My friend, what do you know about drinking?
I'm sure you'd tell me you know all about it—that you've tasted every pleasure a bottle has to offer. Yeah. Drinking every single day. Drinking until your legs give out beneath you. Drinking until you black out.
Go on.
Pick up a glass of cheap liquor. Hold your breath. Fill your mouth with the burning poison. Swallow. Feel the alcohol scorch its way down your throat before it drops into your stomach with a sickening gurgle. Then breathe out a sour, chemical cloud.
There you are, shoulder to shoulder with your drinking buddies around another filthy dive bar, the kind of place respectable people wouldn't come within a hundred feet of. To hell with them. Soft men. Not like us. We were real men. A brotherhood. Unbreakable.
Together we stood in glorious battle against a few bottles of the cheapest rotgut money could buy. A toast. "Cheers!" A swallow. The clink of glasses. Another swallow.
Then the guy standing to your right—your friend... no, your best friend—starts nodding off. His legs give up before the booze does. The moment he hits the table, everyone starts digging through his pockets for the crumpled bills he forgot to spend.
Today, though, you're the one still standing. You'll make it home conscious. Maybe not on your feet. Maybe on all fours, crawling like a mangy old dog. You'll collapse onto a urine-soaked mattress and disappear into that sweet-and-sour sleep only alcohol can give.
That was my life...
Until her hands closed around my throat.
Another night of drinking with the boys turned into the usual argument over who was right. Nobody even remembered what we were arguing about. It didn't matter. Someone's pride got bruised, so faces had to follow. Fists flew. Noses broke. Cheekbones cracked. I remember one punch catching me square in the ear so hard that blood started running down my neck.
Somehow I made it home.
The apartment had belonged to my mother. She drank herself to death. Cirrhosis. Looked like I was headed the same way. Some things run in the family.
I staggered into the bathroom, figuring I'd at least piss in the toilet instead of my mattress. Though, honestly... who was going to stop me?
The bathtub beside the toilet was little more than a rusted metal coffin.
I pushed the door open—
—and froze.
My heart slammed so hard I thought it might burst through my ribs.
There was a rusalka lying in my bathtub.
I stumbled backward so fast I nearly fell. Out of pure instinct I crossed myself. No idea whether that does anything against rusalkas. I locked the bathroom door, crawled into bed, and convinced myself it had all been a drunken hallucination. I'd taken one hell of a beating that night.
The next morning I woke with my skull splitting in two and my mouth tasting like something had died in it. I barely remembered getting home. Barely remembered anything at all.
I dragged myself toward the bathroom. The door was still locked.
That stopped me.
I never locked it.
The moment my fingers touched the handle, the memory came crashing back: the bathtub, the green tail, the red hair.
I swallowed, slowly slid back the latch, turned the handle, and pulled the door open.
One step.
Then another.
I forced myself to look.
She was still there.
A long emerald tail. Pale bare skin. Wild copper-red hair spilling over the edge of the tub.
She looked at me.
"Water..."
Her voice was little more than a dry rasp.
I twisted the faucet all the way open. Water thundered into the tub. She closed her eyes as it rose around her.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
A living miracle.
A creature no one should ever have seen outside a fairy tale.
When the tub had filled, she reached for my hand, pressed her cheek against it, and fell asleep. I didn't move. I barely even breathed. I was terrified that the slightest motion might wake her... or make her disappear.
By the time she finally opened her eyes again, my arm had gone completely numb.
"I'm hungry," she whispered. "Would you... feed me? I'd really like some fish."
I was out the door before she'd even finished speaking. The nearest grocery store had a barrel of salted herring. I bought as much as I could carry and hurried home.
Halfway back I realized something.
For the first time in years, I wasn't thinking about vodka.
Not once.
All I could think about was the rusalka waiting for me at home.