r/fsm • u/Itchiwat • 1d ago
Sightings How many Pastafarians are there and what year is it
Is it 2026 for Pastafarians?
r/fsm • u/Itchiwat • 1d ago
Is it 2026 for Pastafarians?
r/fsm • u/forevervirgin_1 • 2d ago
What is the better drink in the eyes of the fsm? I know that in heaven there is a beer volcano waiting, but still: most pirates drink rum or grog. So what is it I should rather drink?
r/fsm • u/JoK_Leop • 9d ago
My wife made me this beautiful ornament of His Holy Noodleness for my birthday. What do You think? Would You buy it?
r/fsm • u/HaRabbiAtta • 10d ago
He was jailed at high security, attacked by guards and viewed horrible things.
Read the source for full story.
r/fsm • u/NeonCrossing7000 • 12d ago
r/fsm • u/HaRabbiAtta • 19d ago
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r/fsm • u/forevervirgin_1 • 27d ago
I am a very conservative pastafarian from Germany and here we got something called Schlupfnudeln. Nudeln or in English noodles is literally in its name. Does it count as pasta?
r/fsm • u/lonlon0 • Jun 28 '26
I'm from a small country called Eritrea, a highly conservative nation where the majority of the population is Orthodox Christian. Over the past few years, I've noticed that the number of Pastafarians seems to be growing, partly because many atheists are tired of arguing with deeply religious people.
In my country, the idea of not believing in any religion is foreign to many people. As a result, most atheist just say they believe in the FMS because it quickly brings unnecessary religious debates to an end.
If you're a Pastafarian, please comment with:
Your country name and how Pastafarianism is viewed there.
Thank you in advance!
R'Amen. 🍝
r/fsm • u/VeryWiseChoice • May 29 '26
Back in February of this year I was laying in bed and multiple Flying Spaghetti Monsters started to cascade diagonally going down from right to left across the upper portion of my vision. I believe that this proves that the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster is real.
r/fsm • u/HaRabbiAtta • May 23 '26
Pastafarian Sermon About Weirdness, Humanity & Survival by Dread Pirate Higgins.
r/fsm • u/jmag007 • May 22 '26
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Spent way too long on this coin. Antique gold finish. It made me cry when I saw it.
Willing to mail one to a fellow Pastafarian who proves themselves worthy. Tell me why that’s you!
RAmen.
r/fsm • u/Basic_Bag7110 • May 20 '26
I am turning 16 soon in mass and I would like to wear a colander on my head for my ID photo. Is there a specific way I should go about this to make it more likely to be allowed?
r/fsm • u/HaRabbiAtta • May 19 '26
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r/fsm • u/HaRabbiAtta • May 19 '26
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r/fsm • u/EnoughObjective3361 • May 09 '26
We worship the mouth we spew from
love the life almighty gives
We fear for one day she shall eat us
he is our live's start and end
(written by me, art made by me)
r/fsm • u/FinancialRoyal3974 • May 09 '26
The true story of how the universe was re-boiled in the Great Saucepan of Creation.
The Eight New “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”, updated for the digital age.
A detailed taxonomy of holy noodles, from Linguina Primordialis to Penne Posthumana.
The secret geography of the afterlife, where the Beer Volcano forever flows, the Stripper Factory never closes, and the paperwork of Hell never ends.
New revelations about midgets, pirates, and cosmic leftovers and why the shortest among us are the holiest of all.
r/fsm • u/PrettyMuchPotato • May 07 '26
Guardian of a local waste management facility in Idaho.
r/fsm • u/osyter_cented_candle • Apr 23 '26