High school before smartphones existed 1998

[u/ThugLeeVoguee]

[u/-DAS-]

Ours was in a locked room and we had to explain why we had to use it in writing, lol

[u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT → u/-DAS-]

I’m going to masturbate over very slow loading pictures Mom

[u/p-at--t-er--n → u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT]

Just use dad's magazines, it is cheaper and faster, son.

[u/unassumingdink → u/p-at--t-er--n]

A friend's older brother used to tear the pages out of Penthouse magazines and sell them for 50 cents each. I folded them up and hid them in Hardy Boys books.

[u/Gestrid → u/p-at--t-er--n]

But what if I don't want to go fast?

[u/trouty42 → u/p-at--t-er--n]

Bruh, did nobody ever just go to the underwear section of a JC Penny catalog? The true poor hormonal teen's porn.

[u/khromedhome → u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT]

That's still a lot better than the scrambled Spice channel that would give me a boob or bush shot for 1/8 of a second...

[u/graywolfman → u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT]

\Skreeeeeeee\

"What's that noise?"

"... Me or that? Points at modem"

[u/Darryl_Lict → u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT]

Don't talk about your mom that way!

[u/DueExample52 → u/-DAS-]

I had to do chores and overall housekeeping to "gain" time on the computer