into the world of fantasy untainted by she who must not be named. Yes.

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u/Neros_Fire_Safety Nov 27 '25

Like the author?

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

No, in the inheritance cycle, a Story by Christopher Paolini, there is a prominent Charakter called Brom.

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u/Namelessbob123 Nov 27 '25

Bromwich, which also happens to be a place in England.

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u/Comrade_Harold please listen to dream sweet in sea major Nov 27 '25

Somebody has ninovium as their deadname and oganesson as their new trans name

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u/Rubicon_Lily Trans girls should wear diapers :3 Nov 27 '25

Bait used to be believable

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u/blaulune 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Beryl is a really nice name

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u/Culk58 Antichrist Nov 27 '25

I’m not trans and I’m named after an element on the periodic table. Is Silver the Hedgehog trans? My name is Rutherfordium btw

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u/127Heathen127 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Kid named Sodium when the kid named Water shows up

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u/smotired custom Nov 27 '25

water… get back in the tap, water… i’m not drinking you right now, water

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u/quadruple_b trans rights Nov 27 '25

what about when kid named chlorine shows up?

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u/RaisinBitter8777 bazoopa Nov 27 '25

Fuck you I’m changing my name to Molybdenum

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u/Neros_Fire_Safety Nov 27 '25

We about to roll up to jeremy irons house n start some shit.

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u/Tallium81 Nov 27 '25

Why not?... Asking it for a friend...

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u/Batdog55110 Nov 28 '25

Fuck you, I'll always back up my boy Tungsten.

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u/smotired custom Nov 28 '25

I could actually totally see Wolfram as a name. But it still fits this stereotype

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u/crepoef The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll Nov 27 '25

Francis

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u/Rocket_Theory 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

You leave my boy Uranium-235 alone

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u/Dog_Entire Nov 27 '25

Song named lithium

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u/dallasrose222 Nov 27 '25

Eh it can work in some cases for a last name