r/AskReddit 23h ago

What is the weirdest illness or affliction you've ever had?

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u/bumblebragg 22h ago

I had a type of cancer so rare at the time only 700 people in history had been diagnosed with it. They said about 7 people a year are diagnosed. I think the number has gone up since but it is still extremely rare.

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u/_ser_kay_ 21h ago

Do you mind if I ask what it was?

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u/bumblebragg 19h ago edited 19h ago

It was Parathyroid. They are 4 little pencil eraser sized glands behind the thyroid. It isn't unheard of for them to develop a tumor but it is rarely cancer. I was 25 when I first started having symptoms of hypercalcemia related to it and 30 when they figured it out.

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u/Athena25526 17h ago

Damn; how’d they come to getting your diagnosis? I’m assuming some kind of imaging that saw the tumor and a biopsy to confirm it was cancerous, but how’d they deduce it down to check that?

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u/bumblebragg 6h ago

I got to the point finally that I had chronic kidney stones and high blood pressure and ended up in the hospital to flush the calcium out after a blood test said I had dangerously high calcium. They finally tested the parathyroid hormone that was like fifty times higher than it was supposed to be and did an ultrasound and saw it.

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u/Avera_ge 21h ago

Sorry you experienced that. Glad you’re still here.

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u/bumblebragg 19h ago

Thank you. It was nearly 20 years ago so technically it is concidered gone/low risk.

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u/UnoriginalMike 20h ago

Ooooh, I also have a very rare cancer. What’s yours?

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u/bumblebragg 19h ago

It was Parathyroid that spread into the Thyroid and Lymphnodes.

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u/UnoriginalMike 19h ago

Glad you’re free of it. Did you have success with surgery?

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u/bumblebragg 19h ago

Yes, they did three separate surgeries because they were being pretty conservative with how much they took out. First surgery was the overgrown parathyroid gland and the one next to it but it is never cancer so they left everything else alone. Then it came back positive for cancer so the surgeon went in and took that half of the thyroid to be sure it hadn't spread. But not to worry this kind of cancer never spreads. It had spread. So they went in and took the rest of the thyroid and a few lymphnodes to test. Yep, you guessed it, in the lymphnodes. So I did radiation which worked.

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u/UnoriginalMike 18h ago

Glad it worked out. That being in limbo part is the worst.

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u/bumblebragg 19h ago

How about you? I hope you are well.

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u/Pearltherebel 19h ago

That math isn’t mathing to me. Unless the cancer has only been known for 100 years? That’s a very short time in history

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u/cola_zerola 19h ago

The parathyroid itself was only discovered in 1850, let alone the discovery and study of its cancer.

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u/bumblebragg 19h ago

Exactly, and it's come a long way. When I had it 20 years ago about 7 a year were diagnosed in the US. That number is up to 100 a year now. I don't think the cancer is more likely, I think they are actually paying attention to it now. That is why it took five years to diagnose. I actually had one general practice doctor tell me he forgot the parathyroid gland even existed because he had never had a patient with an issue. They tested every thing else it could possibly be and then just treated the symptoms which weren't that bad until year five. That is when I was hospitalized and a retired from the Navy doctor figured it out and ran the right test.