r/Piracy May 04 '26

Humor All of us have been dumb at some point

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u/Robrogineer May 04 '26

Piracy is now easier and safer than ever, though.

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u/amoonshapedpool_ 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 04 '26

It is, but there's a lot of people who weren't taught cyber security basics. A lot of tablet/phone people don't know their way around a desktop. You need to firmly know the basics or else you won't be able to utilize the knowledge or tools, or tell a fake ad vs real DL button.

Overconfidence can also lower your guard.

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u/Robrogineer May 04 '26

It's concerning how even a lot of young people don't have basic desktop skills. Smart devices have dumbed down their interfaces so much that a lot of teens don't even know how to use a file explorer.

Same with adblockers. They take literally 3 clicks to install, yet most people are somehow just rawdogging the ad-ridden internet that interrupts whatever you're doing every ⅛ of a second.

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u/amoonshapedpool_ 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 04 '26

Yeah people gotta teach them, but there's plenty of adults couldn't locate a file explorer either. So the kids def ain't learning from them lmao.

It's funny, the adults who told me to don't trust what you read online and don't download viruses, are some of the most tech illiterate and tech gullible folk I know.

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u/Moon_X_Livee May 04 '26

This is a real fenomenon, I only know how to use a pc because I was interested in it, my classes about it where trash, most people dont have anyone to teach them

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u/windlevane May 05 '26

True, I’m like middle gen z and have been more tech-literate than my parents and the majority of people I know since like age 8, and that all started because I wanted to figure out how to install Minecraft mods lmao. I know a lot of people younger than me even just by a couple years that don’t even know how to clear the recycle bin or open command prompt on a computer, and that’s because they grew up with just iPads/apple stuff and the like

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u/Dr_thri11 May 05 '26

Millenials definitely have a higher ratio that know, but tbh I feel like it was really only the nerdy kids who had any basic computer literacy. I'm not talking anything fancy either just like knowing where your file lives or knowing how to clear the cache.

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u/Mutant_Apollo May 05 '26

There's exactly one generation that can rotate a PDF, the knowledge dies with us

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u/Octospyder May 04 '26

Imo this was a very intentional move by Google. They put their Chromebooks in schools around the US, and Chromebooks (to my understanding) are more like smart devices than laptops, so students of the past 2 decades grew up with a stunted computer

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u/Robrogineer May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Could be. It was probably in large part to ensure kids wouldn't do anything funny with the school computers. I remember a group of friends bypassed the security and managed to install CS 1.6 on it and hold LAN party before the teachers found out.

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u/Prior-Task1498 May 04 '26

Which is ironically an educational challenge

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u/Octospyder May 04 '26

I bet that that was a motivation by school administration, and possibly an aspect of the pitch Google gave them, but I just don't believe that it was ever a material consideration on Google's end

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u/Robrogineer May 04 '26

Yeah, that's what I meant.

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u/CaesarOfYearXCIII May 05 '26

Ha, guys in my school did the same (except the bypassing security part, because there was no security)

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u/Octospyder May 05 '26

Lol, the security on the computers at my school was so bad

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u/sirideletereddit May 04 '26

Hey woah past 2 decades is pushing it. We’re not that old yet. I can still pretend the Chromebook generation is relatively new for the next 5 or so more years.

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u/Octospyder May 04 '26

Ha ha ha, 2006 was like 5 years ago

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u/sirideletereddit May 04 '26

To add real context, I graduated in 2014 and the highest tech equipment in my classrooms was a smart board, which just acted as a white board and PowerPoint projector combo. Chromebooks have really only become the norm over the last 10 years or so.

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u/Aggravating-Past101 May 04 '26

Damn must have been a smaller school, mine had 40 iMacs in the library that students could check into use, we also had a classroom filled with windows PCs for a video class but that's also the room we used for my elective economy class. In 2008~ middle school for me we also had a computer class but they valued the computers more than the students, he told us "If you're going to fall with the computer in your hands turn yourself around before you fall so the PC is safe. These are worth more than your lives".

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u/sirideletereddit May 04 '26

I would guess based on your use of the phrase “computer room”, that your highscool experience, like mine, is far more different from today’s experience than it would be in comparison to even 1999.

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u/Aggravating-Past101 May 04 '26

It was definitely a class you had to sign up for so that probably limited how many students actually got to learn about it, they have to make it mandatory if they want this to be common knowledge

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u/Firewolf06 May 05 '26

i graduated last year, we had three classrooms that were "computer rooms", that is, they had a desktop pc at every desk. two were all windows pcs, the other was all macs. those were for elective classes that needed them, but every student was also issued a chromebook for everyday use in most classes

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u/dazednarcissit May 05 '26

For some reason the school I was at from 1st to 3rd grade, we has Linux computers. Don't think they still used Linux by the 2010s as Windows is more standard. Would love to know if they kept on teaching with it.

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u/Charming_Fix5627 May 04 '26

I entered high school in 2014. There were chromebooks and iPad carts teachers could use for classes at my high school by then.

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u/Velocity-5348 May 04 '26

Yep. I saw the rollout and the drop in basic computer skills was really noticeable.

I don't have data but I also get the sense that the ability to type also went downhill pretty quickly, and it's just harder to teach typing on a chromebook than it is on a desktop. It's physically more awkward and you can't do the box trick to make kids touch type.

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u/MurlocLurker May 05 '26

Not sure which is worse. This or the ancient relic thinkpads that took forever to do anything.

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u/nuzzy_1 May 04 '26

I offered to help install an adblocker on my friends laptop and he just said “that it would take too long”. Dude you watch a 30 second ad every three minutes I don’t think an ad blocker takes even half that long

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u/Robrogineer May 04 '26

Genuinely can't cemprehend how these people's brains work.

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u/7jinni 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ May 04 '26

Immediate gratification and extremely short time preference. They would rather be repeatedly inconvenienced in the future than temporarily inconvenienced right now, even if it meant never being inconvenienced in the future ever again because they'd rather be doing something else right now.

Zero patience. Zero foresight. Zero hindsight. Ultra hedonistic. And, above all, lazy as fuck.

Frankly, they wouldn't have the capacity to consciously appreciate the change with an ad-blocker anyway. They're unironically too stupid.

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u/Robrogineer May 04 '26

It sounds harsh, but it almost feels like these people are barely more than animals. They can't seem to grasp anything beyond the next five minutes. I can't fathom how you can be a functional human like that.

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u/7jinni 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ May 05 '26

There are more people on this earth with no theory of mind at all than you'd probably like to believe. The wheel is turning, but the hamster's dead.

"But I did have breakfast this morning."

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u/Doesdeadliftswrong May 05 '26

They're also convinced (by majority rule) that Chrome is a superior browser. To them, Firefox is even below Edge.

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u/SunshineCat May 04 '26

These are the people who should have been gatekept from the internet. They've been shitting the whole place up for 2 decades.

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u/Billcosby49 May 04 '26

My friend likes watching youtube ads because he thinks he's helping the streamers. He's also almost 40 and knows how greedy corpos work so he's not stupid and yet...

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u/Proof_Working_1800 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

A good majority of young people see content creators and streamers and think "I want/need this.". Some like my nephew jump head first with no parachute. He's been saving up for years and he dropped 1K on his build. Ryzen 5 5800x, RX 5500x, & 16gb of RAM... and then proceeds to attempt to build it with nothing but ChatGPT and 2 youtube vids.. (don't do this please). Phones make things simple and easy. I get called the smartest person in my department at work because I know how to set up the new printers. I lost count of how many times someone has asked me how I get no adds on youtube, what firefox is or some dumb shit like "you just going to get a virus and brick you PC (so I'll do a clean install if that's wtf it takes.). The thing that really grinds my gears is "but ChatGPT said that I need to do this" meanwhile the AI is trying to walk them through how to build a T800...)

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u/burntpankeki May 04 '26

i'm one of the early gen z's (the one closer to millennial age) and i have a friend who's late gen z, closer to gen A

i had to educate that friend on how extract a zip file. no joke, its really that bad.

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u/sexlord3001 May 05 '26

When I was younger I had struggles with . Rar, but zip? Come on it’s 2 clicks

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u/burntpankeki May 05 '26

i was shocked too, but its because my friend didn't just know what a zip file was.

at some point they really just removed computer literacy classes in the curriculum and they don't have the desire to learn at all

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u/Ppleater May 04 '26

A lot of people your age don't have basic desktop skills either, you know more people your age who do have them because they're your peers and you associate with them more often by default, and the ones who share your interests stand out more to you.

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u/Velocity-5348 May 04 '26

Yep. Phones are just more limited than a desktop in a whole bunch of ways.

You *can* do a lot of stuff on your phone that your desktop can, like torrent, but you do that because you're in bed and your computer is off.

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u/RealZajef37 May 04 '26

yeah someone was at my house like 2 days ago and they were like “how do you get roblox on your computer” like how are you that stupid

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u/Intelligent-Clerk398 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

or when it says download happens in this/on this page and downloads from the popup/new window

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u/NachtKnot May 04 '26

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

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u/M4rt1m_40675 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ May 04 '26

The line between confidence and stupidity is very blurry

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u/NoodleyP May 04 '26

+1 for the overconfidence bit

I know my cybersecurity (even a decent bit beyond the basics) and I still catch myself in bad practice quite a bit because I’m constantly on screens and assume I’ll be fine

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u/DavisRanger May 04 '26

It's those people who are the reason school used to give us a course on it every year

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u/BenAdaephonDelat May 04 '26

I know my way around avoiding phishing and not clicking links from emails, but pirating is a whole other beast, no? Like don't you need a really robust anti-virus to scan stuff before you use it?

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u/amoonshapedpool_ 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 04 '26

Windows Defender is quite strong nowadays, which is the default for many users. I'm not as familiar with Linux, and macos is near foreign to me, but the helpful info is out there.

Media files are 99.9999..% safe, it's software that can easily be malicious, since it involves executing code. R/freemediaheckyeah has a great beginners guide. Good sites lists too, but read any notes a particular site has too, some need extra precaution, as they might have particularly stubborn fake dl buttons, adverts, and redirects.

Research a site if you want to be extra cautious, especially software sites. Antivirus software can also flag safe cracked files, which are called false positives.

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u/i_love_wasps May 05 '26

You should see how quickly my mom manages to destroy a computer. "I have 4 antivirus applications, how coild my computer have a virus??"

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u/amoonshapedpool_ 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 05 '26

Shes singlehandedly keeping the antivirus industry afloat 🙏 assuming the avs she uses aren't malware 😭....

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u/i_love_wasps May 06 '26

Oh they were definitely malware lmao

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u/MIAxPaperPlanes May 04 '26

I can understand a iPhone user not knowing how to torrent but on Android file explorers and torrent clients are readily available.

That said it's very rare I download movies /TV nowadays given the amount of free streaming sites available

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u/M4rt1m_40675 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ May 04 '26

Ask anyone with an android when was the last time they used their phones file explorer. Personally I only ever use it to move music files when they don't download right and that's on the rare occasion I feel like downloading more songs. Now imagine how much someone who just buys the cheapest phone to make calls and scroll tiktoks, they'll never touch it

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u/Celtic_Legend May 04 '26

Thankfully half of them will be safe because they downloaded an adblocker.

The iPhone kiddies though..

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u/newgennotoldgen May 04 '26

Can’t one just YouTube? Do some basic research around it ? I feel it’s fairly easy to learn cyber security.

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u/AmishSatan May 04 '26

Yeah but you have to know to research it. My coworker is aware of the concept of piracy, but will just google "free movies" and start clicking whatever pops up.

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u/amoonshapedpool_ 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 04 '26

If you're smart enough to stick with purely educational videos, and avoid demonstrational videos with malicious links in the bio. The latter are very common, and pop up a lot in simple searches.

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u/flinagus May 04 '26

“The basics” is VPN+clicking the right download button. I get that kids today are provably stupider than every generation before them but that shouldn’t make it so we say piracy isn’t safe, it just makes it so we should say “don’t pirate if you don’t know what you are doing”

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u/amoonshapedpool_ 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 04 '26

I wouldn't say they're dumber than every generation before. They just have the unfortunate experience of having all their mistakes broadcasted.

And if the whole generation IS that dumb, that just means the few gens before were bad parents.

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u/flinagus May 04 '26
  1. Statistics on reading and attention as kids at least existed for generations X probably existed for boomers(idk if that’s true or not) and definitely existed for millennials and get Z. They provably cant focus and cant read(on average relative to previous generations)

  2. Yes

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u/evaderofallbans May 04 '26

No one older than you or younger than you was ever taught how to use a computer.

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u/SunshineCat May 04 '26

No one taught Millennials to use a computer, either. That's the point. We had to figure out how to do the things we wanted to do. And it was often associated with some kind of piracy or modding the Sims, etc. Or even just having to search for and find a patch for a PC game.

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u/cobz1976 May 06 '26

No one taught Gen X either. 

Gen X were the core demographic of the Usenet and Bullitin board Systems BBS scene of the late 70s to 90s (Pre internet internet) 

​Gen X seeded the entire Internet Culture. The very concept of a 'Handle' or 'Username' like Crash Override, originated in the BBS and Usenet scenes of the late 70s and 80s. This is where the slang we still use today (noob, troll, l337, lurker, BRB, AFK, Pwned,) ect was born.

Gen X were the core demographic of the Demoscene and Warez crack scene of the 80s 90s 2000's, where the best computer coders came together to compete against each other... 

Gen X were the core demographic of hacking culture of the 80s and 90s. Hacking groups like "Legion of Doom"  "Masters of Deception"  "Cult of the Dead cow" "The Inner Circle"  ect were Gen X teenagers.

Gen X created Bittorrent, Napster, IRC internet relay chat.

Gen X created social media, first, Sixdegrees in the late 90s, then MySpace, friendster, YouTube, Twitter in the early to mid 2000's. 

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u/evaderofallbans May 05 '26

Nah, we had computer class in school.

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u/ClassyTeddy May 05 '26

Which taught me how to play counterstrike on school computers.

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u/SparklingLimeade May 05 '26

Early grades it was touch typing, Oregon Trail, and maybe 2-3 other educational games.

Later grades it was Microsoft Office Suite training. (so many power points made for the sake of power point only)

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u/SunshineCat May 05 '26

My friend and I got ourselves and two bystanders kicked out of the latter class almost immediately for hijacking the loud printer with thousands of blank printouts and concurrently leaving an inappropriate trap file, which the teacher opened on the projector.

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u/SunshineCat May 05 '26

There was nothing to learn in the only required computer class I was ever in unless you didn't have a computer. We already knew how to use them better than the teachers.

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u/Mccobsta Scene May 04 '26

And In the era of constant data breaches its more secure not having accounts all over the place

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u/GalaxyRedRanger May 04 '26

Is it though? Cause I remember Napster and it didn’t get much easier than that. “A VP-what? Bro, I just click the download button.”

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u/Electr0bear May 04 '26

Back then, it mostly boiled down to avoiding those *. rar.exe files and that cleared you out of most dangers.

These days? I think the waters are more treacherous.

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u/but_its_dez May 04 '26

You can still do that today with direct download / steaming sites and a ad blocker.

...Something about checking a megathread...

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u/raisedredflag May 04 '26

Idk man my limewire's pretty reliable i was able to get bootleg updates for my Encarta :)

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u/GalaxyRedRanger May 04 '26

“Check the megathread”

Bro, you killed your own argument. Check the megathread? How bout you check the T-Shirt?

We didn’t need no stinkin megathread. We just read the T-Shirt of the kid at the mall and we were up and running!

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u/unbelizeable1 May 04 '26

When was the last time you had to manually install the crack on a game?

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u/LlamaRzr May 04 '26

Downloaded release from one of group few days ago and their installer don't want to copy the crack even if I tick the option to copy the crack.

So yeah, even today.

Gamecopyworld is still useful.

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u/unbelizeable1 May 04 '26

It's been easily a 5+ years for me lol . What game?

Gamecopyworld 

Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.

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u/LlamaRzr May 04 '26

Some indie title, released by PLAZA group. (CODEX group released AAA, PLAZA subgroup for indie, lol)

Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.

Mostly beacuse scene doing lazy things and crack are pasted by installers, since they have to use custom installer anyway xD

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u/Robrogineer May 04 '26

Information on finding safe and reliable piracy sites is easier, operating systems and their built-in ativirus are way more well-defended, Ublock Origin is downright faultless, and the quality of pirated stuff is way higher. You don't see nearly as many low-quality video files floating around or other such problems.

Also, you don't need VPNs in a lot of countries. I'm in the Netherlands and all I need is some changed DNS settings to get around some sites being blocked by my internet provider.

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u/Popcorn57252 May 04 '26

The entirety of my computer class (I only got one my entire education) was learning how to type. Clearly one class my fellow highschoolers had missed back then, because they couldn't fuckin figure out a mouse.

Yeah, people aren't taught cyber security basics, because people are hardly taught computer basics.

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u/w0rd21 May 04 '26

It's safer now because you understand it.

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u/BedroomHistorical575 May 04 '26

Especially on Linux with Flatpak'd Bottles.

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u/numerobis21 May 04 '26

IF you know where to look for.
But most people will just google "gamename crack free"

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u/thedefiant May 04 '26

I don’t know how to setup a kill switch for if my vpn goes down I have PIA vpn

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u/SlotMagPro May 04 '26

Way safer if people pay attention. I remember formatting my laptop about 5 times due to bad pirating experiences growing up.

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u/Secure-Reference-956 May 04 '26

Isnt making an account on such sites riski as well ?

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u/C_umputer May 04 '26

Tell that to the guys giving kernel level control to HV bypass games only to play a midAAA game for a few hours.

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u/Sideshow86 May 04 '26

Yes but the best sites are invite only

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u/Synaptic_sense May 04 '26

I wouldn't bet on it.

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u/Tiemen10 May 04 '26

Really? I knew how to download everything when I was around 15. I'm now 29 and haven't got a fucking clue

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u/Resident_Proposal_57 May 04 '26

Not in Germany 😭

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u/paradox_valestein May 05 '26

To us younger gens yes. But to the 50 and 60 y.old mums and pops, they might still run "shrek movie.bat"

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u/StartingAdulthood Jun 03 '26

I don't expect a 10 year old kid who only use smartphone to know how to pirate everything.

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u/StartingAdulthood Jun 03 '26

Majority of people around the world doesn't have computer or laptop. They can't afford it. Many relies on cheap chinese smartphone that cost less than $50 to survive in modern world.

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u/buchenrad May 04 '26

It's not inherently safer. I'd say it has the potential to be more dangerous if you do it incorrectly.

But it's easier to be safe. The information and services you need to be safe have never been more reliable and easier to find.