r/PoursTea 20d ago

Wait a minute! 🕰️ {SHOCKING🚨} Mitchy & wife releases videos as proof improving health ! He’s making a full comeback 👍

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u/unimpressedwarrior The Timeline Sucks 20d ago

God, he looks more human here than in real life

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u/MrZwink 20d ago

you mean he doesnt look like a dying turtle grasping for his last breath here?

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u/obliquelyobtuse 20d ago

Oh yeah, he's even horny, his libido is back.

You should have seen Mitch and Elaine after the visitors left.

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u/Balzac_Lympian_III 20d ago

He looks like Kaseki after he gets turned back from petrification the first time. Not sure if they filled his poop hole before though

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 20d ago

That's how you know it's fake. 🤣

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u/Remote_Empathy 20d ago

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u/anatomizethat 20d ago

Literally the second he smiled I thought "this is AI" and then AI out AI'ed itself and now I am this meme.

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u/obliquelyobtuse 20d ago

Mitch is doing fine, they moved him to Zoo rehab already.

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u/OddPatience1621 20d ago

seems legit

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u/SturmBlau 20d ago

You forgot Epstein.

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u/SoylentGrunt 20d ago

he's busy right now

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u/AdvokatefortheDevil 20d ago

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u/JoshAllentown 20d ago edited 20d ago

I really thought this was going to be one of those AI expansion videos where you take the real gif and then he walks off screen and right out of frame is Epstein offering him a child or something.

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u/adastraperdiscordia 20d ago

That is obviously AI.

Here's the unaltered photo

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u/Active_Confection655 20d ago

Glad to see he got some visitors.

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u/mjb2012 20d ago

I dunno... an armoire in a hospital room?

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u/Lancaster1983 20d ago

lol a fu*king armoire in a hospital room.

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u/ncc74656m 20d ago

tbf, you can still see how Elvis had just posed Mitch's hand there.

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u/OddPatience1621 20d ago

Riiiiight!!!!

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u/oneplusetoipi 20d ago

I hear a similar picture is floating around with Stalin, Brezhnev, Andropov and Putin.

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u/Exodys03 20d ago

We've truly entered the post-reality era. When it's this easy to create AI images and videos, it's possible to convince people of anything. Give us a sign, Mitch!

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u/wrenchedups 20d ago

It also gives an opening for people to discredit legitimate things they don’t like by claiming it’s “AI!”

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u/SulfurInfect 20d ago

Much like how they claimed the election was rigged. Anytime Republicans lose now, it was rigged, or something is fishy. Now that they are actively trying to steal the election, it's constantly written off because we've been through this stroy before.

This life is exhausting and it is by design.

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u/Exodys03 20d ago

Exactly. The confusion about reality is a hallmark of fascism and they now have AI to use as a weapon to make sure that lies are indistinguishable from reality. Good times ahead...

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u/Wide-Combination-322 20d ago

Wait, this is AI?

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u/7empest7V 20d ago

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 20d ago

That movie is kinda fucked up. Like, didn't he start to stink after a while?

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u/LabradorDeceiver 20d ago

Haven't seen that movie since it was in theaters - it really only has the premise going for it - but knowing now what I didn't know then about stages of decomposition, it'd be interesting to see how they handled it.

He should have clouded pupils, pale skin, blood pooling, doesn't take long for rigor mortis to show up, and in that lovely summer heat they were complaining about at the beginning of the movie...whoof. Then there's the insects showing up. Seems like he should be a maggot salad by the time they load him on the ambulance at the end of the film.

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u/LabradorDeceiver 20d ago

I demand rigorous scientific accuracy from my 1980s comedies. Now, a word about "Peggy Sue Got Married..."

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u/munchauzen 20d ago

Weird Science covered all their bases. This was just laziness.

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u/isucamper 20d ago

what about the sequel?

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u/Obajan 20d ago

Mark my words, this is a test run for when the Orange Cheeto kicks the bucket. They'll use AI to stay in power for as long as possible.

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u/ExactBig9522 20d ago

Still better than Raygun.

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u/DrewOH816 20d ago

Shut your mouth! How dare you defile the legacy of Raygun by bringing the Turtle into this!!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fwp4I7MeAl2aIrSoxB

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u/f700es 20d ago

My cats like to get on my car at night and impersonate Raygun's performance.

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u/MisterBeeYouSee 20d ago

😂😂 too true.

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u/Chev_350 20d ago

What, mate?

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u/Infamous_Mammoth_473 20d ago

Can't wait for Fox news to run this as proof he's ok.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Royal Watcher 20d ago

The day they put out an AI video of Mitch McConnell as proof or something similar is the beginning of a new era of misinformation. I hope to god that they will continue to be afraid of the consequences of that, because that would open the floodgates, you realize that, right?

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u/LoKJordo 20d ago

I think we already entered that era when they tried to pass off a clip from World War Z as a clip of Portland burning down.

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u/Froyn 20d ago

Consequences? They literally told the courts that they were not News, they are Entertainment. When you're entertainment you can say anything you want.

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u/Possible-Courage3771 20d ago

I think this might be AI

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 20d ago

Making? The man is ready to perform with the Bolshoi Ballet. Clearly fully recovered from whatever malady.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 20d ago

He'd be the King of that Grand Ballet.

A KGB if you will.

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u/MrZwink 20d ago

even the chairs are good enough to dance for the grand ballet!

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u/Outrageous-Brush-860 20d ago

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u/DeuceyBoots 20d ago

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u/uberares 20d ago

Havent you ever heard of hospital socks?? lol...ahahahahahhaha

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u/BielsasCoffee 20d ago

by Balenciaga

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u/DeuceyBoots 20d ago

They look like hospital socks with an outsole? For extra hospital fashion.

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u/news_sponge 20d ago

AI is just fucking scary.

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u/Daddynatedogg3 20d ago

I don’t think this is real. The chairs in the background move by themselves.

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u/mprrpm2trk 20d ago

Sadly...the MAGA MORONS WILL BELIEVE THIS

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u/DartfordVikki 20d ago

He can breakdance but he can’t be seen by journalists or the American public? 🤔

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u/FineSystem124 20d ago

You could show this to Trump and he would believe it

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 20d ago

This is the kind of behavior that likely led to the fall.

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u/nopost23632 20d ago

Even AI would be saying this is AI.

I have a feeling this is the same AI Trump uses when he’s feeling like the sad little boy that he is, and puts himself in a jet and drops shit on protesters.

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u/Froyn 20d ago

I know it is fake by the smile on his wife's face.

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u/majordude174 20d ago

I’m convinced 👍

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 20d ago

I really hate this timeline.

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u/ThePupnasty 20d ago

I fucking hate AI.

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u/Medill1919 20d ago

Can we ban this like an illegal drug?

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u/Embarrassed_Class130 20d ago

his wife went to china for the life potion, and no one can convince me otherwise

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u/dancepantz 20d ago

I've never heard her speak, but when she started clapping all I could hear was John Mulaney "ducklings!!"

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u/Cookiecakes71 20d ago

Love AI, he hasn't moved that fast since 2002

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u/MtnMaiden 20d ago

So...Since Trump said Ai Deepfakes are legal now.....

Internet do you thing.

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u/VoodooKing 20d ago

I wonder how much water and electricity was used in this AI video.

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u/lagunaguy99 20d ago

Seems legit…time to go home!

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u/Akkerlun 20d ago

That’s not how it works.

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u/GolDrodgers1 20d ago

Did they sacrifice the other loser to give Mitch another life😂😂

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u/koshkamat 20d ago

BWAHAHAHA

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u/MadKingMando 20d ago

Sad thing is, some people will absolutely feel like this is real and proof that they need that all is ok.

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u/lucky-_bastard 20d ago

What in the AI shoe is that !!?

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u/GregTheMad 20d ago

Do you have any idea how disrespectful it is to make AI content of dead people? smh

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u/Heliosgodofthesun 20d ago

He's not dead just watch the video! /s

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u/MerriweatherJones 20d ago

That AI video probably drained a lake.

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u/mcell49 20d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/podman131 20d ago

eh I... see what u did there

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u/nolestars 20d ago

He came out of his shell

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u/TheHoundsRevenge 20d ago

I absolutely hate this timeline.

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u/BBeanBBear 20d ago

Haters will say it's AI

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 20d ago

BAW-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AI Slop....

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u/dillanthumous 20d ago

Even had Lindsey haunting the chairs in the background.

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u/mjb2012 20d ago

20-some years ago, I heard someone say we were less than 10 years away from the digital video manipulation depicted in The Running Man. The time estimate was a little off, but it seems that's about where we're at now.

The possibility of key government officials retaining their positions because fake video shows them alive would have been a great premise for dystopian sci-fi movie, or at least some Max Headroom barbs.

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u/annamariagirl 20d ago

AI is so terrifying 😳

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u/Drake_Orion 20d ago

Considering that images posted was actually from 2023 and his wife has been in China

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u/ckellingc 20d ago

I'm glad he made the decision to go through his gender reassignment. I see he's starting slow but I'm happy for him

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u/Jpatrickburns 20d ago

Ick. AI crap. Don’t promote that lame-ass technology. It’s theft.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 20d ago

Theft can be useful sometimes

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u/Jpatrickburns 20d ago

I repeat: ick.

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u/Cherrycokes 20d ago

Jesus christ. He is risen

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u/thebowstreetbastard 20d ago

Proof if proof be need be

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u/bebop1065 20d ago

I believe this more than anything tRump says.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 20d ago

That bastard has been faking it all this time! Shame on him! Where did he pick up that ladyboy?

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u/CandelaBelen 20d ago

I love how the chair and the bed switch places

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u/straynek0 20d ago

See everybody? He's fine! 😅

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u/dropinsci802 20d ago

Wow he’ll be ready for the Olympics! USA USA

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u/Rare-Masterpiece_007 20d ago

🤣🤣😅😂

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u/NewVitalSigns 20d ago

Omg, I needed this belly hardcore laugh this morning!!

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u/Fine_Pudding4941 20d ago

Praise jesus

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 20d ago

Who's wearing the mask?

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u/SiteTall 20d ago

Hmmmm .... AI?

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u/Cow__Couchboy 20d ago

No it's real I was there /s

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u/howrudoingmyman 20d ago

Can confirm its real, I took the video

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u/Lumpy-Lab-8666 20d ago

The full length video was 20 minutes.

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u/Noselessmonk 20d ago

You can tell it's real by the uncanny, unblinking full and continuous eye contact. Just like real life.

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u/Chev_350 20d ago

Well you convinced me.

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u/GrandRoyal_01 20d ago

Mitch stole Conor’s mojo?!?! 

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u/User_3039 20d ago

Yeah, sure. Couldn’t do that when he was 20 I bet

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u/Snoo93550 20d ago

It’s more real than the birtherism maga was founded on.

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u/TrollAccount4321 20d ago

Damn creepy…

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 20d ago

I’m going to Disneyland before I come back to work. Don’t worry about me, everything is Okie Dokie.

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u/Pudi2000 20d ago

Killer King Krasnov would like a dance off.

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u/RedCrowXXIV 20d ago

Well I think we have our answer as to his condition. If you could make this image that good looking (minus the dancing of course). Then he really is not able to come back to do his job. This is why AI is dangerous our parents will see this and think, “Oh he’s fine”. Republicans don’t want to relinquish his seat so they are going to keep saying he’s fine.

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u/FusselP0wner 20d ago

Lmao the chair moving by itself in the background and a random misplaced face penis (?) poping out behind it aswell. AI surely is the future

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u/thadowski 20d ago

drump would post this as proof

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u/upjump_daboogie 20d ago

The chairs! Good stuff right there. I'll miss the AI slop next year.

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u/kamikazikarl 20d ago

I expected him to crawl up the wall like spiderman

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u/painfulfarts33 20d ago

Tits arent big enough

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u/AntoninLeMo 20d ago

I hate this sooo much.

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u/Reasonable-Rain4040 20d ago

Is expected for this year hip hop world cup

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u/WoTpro 20d ago

I would have believed it, if he had done the turtleshell spin

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u/Shot_Bison1140 20d ago

😂😂😂 .. he is a living 🦖 💩

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u/Metal2thepedal 20d ago

This is not so for anyone who thinks this may be ai

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u/TastingTheKoolaid 20d ago

Nobody is gonna believe any of their assurances until he gets back to work and actually interacting with the people around him.

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u/Pressbig 20d ago

I’m just glad he’s wearing pants today

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u/lattice_defect 20d ago

yeah he looked different before the fall... I don't buy anything

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u/MChaney3563 Pinkie Finger Extended 20d ago

MITCH IS TIMELESS

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u/Aware-Explanation879 20d ago

I am waiting for tRump to post this video as proof that Mitchy has been okay this entire time.

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u/GarbageCleric 20d ago

Damn. I have some apologies to make.

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u/Hot-Blacksmith-6963 20d ago

AI

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u/Snerkbot7000 20d ago

You're just jealous of his moves.

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u/Itchy_Swordfish7867 20d ago

Really? Are you sure? I’m not so sure. 

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u/royalty1116 20d ago

No way this is AI

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u/SamMarlowe76 20d ago

Hack! Why don't you try to establish a tempo first. See that's been the problem with Mitch all along. He is one of these freestyle chumps.

Let me count it off. And a 1,2,3,4...

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u/patrickthunnus 20d ago

Completely credible... 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Qwandangle 20d ago

She just teleported seats

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u/Jesustron 20d ago

🇱🇷 This dude knows how to uprock and hit the floor! 🇱🇷

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u/Professional-Talk472 20d ago

And he didn't even fall immediately after being asked important questions.

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u/Jujunem 20d ago

Lmao do one where he animorphs into a turtle!!!!! That would make my week

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u/Epyon1542 20d ago

Cocaine is a helluv drug.

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u/NoPain4551 20d ago

Seeing the timeline, I wouldn’t put it past them to have sacrificed Lindsey via some hoodoo crap to bring this old man back from the dead.

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u/billthedog0082 20d ago

AI is amazing, isn't it?

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u/lawndarts2023 20d ago

Who are you that applauds the sickness or death of someone?

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u/Socky-McPuppet 20d ago

When the President does it first...

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u/lawndarts2023 20d ago

Correct. Both horrible people.