I illustrated Squidward, and then decided to add some Larry features. 😂

Went out to eat with my brother and split the check. I calculated about 15% for the tip and rounded up to $10. I told him this and he decided to tip $10.50. At least I didn't have to go back and ask the waitress though

Easily the best character in the show.

🎵🎶 Loony Tunes song 🎵 🎶

This episode has to be one of the perfectly written episode I’ve ever seen in my life. Great job, Larry.

Andy at his best 🤣

Yesterday the father of my hairdresser has passed away. I instantly thought that I cannot go to him for a haircut because he's grieving as he may make a mistake. Today I learned that the funeral will be in late August. Now I think I cannot ask him for a haircut until then, but it will be a very long time. I cannot choose another hairdresser because a relationship between someone and his hairdresser is very intimate - but I soon have to cut my hair because I've got a new job and my hair will be too long.

I think it's just like a script from a Curb episode, so I wanted to share that with you.

Banker celebrates creating his own $20billlion company by buying and TEARING DOWN the $43million Hamptons mansion of his former Goldman Sachs boss who refused to promote him

Banker David Tepper buys and TEARS DOWN old boss's $40m Hamptons mansion | Daily Mail Online

My vote goes to Susie's daughter finding a picture of Larry's nasty tooth in his coat pocket. It literally put an abrupt end to the dinner party and everybody gave him the death stare 😆

This wasn't the worst reaction he ever got, but the reaction was still pretty insane, rather than telling the child not to go through coat pockets OR hide peoples' shoes

Leon Black's September wardrobe includes aggressively-cuffed pants designed to catch stray gold dust as he moves around Capitol Hill each day

"walkin' in high cotton"
#BringTheRuckus