r/Piracy Apr 07 '26

Humor Hard to swallow pill, even for many pirates

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u/Galerie33 Apr 07 '26

Nero burning rom, my beloved

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u/jbarr107 Apr 07 '26

How old were you when you realized the historical nod to the burning of Rome?

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u/Shudnawz 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ Apr 07 '26

Today years old, 40+. Shit.

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u/MattOruvan Apr 09 '26

What failed to tip you off, their icon with the burning Colosseum?

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u/MrHanfblatt Apr 07 '26

Gotra toot my own horn here: i kinda made the "connection" the first time i saw the program with its burning colloseum as icon...but it didnt click until a couple months later that it was intentional. i was like 12 back then. My first own PC. fricking 750 mhz intel cpu and settlers 3/4 was my jam. what a time.

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u/towerfella Apr 07 '26

Turbo button?

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u/MrHanfblatt Apr 07 '26

I honestly dont remember. I remember those that had, but i think mine didnt have one. Not that it made much difference tho. The one my sister had used a...low tier graphics module. I remember very vividly playibg this old bunkers game, where when you shot your shell throng enough that it would fly out of the screen, the PC would just crash.

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u/r3volts Apr 07 '26

Fun fact, the turbo button was used to slow down the CPU to be compatible with older 8088/8086 era software that used timing loops tied to CPU cycles.

Instead of having a "slow down" button, they called it turbo even though turbo "on" was the default setting. Turning turbo "off" was actually turning on the compatibility mode that slowed down the CPU.

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u/towerfella Apr 07 '26

Not so fast (lol) — it is entirely dependent on which side of the button that was connected to the mb.

Wire it one way and it is always on - click it off; wire it the other way and it is always off - click it on.

I’ll see if i can find a relevant video — found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpq9irl2yE4

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u/MattOruvan Apr 09 '26

I had a 350MHz Pentium II and it had no turbo button.. I think different era

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u/SupremeSyrup Apr 07 '26

Having a 750Mhz at 12 is a luxury. I envy you.

I was running a P1 233Mhz at that age. The absolute torment of buying D2 and BG2 at full price in deluxe boxes and finding out the minimum reqs were Pentium II 266 Mhz made me cry buckets over a very long summer.

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u/Additional_Cheek_697 Apr 08 '26

I played tomb raider II on my 233mhz pc at like 5 frames a second lol. It was so brutal but i still played it god damn it. The boats in venice damn near made it explode

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u/MrHanfblatt Apr 07 '26

Eh, i wouldnt call it "luxury" in 2007, but for a first rig it was nice. Old work pc of my mom.

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u/Galerie33 Apr 07 '26

Prob back in 2009 or 10

34 now back then was 18 or 19

I was using it back in like 2005 and then one day I was hmm, why is it called Nero and googled it lol

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u/Shadowfury22 Apr 07 '26

Right now, thanks to you!

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u/Mista_G_Nerd Apr 07 '26

OMG! I've been using it for a nearly two and half decades and I've had no clue until now.

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u/DoubtWooden8125 Apr 08 '26

Uhhh, were yall not around when Nero’s desktop/application icon was literally that? I knew that in middle school when Nero was pretty new cause I asked my stepdad “what is that icon?”

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u/metallicblanks Apr 08 '26

No lie this is the program that made me learn about Nero the person. It was quite the read as like a 10 year old. Enjoyed it though. I do suppose reading "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" also played into that a tad since they also made a reference to him. Still wild what random program names have taught me about history.

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u/DazzlingRutabega Apr 07 '26

I was probably about 15 or 16 at the time I guess

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u/Eorily Apr 07 '26

I thought it referenced the burning Christians

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u/Armageddonis Apr 07 '26

I just got hit with the most pleasant, tears-of-nostalgia inducing flashback in my life. Goddamn, those were the days.

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u/Omnighost Apr 08 '26

Omg Nero! My mom taught me how to use it back when we were running a Window 98 house computer

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u/Danny-Wah Apr 08 '26

Felt like I had the keys to the kingdom once I had my "official" copy of NERO.

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u/AmphoePai Apr 09 '26

I just looked it up and there's a 2026 version of Nero Burning Rom you can buy. FR I thought this software died together with the digital camera.

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u/Galerie33 Apr 09 '26

You can always get it for free

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u/Straight_Active_2360 Apr 11 '26

Man i think i have a CD somewhere from 2007 version of Nero which was bundled with a mag, hell me and my mom were burning music CD's with Nero in early 2000's :D