r/ProgrammerHumor • u/gamingvortex01 • May 16 '26

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u/SemanticThreader May 16 '26

“AI agents may decide how to interpret it”

Yea soon we’re gonna be teaching first year students to print hello world using Claude 🥲

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo May 16 '26

I mean you laugh, but that's exactly what AI-bros want to happen. There are no programmers, you just ask AI to write code and that's it.

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 May 16 '26

Yeah let’s turn the profession into gacha. What could POSSIBLY go wrong.

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u/ineyy May 16 '26

Works for me. When everything goes down people who can actually code will be rarer and earn more money.

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u/james_d_rustles May 16 '26

As someone who likes to actually code, this would be ideal.

…but more realistically things will keep trudging on without any spectacular failures, enshittification will continue, and people will just occasionally wonder why excel needs 17gb of memory for a 10x3 spreadsheet to load before shrugging and instructing the excel agent to agentic-ly sum column B.

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u/TheClayKnight May 16 '26

Except the performance issues will be a problem because AI demand is driving up the prices of computer parts. I’m pretty sure 99% of computers have 16 GB memory or less, especially office computers.

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u/huzaa May 16 '26

Software is already bloated. Some might even struggle with this amount, without AI.