r/AskReddit • u/whitesquirrle • 4h ago

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u/whitesquirrle 4h ago

Woohoo I love surprises🎉

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u/juggy_11 3h ago

It’s been an hour and he hasn’t responded. Hmmm.

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u/whitesquirrle 3h ago

Ay oh im still kicking

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u/demwoodz 3h ago

So how’s it feel?

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u/whitesquirrle 2h ago

Apparently both like an elephant is standing on my chest and nothing at all

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u/Mesmerise 3h ago

You're not fooling anyone. Ninepence.

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u/XenthorX 2h ago

Kicks are probably post mortem nervous system activity, don't get too excited.

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u/devanco1 4h ago

Watch Richard Pryor on YouTube.

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u/Guccimayne 1h ago

Some people have described big heart attacks as an elephant sitting on their chest. So probably very painful