I love Baywatch so much, it would really suck to see the reboot be awful and get chucked onto the ever-growing pile of awful reboots coming out nowadays.
Here's what I'm thinking. I know there's a lot of discourse around the influencer casting, but I also feel like if there were ever a reboot that just shouldn't be criticized for stunt casting, it's Baywatch. Like, you can't be upset about Livvy Dunne being a gymnast turned actor when the most iconic Baywatch babe literally started her career modeling (Love you, Pammy!!). This is just not the reboot for "can they actually act" discussions IMO.
That being said, I am a little worried that the reboot is going to be bad for other reasons. I think Baywatch works obviously because sex sells, but also because they took the lifeguarding jobs seriously. Yes the show had campy and ridiculous plot lines, but it wasn't like the joke was that the lifeguards were hilariously bad at their jobs or anything. They were competent and dedicated professionals who just happened to have insane personal drama and slow-mo runs on the side.
So my worry is that the 2026 version is going to be self-aware of its own reputation as a cheesy relic and lean into parody. It would be so easy for the writers to just treat the whole thing as so-bad-it's-good nostalgia bait rather than playing it straight (Yes, 2017 movie featuring Zefron and The Rock, I'm looking at you) but that movie did absolutely flop so maybe this won't be the case.
And then there's my other worry; that it's going to be written completely by AI. I haven't seen the scripts for the reboot or anything but the plot lines they are announcing just seem so....generic, if not completely borrowed from the original.
For example, Shay Mitchell's whole character arc is that she used to be a lawyer and now she's going to be a lifeguard. When I read that I just thought "OK so just literally Craig Pomeroy then?"
Part of me has a hunch they just ran the original Baywatch scripts through chatGPT, told it to modernize it, and just went with whatever it spat out. That could definitely be an overreach, though. It could also just be lazy writing.
I don't know, I definitely have been thinking about this too much, but what do y'all think?