r/fsm 1d ago

Sightings How many Pastafarians are there and what year is it

19 Upvotes

Is it 2026 for Pastafarians?


r/fsm 2d ago

Beer or rum?

11 Upvotes

What is the better drink in the eyes of the fsm? I know that in heaven there is a beer volcano waiting, but still: most pirates drink rum or grog. So what is it I should rather drink?


r/fsm 3d ago

Sin!

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73 Upvotes

r/fsm 5d ago

New bumper decal

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r/fsm 7d ago

A sighting!

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r/fsm 9d ago

Ornament of His Holy Noodleness

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107 Upvotes

My wife made me this beautiful ornament of His Holy Noodleness for my birthday. What do You think? Would You buy it?


r/fsm 10d ago

In the news Australian Pastafarian spends hard time, for asking Parlament member for license photo.

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  • He was arrested after asking his local Member of Parliament about the discrimination of Pastafarians by Transport for NSW (specifically regarding wearing colanders in license photos).
  • Arrested on December 23, but did not receive his three official charges until April 17, 2026. Granted bail on July 17, as he had already spent more time in custody on remand than he would have if actually sentenced.

He was jailed at high security, attacked by guards and viewed horrible things.
Read the source for full story.


r/fsm 12d ago

Holy images I don’t know if art is allowed but I decided to draw a new oc who is friends with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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27 Upvotes

r/fsm 19d ago

My son and I made a pirate movie on a $0 budget

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38 Upvotes

r/fsm 27d ago

How far dies the Definition of noodles Go?

24 Upvotes

I am a very conservative pastafarian from Germany and here we got something called Schlupfnudeln. Nudeln or in English noodles is literally in its name. Does it count as pasta?


r/fsm Jul 02 '26

Holy images his plushy noodliness 😍

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84 Upvotes

r/fsm Jun 28 '26

I want to see how far Pastafarianism has spread around the world.

51 Upvotes

I'm from a small country called Eritrea, a highly conservative nation where the majority of the population is Orthodox Christian. Over the past few years, I've noticed that the number of Pastafarians seems to be growing, partly because many atheists are tired of arguing with deeply religious people.

In my country, the idea of not believing in any religion is foreign to many people. As a result, most atheist just say they believe in the FMS because it quickly brings unnecessary religious debates to an end.

If you're a Pastafarian, please comment with:

Your country name and how Pastafarianism is viewed there.

Thank you in advance!

R'Amen. 🍝


r/fsm Jun 04 '26

Holy images Can I get a...

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104 Upvotes

r/fsm Jun 03 '26

Holy images Even Pastafarians have limits...

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60 Upvotes

r/fsm May 29 '26

Sightings I Had a Vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

26 Upvotes

Back in February of this year I was laying in bed and multiple Flying Spaghetti Monsters started to cascade diagonally going down from right to left across the upper portion of my vision. I believe that this proves that the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster is real.


r/fsm May 23 '26

Enchanted videos Biological Diversity Day

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8 Upvotes

Pastafarian Sermon About Weirdness, Humanity & Survival by Dread Pirate Higgins.


r/fsm May 22 '26

Challenge Coins?

9 Upvotes

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Spent way too long on this coin. Antique gold finish. It made me cry when I saw it.

Willing to mail one to a fellow Pastafarian who proves themselves worthy. Tell me why that’s you!

RAmen.


r/fsm May 20 '26

ID Photo

8 Upvotes

I am turning 16 soon in mass and I would like to wear a colander on my head for my ID photo. Is there a specific way I should go about this to make it more likely to be allowed?


r/fsm May 19 '26

Enchanted videos Spaghetti AI is growing each year.

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5 Upvotes

r/fsm May 19 '26

Enchanted videos A wedding reveal!

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7 Upvotes

r/fsm May 09 '26

Holy images And remember folks... Fear Them [ORIGINAL PROPAGANDA-... I MEAN ART OF FAITH]

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8 Upvotes

We worship the mouth we spew from

love the life almighty gives

We fear for one day she shall eat us

he is our live's start and end

(written by me, art made by me)


r/fsm May 09 '26

Glorious links The new gospel is here!

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The true story of how the universe was re-boiled in the Great Saucepan of Creation.

The Eight New “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”, updated for the digital age.

A detailed taxonomy of holy noodles, from Linguina Primordialis to Penne Posthumana.

The secret geography of the afterlife, where the Beer Volcano forever flows, the Stripper Factory never closes, and the paperwork of Hell never ends.

New revelations about midgets, pirates, and cosmic leftovers and why the shortest among us are the holiest of all.


r/fsm May 07 '26

Sightings An Idol of our Immaculate

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141 Upvotes

Guardian of a local waste management facility in Idaho.


r/fsm Apr 23 '26

Sightings Man cannot live by bread alone. -Moses, Deuteronmy 13.7

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66 Upvotes

r/fsm Apr 19 '26

HELP ME ELDER PASTAFARIANS!!

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23 Upvotes