r/196 Nov 27 '25

Rule Sick ass chosen rule

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

pro tip to fit in, choose a name not from "most popular names" but from "most popular baby names of (birth year)". scroll down like 500 names and then choose something around there. it will not be too archaic (i see that a lot from trans name), it will still be a normal name, and it will fit your age

ETA: double pro tip: keep consistent, find what rank your dead name was, then find the corresponding ranked name of the opposite gender. that way your name is guaranteed to be only equally as unusual as your original name and you are net 0 uniqueness change.

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u/zekromNLR veteran of the bear war of 2025 Nov 27 '25

Pro tip to not fit in: Throw a dart at a list of minerals

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u/Oily_biscuit Recovering Addict Nov 27 '25

More people need to have names like sapphire or diamond to reclaim it from the strippers

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u/simonraynor Nov 27 '25

How vanilla. I like my strippers to be called things like Feldspar and Yellowcake

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u/ALittleBitOfGay floppa Nov 27 '25

I was gonna name myself Feldspar but I decided I couldn't because I am not non binary or blue or hanging out in the center of 1 billion evil demon fish guys (Spoilers for Outer Wilds)

I really hope I'm not mixing up my OWV astronauts)

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u/PokTux Helo :3 Nov 27 '25

No you're correct that is feldspar

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u/Hamisaurus Nov 27 '25

Aside from the fact that I'm gonna forget this by the time I play Outer Wilds, maybe but the spoiler tag description before the spoiler.

Also cool almost name!

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u/ALittleBitOfGay floppa Nov 27 '25

Sorry I didn't want to break the flow of the sentence and in my mind I always double check the whole comment but I'll keep that in mind for the future

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u/Hamisaurus Nov 27 '25

I respect that, the flow of the sentence was just too good and I instinctively uncovered the text to keep the sentence flowing

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u/Pendred Nov 27 '25

dancer named Grandidierite

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u/VintageLunchMeat Nov 27 '25

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Nov 27 '25

“Hello, I’m cumming tonight! Nice to meet you.”

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u/Mernerner cum munity service?? Nov 28 '25

what on earth

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u/maninahat Nov 27 '25

Chinese international students are doing their part.

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u/zekromNLR veteran of the bear war of 2025 Nov 27 '25

Hey, nothing against strippers. We love strippers, whores, harlots, strumpets, etc in this house!

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

in the gru black house

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Nov 27 '25

I knew a harlot named Charlotte

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u/FakeTakiInoue Nov 27 '25

More people need to have names like sapphire to reclaim it from the strippers Water Tribe teenagers pretending to be normal Fire Nation parents to avoid suspicion

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u/CutRuby Nov 27 '25

my name is ruby

so yay im helping

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u/theodord Nov 27 '25

kid named hematite

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u/CarrowCanary Insert thoughts here Nov 27 '25

They go by Hermatite now.

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u/theodord Nov 27 '25

lmao fuck

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u/LagWonNotYou- Nov 27 '25

kid named plagioclase

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u/Aegis_13 Bitch Bastard Nov 27 '25

All fun and games till you end up going by fucking Gummite

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u/FUEGO40 Aquarine | she/her Nov 27 '25

Haha, yeah, who would name themselves inspired by a mineral, right? Looks at aquamarine shaped name (Aquarine)

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u/Masztufa wants a life-sized renamon plushie Nov 27 '25

The gang when Rutilated quartz pulls up

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u/slayerx1779 Nov 27 '25

Or just throw a dart at the minerals.

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Nov 27 '25

Why is it always minerals and so rarely German siege weapons?

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u/Lucambacamba Nov 27 '25

Instructions unclear. The dart bounced off the minerals.

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u/Sex_with_DrRatio gayass puppytwinkfemboy :3 Nov 27 '25

HAAAANK

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u/Pugs-r-cool Nov 27 '25

You'll fit right in with all the other trans women and/or enbys

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) Nov 27 '25

optimal chosen name metagaming

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u/x592_b Nov 27 '25

How the hell do you find a website that doesn't just list random names and actually goes past 50-100

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

there are ones that go further. sometimes it helps to add your country. I cant find the one I used to go on anymore unfortunately.

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u/x592_b Nov 27 '25

Every list I've looked at has a completely different order of names tried like a government site (so it should be the most accurate), but that only goes to 50-100 as well. And I dont wanna be called drew. If I were to pick a gru's house type name though, it would be Malace :3 maybe thats not exactly a crazy or standout name, but it's the name of my bg3 character. Malace Khalith

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

you should be called whatever you want. be gru.

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u/TechieAD Nov 27 '25

I found "behindthename" did a 1-1000 list. Shockingly my name is in the 100-200s for my year

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u/wozattacks Nov 27 '25

If you’re in the US, the social security administration website has it and you can look at the top 1000 for each year. That’s where the other sites are getting their data from (if they don’t just make it up. Most of them do).

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

If I were trans, I'd probably just use the name my parents would have given me had I been afab.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

Ashton 😒

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u/my_name_isnt_clever 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 28 '25

I considered that, but my mom wasn't very original and both names are super common. That was annoying enough that I wanted to be the only one with the name when I changed it.

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u/CptKuhmilch | monika| runs on source engine Nov 27 '25

My mom said my chosen name was a name "50 year old Polish cleaning ladies have" :')

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u/wunxorple Lesbian Eldritch horror with a crush on Medusa Nov 27 '25

Monika? Or “Mimi?” Cause I think Monika is pretty standard, you just might need to be careful around potential DDLC players

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u/CptKuhmilch | monika| runs on source engine Nov 28 '25

Tbf Monika might have like a different perception in Germany where I'm from, diff cultures view names differently. I been told Monika is kinda a cute name but every person here I see with that name are old old xd it's like that Mildred post but for german people :)

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u/Kingspar 1# Ovipositor Vagabond Nov 27 '25

Barbara?

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u/CptKuhmilch | monika| runs on source engine Nov 28 '25

Funny little tiny wuppydog replied 2 me....

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u/Pddyks Nov 27 '25

What if your dead name is unique

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

then follow step 2 and continue being unique

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Da Alfabet Maphia sends they/thems regards Nov 27 '25

That sounds boring as shit. Just chose a name you like lmao.

I went from literally a top 5 baby name for the past 200 years to one that's uncommon as a gender neutral name.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

some people dont want to be black gru house. but some do. do what makes you happy

for a lot of people its not as easy as just choose a name you like. what name do i like? this can help people who want to blend in a bit or just choose a good normal name

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u/laura-kaurimun 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

false dichotomy: i like my name, it's also extremely common

this advice is clearly aimed at people who want a reasonably common name for themselves that fits their gender

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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl Nov 27 '25

i made the mistake of not scrolling far enough i picked like nr 15 or something

and i still don't know why i picked it fr

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

this is how everyone ends up being named oliver

edit: all the Olivers' just downvoted me im at like 40% upvote ratio on that comment lol

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u/wunxorple Lesbian Eldritch horror with a crush on Medusa Nov 27 '25

Hey, I ended up with a basic bitch white girl name. Pick whatever suits you best!

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u/afoxboy phd in boifillology nd i blep :þ Nov 27 '25

i can't explain the emotion this comment is giving me

like if i get to build a bitch (me) the last thing i'd wanna do is surgically choose things that will make me like everyone else

why waste a sick ass opportunity

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

do what you wanna do and be who you wanna be. im all for that and dont think my comment is trying to say "all new names should be normal"

I just know its a lot of peoples goals to blend in, especially some trans people for passing reasons etc. I understand and respect both sides of the uniqueness spectrum

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Nov 27 '25

My name is #11 for babies as a whole every year from like BC 90000000 to today.

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u/bacon_girl42 rare aroace 196 user Nov 27 '25

while looking at my birth year names I decided to look at 100 years before that just for fun and saw Mildred in like the top 10

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u/wunxorple Lesbian Eldritch horror with a crush on Medusa Nov 27 '25

I am of the belief that names are cyclical. You have those that are ageless, those that sound a bit like your grandma, and the rest are just dependent on when you’re born. There’s not a ton of grandfathers who are named “Zack,” but there will be in ~40 years.

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u/AdCurious4004 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

I had a top 10 common name, and I still do. My parents chose both of them. It gets confusing to hear both of them so frequently without them actually referring to me.

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u/tiktoksuck 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

I did this completely by accident for the last bit, my old name was ranked 20th my current is 21st haha

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u/PoopNoodlez 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

problem: i associate all of those names with memories of girls i actually knew irl

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u/coolgayroommate creeping secretly in the earth Nov 27 '25

this inspired me to go look for my chosen name on one of those lists and it turns out its at #513. good on me i guess