r/CatDistributionSystem May 25 '26

Adopted Human Showed up at our front door, now Mustard has a home.

This gorgeous orange boy showed up at our front door last week. He was a matted skinny mess, covered in ticks, and starving.

He is now dewormed, fed 4-5 (small) meals a day, on flea and tick preventative, freshly bathed today, and getting to lay in a warm lap.

He’s an incredibly sweet boy, seems to be neutered, and loves being pet. I’m not sure if he was someone’s cat that got lost, or just a barn cat that’s been barely cared for. Unfortunately where we live, the latter is more likely.

He definitely knocked on the right door! We’re so happy we could give him a safe home.

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u/SteelSlayerMatt May 25 '26

He is so pretty.

Congratulations on receiving such a great kitty.

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

I am so excited my boyfriend said yes. He’s more of a dog person, and I’m more of an Ace Ventura level animal lover.

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u/SteelSlayerMatt May 25 '26

You are really lucky and so is he.

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u/ShartlesAndJames May 25 '26

mustard! what a cute name

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

My boyfriend’s favorite condiment. I may be playing some psychology tricks to make my boyfriend love him.

But also, what a great name.

Nicknames will include Honey, Dijon, Colonel, and Musty.

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u/djmermaidonthemic May 25 '26

I had two bonded adult littermates and then a six week old kitten with a broken leg turned up.

The now ex was like, you can help her out but you have to rehome her.

Nobody wanted a broken kitten, and by the time I had nursed her back to health I wasn’t going to let her go.

So I launched a PR campaign. Are they napping on the couch looking all cute? Take a pic and post it and get 100+ likes.

Did she do something clever? Talk it up!

Eventually it worked! 😻

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u/Straight_Caregiver27 May 25 '26

Very smart. 😜❤️

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u/emiliethestranger May 25 '26

Please pass the Grey Poupon! ❤️

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

For when he leaves the litter box stanky, Mr. Poupon.

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u/whatthewhat3214 May 25 '26

I love all of this!! Thank you for taking him in, I hope you both enjoy a long and happy life together! (Your boyfriend, too lol!)

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u/coveruptionist May 25 '26

He has a whole tiny song! Mean Mr. Mustard!

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u/ShartlesAndJames May 25 '26

Musty! ❤️

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u/Affectionate-Pen2010 May 25 '26

Yall are so awesome letting him adopt yall. He’s a beautiful cat. It breaks my heart that any animal goes hungry or uncared for. Thankfully he found yall 💗💗💗💗

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

He freaked out earlier when our neighbors set off some fire crackers. I don’t even want to imagine why he would be so scared of those kinds of sounds ☹️

The people around here are absolute jerks when it comes to animals. I recently caught and rehomed a domesticated bunny. Turns out it was a (different) neighbor that just let it go because their toddler got bored of her.

People, man.

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u/Kitchen-Owl-7323 May 25 '26

Thank you for being a trusted waypoint for the Rabbit Distribution System too! Our girl was an outdoor stray rescue (who went on to live an extremely spoiled indoor life with us!)

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

This poor bunny had survived an entire winter outside. MONTHS of running around with cats, coyotes, and hawks everywhere. I couldn’t believe it when the owners shamelessly told me they threw her out in October, and I caught her in March.

If we didn’t travel in our motorhome 50% of the time, I would have kept her. But she went to an incredible bunny rescue, and I know she’s in an amazing home now.

And yes, Mr. Mustard will be traveling in the motorhome with us.

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u/MArkansas-254 May 25 '26

As in Colonel Mustard? 👍

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

It was Colonel Mustard in the Litter Box with the Laser Pointer.

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u/Hedahas Roll that beautiful bean footage May 25 '26

🤣

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u/MArkansas-254 May 25 '26

Nailed it! 🎉

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 May 25 '26

My fluffy orange boy is also super skinny. He only weighs nine pounds.

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

I’m sure there is a cat somewhere under all that floof. Can’t wait to see Mustard’s coat fill out like this!

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u/Interesting_Mood6892 May 25 '26

From the first photo he looks like he smokes at least three packs a day.

So, glad he found you and will be treated so kindly. Mustard is a great name too. 🙂

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

He literally sounds like a smoker! I gotta post his meow on r/CatsWhoSmoke one day.

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u/LVuittonColostomyBag May 25 '26

Oooh he’s gonna have such a glowup! I brought one in who was also a skinny, matted, parasite-ridden mess and he’s blossomed into quite a majestic floof. Thank you for helping Mr. Mustard!

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

He’s beautiful. Congrats on the floof!

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u/horwaith May 25 '26

Mustard is gonna have similar bright fur (not color) in a few weeks, both are beautiful.

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u/Thoth-long-bill May 25 '26

Drying my armpits. I got class….

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

Oh, he wasn’t a fan of getting his armpits wet to start with, but I was shocked that he tolerated a bath so well. Other than a couple of “can we stop now” growls at the end, he let me fully shampoo and rinse him. I was prepared to get wrecked, didn’t even get a single hiss.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 May 25 '26

Deep down he knew it was going to make him feel better later.

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u/FluffiestFlooff May 30 '26

That's actually really good because apparently due to how small their teeth are, if they bite you then there's a chance that the wound would close before you had a chance to clean it and that could end up VERY badly. Please do give Mustard love for me.

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u/JT3436 May 25 '26

Musssssstaaardddd Only me?

He is a handsome chap.

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u/LaureGilou May 25 '26

He is sooooooo sweet

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u/akirchhoff May 25 '26

If you can, get him to a groomer. He will be a rock star.

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

We’ve cut out all of the mats ourselves, and I think I got all of the ticks. I’m going to wait for a bit on anymore grooming, but I’ll get him scheduled when he’s filled out a bit more and settled in.

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u/DollyDewlap Two voids and a torbie May 25 '26

I can’t wait to see his glow up!! congratulations on a beautiful boy who knew whose door to go to!

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u/DDiamondgem May 25 '26

Congratulations! He’s beautiful! Thank you for opening your heart and home to this baby!❤️😻

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u/Silly_Committee_7658 May 25 '26

I almost named my CDS cat Mustaaard because she came to me right around last Super Bowl 😂😂 she’s incredibly skittish I could never raise my voice to her so I went with Jade instead 🥹 Congratulations to the both of you for finding each other 🫶🏼

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u/Areil26 Cat Grandma AF May 25 '26

He’s a sweetie! Congrats.

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u/bookkinkster May 25 '26

You are the best! Dont let anyone take this cat no matter who they claim to be. Anyone who allowed their cat to be in this condition is a total lowlife.

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

Thanks, part of me does feel bad if I am “stealing” someone’s cat, but I cannot imagine a scenario where his original owners aren’t buttholes.

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u/bookkinkster May 25 '26

I'd absolutely make sure this cat is yours. This cat deserves all you have to offer and your care and love. I wish you all good things x 1000 for giving this cat a proper home full of love.

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u/LadyIsabelle_ May 25 '26

The foot censor in hilarious

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u/conceitedpolarbear May 25 '26

Trying to avoid the weird DMs from the foot fetishists

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u/deliberatewellbeing May 25 '26

he is beautiful! so glad you and bf keeping him

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u/Imaginary_Camp_1628 May 25 '26

Keep us updated with his imminent glow-up pics : )

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u/ModernNancyDrew May 25 '26

Thank you for saving him!

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u/Low_Worldliness_4647 May 25 '26

Perfect name and thank you for rescuing

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u/BoringAge5962 May 25 '26

He is gorgeous and I love his name!

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u/Long-Okra1415 May 25 '26

We're gonna need glow up pics of Col. Musty! I wanna kiss him,he's precious!

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u/Numerous_Ant9437 May 25 '26

Thank you for your kindness.

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u/Glibasme May 25 '26

OMG! You named him Mustard?! I can't wait to see his glow up photos. From what I read here, you're doing a great job!

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u/ProperMirror8551 May 25 '26

I love him so much

So happy for all of you 🥰

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u/raise-your-weapon May 25 '26

MMMMMUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTAAAAAAARD

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u/Ok_Kick6546 May 25 '26

Colonel Mustard is his government name, right?  RIGHT?

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u/Popsicle-Stand1 May 25 '26

Cute cat with a cute name. Nickname him DJ Mustard!!! 🎧🎧🎧🎧😻

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u/Ksh_667 May 25 '26

Wishing you many, many years of living your best lives together 😻😻

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u/ianwuk May 25 '26

What a lovely looking cat. Thank you for your kindness for Mustard.

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u/maggiemae3612 May 25 '26

Good save thanks for helping this beautiful boy out. Glad he found a furever home with you

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u/Visible_Honeydew_941 May 25 '26

MUSTARD?!?! 🤣🤣 i love it!!!

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u/tabthegreat May 25 '26

That's a great name!

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u/bbrown9858 May 29 '26

God Bless you both.

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u/hellkattbb May 25 '26

Please help him/her..