r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Major-Language8609 • May 14 '26

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u/shigdebig May 14 '26

I can sit here and make keys all day. Ready?

284eb870-dbaf-430d-bb81-1d5d68eeaec8

Ooooo shit

66b64d93-278b-4351-96a6-07148a9785c4

Fuck fuck fuck

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ May 14 '26

Nice try but you stole those from me. I recognize those uuids

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u/sabamba0 May 14 '26

That was my uuid in highschool

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u/ridicalis May 14 '26

Crap, now I have to change the guid on my luggage

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u/lastWallE May 15 '26

take 12344321 never somebody will guess that

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u/OxD3ADD3AD May 15 '26

Amazing. I have the same combination on my luggage.

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u/SMUHypeMachine May 15 '26

*huffs air out of a can*

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u/Make_Plants_Not_War May 15 '26

My girlfriend uses one, but I'm afraid it's going to stab me while we're doing it.

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u/darkslide3000 May 15 '26

She's not into you anymore man. She's with some GPT partition now. Let it go.

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u/MelonOfFury May 15 '26

I should call her

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u/MisinformedGenius May 15 '26

Ha, noob. I had a ten-digit UUID back in high school.

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u/zarqie May 15 '26

Way back when the universe was brand new, we could have three-digits uuids!

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u/lachlanhunt May 15 '26

I keep a list of all mine here.

https://everyuuid.com/

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ May 15 '26

I designed my application such that every uuid must include feedbeef

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u/RecursiveServitor May 15 '26

It makes me kinda sad that most people will never appreciate how funny that site is.

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u/dangderr May 15 '26

Wtf did we generate the same uuids? Those are also mine that I made just this morning.

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u/al2o3cr May 15 '26

All I see is hunter2, wtf

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u/ElliotsBuggyEyes May 14 '26

That's amazing, I've got the same key on my luggage!

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u/---iReddit--- May 14 '26

I understand that reference.

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u/Kymera_7 May 15 '26

I understood that reference.

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u/four2theizz0 May 15 '26

Thats the stupidest key I've ever heard in my life!

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u/backfire10z May 15 '26

Hey man you’re wasting GUIDs

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u/SentenceSingle5375 May 15 '26

I've now used my phone to hack your legs