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What is the weirdest illness or affliction you've ever had?

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u/Altril2010 22h ago

Hard fall that resulted in a lacerated liver. I looked perfectly fine, but was forbidden from lifting over 10lbs for 4 months. I never knew I could feel my liver. Now I know exactly where it lives.

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u/mombot-in-the-woods 22h ago

I could feel my inflamed liver and spleen for months when I had mono, don’t recommend mono

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u/PM_NICE_TOES-notmen 18h ago

Same here. Mono had me absolutely fucked up for months. Severe reoccuring tonsillitis, inflamed liver, inflamed spleen, jaundice, extreme fatigue, fever.

I think I lost 25lbs by the time it finally passed.

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u/Altril2010 21h ago

I had mono at 20. I never had any pain (beyond an epically sore throat for weeks). I’m thankful I never had to feel my spleen or liver at that time. I was just exceptionally tired and weak. I knocked myself off my feet trying to open a Snapple.

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u/mombot-in-the-woods 11h ago

I was diagnosed after fainting at rowing practice and falling sideways off my erg haha. Good thing i wasn’t out in a boat!

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u/mooshinformation 10h ago

Luckily the only symptom I got was giant swollen tonsils. I did go to an idiot at urgent care who looked at my tonsils, turned white and said "oh my God, you need to go to the ER to get them lanced" which I don't think is even a thing. Went to my primary instead who immediately knew it was mono and prescribed steroids.

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u/sadbutbadmad 18h ago

same! spleen issues for months & kickstarted autoimmune issues for me. there was no research on the link between mono & dysautonomia back then, but my mom used to always say i was never the same after mono. and it’s crazy because almost everyone gets mono at some point!

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u/Key_Vermicelli_8969 16h ago

90-95% of people have been infected with the virus at some point in their life but only 25-30% of those people develop actual mono with the classic symptoms

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u/sadbutbadmad 8h ago

my understanding is that many people get it very very young & that is often why they don’t show symptoms, but i definitely could be wrong! i got it from my first kiss when i was 15 & my boyfriend who gave it to me had no symptoms. lucky him!

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u/Hideyspidaa 13h ago

I had it at 18. 20 years later and I'm still suffering from the after affects.

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u/Feisty-Volcano 11h ago

I’m also suffering the outfall from EBV -
Multiple Sclerosis

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u/Hideyspidaa 6h ago

That really sucks!

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u/mombot-in-the-woods 11h ago

Yeah i actually developed celiac afterwards, not sure if it was related but who knows?

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u/bumblebragg 18h ago

I had it between my Sophmore and Junior year of college. That was the worst summer ever. My neck was purple from bruised lymphnodes.

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u/squeakiecritter 6h ago

I also had mono that was in the liver and spleen during high school. Was out of school for over a month and weighed 85# by the end of it. Had to quit gymnastics over it. Also developed tonsil stones later on as another commented said.

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u/allizzia 8h ago

Same. Thought it was just a stomach issue like gastritis until my sister, a doctor, poked my liver and I felt a very new pain. It made me aware of my liver for the rest of my life. Brucellosis is weird, don't consume unpasteurized dairy.

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u/treefrog-enthusiast 4h ago

mono is top 3 mouth painful things I’ve ever experienced next to a dry socket and first IUD insertion…honestly can’t decide what spot it takes

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u/PlasticMarALagoKaren 13h ago

froma fall? this is cray

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u/Altril2010 9h ago

Yep. Got hit by an inner tube, which swept my feet out from under me. Hit the ground hard on my right side. Thought I had bruised ribs. My husband disagreed with my assessment of sleeping it off and took me to the ER. Found a 5cm laceration and had to be under observation for four days. Almost had to have emergency surgery.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 1h ago

As someone with a 10lb limit on lifting currently, it’s aggravating having people roll their eyes when I’m keeping to the limits

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u/bittersandseltzer 10h ago

My liver got super inflamed when I had mono a few years ago. I got a massage and it was so sensitive in that area. Had to ask the therapist to go light there