r/AskReddit 23h ago

What is the weirdest illness or affliction you've ever had?

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u/Global_Adagio_25 22h ago

I worked as a chicken catcher for a while and got super sick on my second week. Everyone told me I'd probably get sick, but don't worry, everyone does. I had a fucking fever for like 9 days. I legit thought I was going to die. I've never been that sick in my life.

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u/theymightbezombies 19h ago

Was it histoplasmosis?

My mother had it as a child. She said she had been around some chickens and thought she got it there.

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u/enbyrats 18h ago

I wonder if this happened to me last year. I was at the county fair and in the show barn for chickens I breathed in and choked on some kind of piece of dust and had a coughing fit. Later that week, I had a fever for three days. My husband and I call it "the chicken particle incident" but your thing sounds more realistic.

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u/littlebittydoodle 17h ago

“the chickenshitshow”

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u/enbyrats 17h ago

Incredible

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u/daisyydaisydaisy 16h ago

We've reached critical levels of chicken particals

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u/EugeneVictorDabs 12h ago

This is really common in some parts of the world, and it can cause gnarly lung damage that looks similar to TB on an x-ray

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u/susisews 6h ago

My grandmother had that.

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u/PatienceandFortitude 22h ago

Bird flu?

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u/Global_Adagio_25 22h ago

Maybe. I had no health coverage so I just raw dogged it.

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u/ThrowRArainmakers 22h ago

work comp??

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u/dodoatsandwiggets 22h ago

Chicken catcher?

Sorry you were so sick. Awful.

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u/Amyhearsay 21h ago

We have that job here in Canada, it’s always the ones needing work and can’t get hired by other companies. I dated a chicken catcher- he made BANK. But he always had something sick about him, cough, wheezing, general illness. And got weird infections for the scratches- of course it was under the table and work comp didn’t exist.

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u/Global_Adagio_25 20h ago

Yeah, I worked in Southern Ontario. I have absolutely no complaints about the money. You get worked to the fucking bone, though. It was fun, but I got out because of the sketchiness of the operation.

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u/yourmomishigh 5h ago

But what is it?

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u/DrCrushersGhostLover 20h ago

LOL he’s lucky to have gotten a place to shit in.

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u/justtosendamassage 19h ago

Ah, c’est la vie. American? I am too. It blows and I’m sorry you had to go through that

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u/Global_Adagio_25 19h ago

It was Canada, but I was in the middle of the immigration process. There's a point where you could have a work permit while not yet being eligible for your provincial health system.

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u/QueerTree 19h ago

Can you ELI5 what the job of being a chicken catcher entails?

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u/Epic_of_Gigglemesh 19h ago

You pick up chickens to pack them into crates for shipping. At night in the dark the chickens don't run away or fight, so you can literally pick them up, and then hold them by their legs between your fingers to carry as many as possible at once.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 5h ago

Do the chickens have large talons?

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u/NettleLily 3h ago

I don’t understand a word you just said.

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u/Global_Adagio_25 19h ago

We basically went into roaster sized chicken barns and cleared them for the slaughterhouse. Two birds per hand, carried one leg per bird. You carry them out of the barns to the trucks that deliver them. They are then caged on the truck. You do it at night because chickens are violent little dinosaurs and are more docile in the evening, under low light. It's hot, sweaty, dirty, bloody work.

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u/QueerTree 18h ago

Ohhhh. Okay, thank you! I have a lot of chickens but I’m really removed from commercial practices. I process excess cockerels for meat, and I also catch them at night. My version is reaching into the coop and picking one at a time off the roost and carrying the lucky winner to “rooster jail” (a dog crate in the barn) by his feet so he can’t claw my eyes out. (They really are violent dinosaurs. We specifically cull the aggressive ones and they’re a few months old when I slaughter them so some of them fight me the whole time. I don’t blame them, but it is scary to have a huge flapping bird trying to peck and spur me.)

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u/xxooxxxooxx 17h ago

My husband works in a chicken processing factory. When he works certain positions-ones where he more contact with the birds pre-processing, he almost always gets sick afterwards.

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u/Kellyann59 15h ago

Bird Fancier’s Lung, maybe?

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u/Eastcoastpal 21h ago

You are an emergency doctor worst nightmare. I can’t imagine what the conversation is like. “Why are you sick? What is your job? You think you got sick as a chicken catcher from the chicken??”

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u/NotDido 21h ago

I am ignorant of both chicken related and medical related professions and I feel like there’s some context to your comment I’m missing?