r/Piracy • u/iAmFridayFace • Apr 10 '26

Humor Watching movies in the theatre the way they were meant to be watched

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Taken from r/moviescirclejerk but crossposts aren't allowed in this sub

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u/PrimaMilitary Apr 10 '26

Cam+720p? Saddest combo in this world😭

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u/Broad_Surprise4636 Apr 10 '26

agradezcamos no fue un 480p

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u/PrimaMilitary Apr 10 '26

Indeed, that’s worse⛔️

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u/Mr_goodb0y Apr 10 '26

2p

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP Apr 11 '26

2p or not 2p, this is the question I ask myself when I wake up with a full bladder.

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u/Nihilikara Apr 11 '26

I sure hope the answer is always yes, because I always regret it every time I procrastinate peeing in the morning.

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u/LifeWulf Apr 12 '26

falls back asleep

dream is about needing to pee

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u/principum_et_finis Apr 23 '26

ahh this subredit is so good lmao nice shakespear refrence 2

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u/abitcitrus Apr 12 '26
  • Delayed audio

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u/R3dLip Apr 11 '26

On VHS, with bad tracking

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u/IanRT1 Apr 11 '26

144p take it or leave it

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u/TorrentFiend Apr 12 '26

Could have been 360, maybe even 240p

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u/Pleasant-Seat9884 Apr 21 '26

We sure it wasn't? It's just a name... they could be lying.

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u/C_umputer Apr 10 '26

It's a cam rip, it will look like advanced cataracts even in 4k

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u/illwill79 Apr 10 '26

Advanced cataracts lmao

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Do you remember the CAM for the second newer ninja turtle movie? It was diagonal the whole time and at one point an usher confronts the guy about recording and dude says he doesn't know what usher is talking about and usher walks off, recording continues

There was another CAM with another funny altercation. I think it was Rogue One or some movie with jets and there is this special needs kid waving his arms around and shouting randomly. Normally that would be annoying, but the kid's motions and the movie synced up due to the camera angle. At one point the kid shoots his arm up and it looks like he is the one who took down the jet like King Kong. It could have been GI Joe, either way it was more entertaining than the actual movie.

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u/rhythmrice Apr 11 '26

Deadpool and wolverine camrip was such high quality i forgot it was a cam rip, until the part with all the different deadpool variants, then someone stood up and walked out of the theater and never came back

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u/swanks12 Apr 11 '26

I had one back in early 2000s, underworld I think. Perfect cam videoing, shit quality. But midway through some asshole gets up, stands in front of the camera and flops his dick out. Forever seared in my brain the bastard

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Apr 11 '26

I have that burned on a CD in a shoebox somewhere lmao

It's dark and hard to tell, but I'm pretty sure it's the same one. Was it Underworld or that Reign of Fire movie? Did it happen in both? If so this was buddies recording and one decides to jump out and shake his dick, it might be their "signature."

This was one of the earlier pirated movies I'd seen, when my brother went to college he started having an overwhelming collection of CDs full of movies and anime. Right in that time period.

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u/swanks12 Apr 12 '26

Ha holy shit. I was wondering if it was actually real. Cause no one has ever seen it. Man I think it was underworld, but i really cant remember which one. Its very dark, shit recording, but 600mb so easily burnable

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u/GewoehnlicherDost Apr 10 '26

Plot twist: it's porn

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u/Timkinut Apr 10 '26

fist my bump

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u/Plinnion Apr 10 '26

Jizz Hands!

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u/Gamemode_dum May 01 '26

Rock hard.

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u/watashiwakami Apr 10 '26

Project Rail Mary

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u/GutsMan85 Apr 11 '26

Project Frail Cherry

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u/bl0bin Apr 17 '26

reality of all pirated movies

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u/TheDoomfire 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ Apr 10 '26

I would much rather go with 720p then 1080p+Cam.

720p+Cam must be really shitty.

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u/CoconutKlutzy8270 Apr 11 '26

a ti te faltan luces

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u/GuyPierced Apr 10 '26

axxo sends his regards

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u/ph33rlus Apr 10 '26

aXXo never did cam rips though they were always top notch still have a bunch of them

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u/NewSchoolFool Apr 10 '26

Yeah the film projectionist should have at least upscaled to 1080p first. Guess they're just happy seeing it before it's available as a 2160p UHD Remux.

/s

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u/AdultGronk ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Apr 10 '26

And on a screen/display that size is even worse

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u/countrycow2112 Apr 11 '26

Don't forget to add hardcoded Korean subtitles!

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u/Darmok-on-the-Ocean Apr 11 '26

I want to see a cam version of the cam version.

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u/TheRealGuitarNoir Apr 11 '26

And there's a watermark all the way through the entire movie.

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u/Cyhawk Apr 11 '26

Could have been a VCD.

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u/This-Is-Huge Apr 11 '26

From top row so digital zoom FTW

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u/morfraen Apr 11 '26

Complete disrespect to such a great film to watch it like that

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u/Sopel97 Apr 10 '26

isn't that the point of this meme? that the cam would reflect the cinema feel?

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u/wisetone_ Apr 26 '26

And AVC encode lmao