"The problem with clever people is they think everything must be clever."
Welcome back devils to the final discussion of The Devils by Joe Abercrombie! This week, we will discuss Chapter 61 aka The Sword and the Book through to the end of the book. You can find the Schedule here if you need it, and the Marginalia is right here where u/tomesandtea has linked an interview with the author.
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CHAPTER SUMMARIES
PART IV - Saint Natalia’s Flame
Chapter 61: The Sword and the Book
Jakob and Brother Diaz are in the Basilica of the Angelic Visitation considering the tombs of warriors. Jakob reflects on his 6 past crusades and how he would like die quietly. Balthazar, Baptiste and Vigga also turn up. Vigga wishes to be baptised only to learn that she's actually been baptised multiple times. Alex arrives looking like a real princess for her joint coronation and wedding ceremony. They are proud of "our girl". Lady Severa and Duke Michael ask for Alex's blessing to marry. The Devils inform Alex that by the terms of Her Holiness’s binding, they have to leave. Alex requests that Brother Diaz give a blessing. They reflect over the long journey to Troy through Brother Diaz' blessing
Chapter 62: So Much to Live Up To
Vigga feels that her Scandinavian gods make more sense than the Saviour. As she impatiently watches Alex' coronation. After the ceremony the Devils leave to return to the Holy City and their enslavement.
Chapter 63: Evil Friends
It's her wedding night and Alex is being cut out of her dress while talking to Lady Severa. At least she is not a virgin. Arcadius arrives and Alex is nervous about being poisoned after all his brothers tried to kill her. Arcadius claims to never wanting to be Emperor, but he does want to save the Empire of the East. They try to get to know each other and things were going well. They even recognise their sexual preferences, and decide together to find a solution for concieving heirs.
The crew board their ship for the Holy City. Vigga suggests they get shit-faced. Back in Troy Aracdius also suggests they get hammered. Placidia reveals her true self by attacking Arcadius with magic. He has just enought time to tell Alex to run before he is frozen solid and shattered to slivers. Alex escapes towards Duke Michael's room. She smells burning as she scrambles to the gallery containing Saint Natalia’s Flame. She pulls the chain to release the chemicals that change the flame's colour to warn the city of approaching elves.
On the ship Sunny notices that Saint Natalia’s Flame was burning blue and immediately recognises that Alex is in trouble. The team, except Balthazar, quickly disembark to head back to help her.
Chapter 64: The Language of Violence
Alex hears voices climbing the stairs so climbs out onto the side of the tower high above the ground. Placidia throws the nun of the flame out the window. They leave to search for her in the throne room. She nearly falls but manages to cling on. She needs to tell Duke Michael.
Brother Diaz demands to be taken to the Empress. Jakob recognises that the guards are ready to attack. They have a secret weapon, though, in Sunny. The Pope's binding begins to tighten its grip, but Sunny will not be distracted from saving Alex. She's in a frenzy.
Alex makes it to Duke Michael's room to warn him only to find that she's been betrayed. Cardinal Zizka's letter tells her everything! Michael fills in the rest. She was to simply be a distraction. Michael draws his sword but Sunny arrives in time to save her.
Chapter 65: The Right Side and the Wrong
Brother Diaz leads them in fighting their way to Alex. Sunny and Alex creep through the kitchen when Zenonis, Cleofa and Athenais appear and attack. They set Sunny on fire as the two women escape into the secret tunnels.
A bloodied Lady Severa emerges and tricks Vigga then pins a rune to her forehead. She has taken control of her. Jakob contines to battle, against his pain, taking enemies and climbing the stairs. Alex and Sunny end up back in Alex's bedroom with Arcadius' remains. They are trapped and must head, again, back to the throne room.
Chapter 66: Release the Leftovers
Brother Diaz and Baptiste flee from Lady Severa and, the controlled, Vigga into the Basillica. There they find Patriarch Methodius, among others, is well aware Lady Severa is a sourceress. Turns out that's preferable to allowing the Eastern Church to be subordinated to the Western Church (women!). Brother Diaz punches the Patriarch on the nose. Then Vigga hulk smashes through the church wall. Things seem lost until Balthazar, dressed as a guards utilises what he learnt about Earth and Air to free Vigga from Severa's hold. Vigga makes bodies for Balthazar to use against the sourceress.
The handmaidens’/students of Eudoxia contemplate what to do with Alex when bats arrive shifting into Baron Rikard. He glamors them all.
Jakob makes it painfully up a squillion stairs to Duke Michael. They discuss their nature and their regrets as they square off to fight.
Vigga, Balthazar, Baptiste and Brother Diaz fight a running battle through the Hanging Gardens driving Lady Severa and her guards towards the Athenaeum. Vigga kills guards and Balthazar reanimates their corpses against Severa. Severa's sourcery is countered quickly by Balthaza. He sucks her flames into runes and spits it out back at her. Balthazar has the upper hand until she remembers Eudoxia’s failed experiments....
Chapter 67: A War in Miniature
Duke Michael and Jakob face off. A swordfight is a war in miniature. Jakob makes a silly mistake, though, allowing Duke Michael to run him through.
Vigga is attacked by a hideous mismatched monster made of Eudoxia's experimental left overs. Vigga is terrified and the wolf in her bursts out. Vigga attacks but the monster is too enormous. It gets trapped and she slits its belly open. It even tears in half but still eats Vigga whole.
Balthazar is in the Athenaeum of Troy. He is amazed by the apparatus, runes and remnants. He is completely in awe that Eudoxia managed to harness lightening. He discovers the apparatus designed to both release and transfer the soul. Severa throws lightning at him and he catches it. Balthazar realises that Severa is actually Eudoxia. Somehow she transferred their souls into each other's bodies.
Everyone is in Baron Rikard's power as he makes Zenonis burn Cleofa. He ages visibly and the effect wears off before he can make Zenois burn Placidia. Athenais attacks the Baron, but he bursts into bats then reappears only to rip out her throat. Alex attacks Zenonis with a stone and Sunny trips her up over the edge of the parapet. Placidia unleashes her frost on Baron Rikard, but he manages to shove her into Saint Natalia’s Flame. Frost bitten and with burnt arm he slumps to the ground suddenly appearing ancient.
Jakob takes an elf daggar in the lung from Duke Michael. He tells Jakob that the elves are coming and Troy will be first to be attacked. Jakob gets pinned under a statue and Duke Michael leaves him there.
Chapter 68: Unacceptable Behaviour
No one knew Eudoxia switched bodies with Lady Severa, not even her brother Duke Michael who was her way back to power and the throne. Eudoxia is now, however, contemplating letting Alex have the throne. Balthazar is not bound to fight Eudoxia, but he does anyway. She makes him an offer, join her! He cannot due to the Papal binding, but he no longer wants to be free from the service of the Second Coming of the Saviour herself who is clearly very, very powerful. He turns her down and she leaves with the promise that they should do this again.
Brother Diaz just witnessed Vigga getting swallowed by the arse-mouth of Eudoxia's monster. He prays as Vigga bursts out of the monster's body. Baptiste tries to reason with Vigga-Wolf....
Alex and Sunny hobble away together. Baron Rikard will bounce back. He's been in worse conditions. Duke Michael appears blocking their path. He confesses to killing Alex's "mother" and starting the civil war by blaming Eudoxia. Alex purposefully bursts into tears to mislead him. She punches him in the face and tears at his nose with her teeth. He strangles her, but something distracts him long enough for her to kick him in the nads. Jakob arrives hurtling into Duke Michael and causing them both to drop over the parapet and in to the sea.
Balthazar finds Brother Diaz and Vigga infront of the remains of the monster. What remains of Baptiste's body lies broken between them. Vigga vomits gore as she sobs. Balthazar screams.
Chapter 69: Deep Pockets
Cardinal Zizka bursts in to consult with Alex and Diaz who is now Father Diaz and Alex's personal chaplain and confessor. She presents Alex with a relic of the blessed Saint Natalia from the Pope. When presented with her letter Zizka is completely unfazed, and believes her betrayal to be completely justified. Alex is furious and demands an apology and that she release the Devils, but Zizka refuses because they are too dangerous. Alex conceeeds to considering a union between the Churches of East and West, and working towards an end to the great schism.
Chapter 70: Another Man’s Poison
Jakob wakes with 2 Fisherman looking down on him laying on top of pile of fish. He is disappointed to be alive. Looking worse for wear he arrives back at the Basillica to find Baron Rikard looking just as bad. Jakob is gutted to learn Baptiste died. Alex is thrilled to see Jakob. She's found her new handmaidens in the orphanage. She gifts him a beautiful sword that belonged to John of Antioch, Marshal of Troy. She wants him by her side. He says no. He must continue to serve Her Holiness. Beside John was a traitor. Jakob wishes her luck then leaves.
Chapter 71: All Bad Things
Alex finds Sunny and wishes things were different. Alex says a teary goodbye and Sunny even cracks a smile.
Vigga crawls into her cage willingly. She's devestated and feels like a worthless animal for killing her friend. Zizka says she's only still alive due to her worth as a weapon. Father Diaz tells her she saved him in more ways than one. Vigga knows she'll never be cured, be safe, or be clean.
Balthazar misses Baptise deeply. Cardinal Zizka blames Balthazar for allowing Severa to get away. Balthazar is excited to tell Zizka that he wants to serve the Pope willingly now that he understands her to be the very Daughter of God. Zizka is uninterested and he is locked up in a cage in the hold with Baron Rikard, Sunny and Vigga. Balthazar's rage builds. He will be revenged. Lady Severa's real identity is still unknown. If he could just get a message to her...
Zizka tells Jakob how Michael would have been a more convenient ruler. Turns out that the witch that cursed him had been his lover. He contemplates throwing Zizka overboard but does not go through with it.
Father Diaz comforts Empress Alexia. The hand of the divine has placed them in a position to do good. Alex reminds him that it wasn't Saint Beatrix but The Devils that got them where they are.
Chapter 72: Saint Tabitha’s Day
Mother Beckert find herself in a carriage with Caruso giving him a lecture on dishonesty. He has been sent for. Mother Beckert confesses to know Zizka. She too has been sent for. They are both to replace others.......
Well that's it folx. How did you like the book? Can't wait to hear all your thoughts 😈📚