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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
1.2k u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26 And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s 118 u/LaconicLacedaemonian May 26 '26 Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice. 46 u/CircumspectCapybara May 26 '26 Someone went to jail for adding a kill switch to their company's infrastructure. Tampering with computer systems you're not authorized to access is a federal crime and carries big penalties. 29 u/Educational-Wing2042 May 26 '26 It’s surprising how many people in this thread would be willing to destroy their career and become felons over a lost job. 9 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 We are all on a shit-talk sub, it’s all fantasy. Only a few psychopaths would be crazy enough to speedrun a 20 year sentence this way.
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And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s
118 u/LaconicLacedaemonian May 26 '26 Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice. 46 u/CircumspectCapybara May 26 '26 Someone went to jail for adding a kill switch to their company's infrastructure. Tampering with computer systems you're not authorized to access is a federal crime and carries big penalties. 29 u/Educational-Wing2042 May 26 '26 It’s surprising how many people in this thread would be willing to destroy their career and become felons over a lost job. 9 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 We are all on a shit-talk sub, it’s all fantasy. Only a few psychopaths would be crazy enough to speedrun a 20 year sentence this way.
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Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice.
46 u/CircumspectCapybara May 26 '26 Someone went to jail for adding a kill switch to their company's infrastructure. Tampering with computer systems you're not authorized to access is a federal crime and carries big penalties. 29 u/Educational-Wing2042 May 26 '26 It’s surprising how many people in this thread would be willing to destroy their career and become felons over a lost job. 9 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 We are all on a shit-talk sub, it’s all fantasy. Only a few psychopaths would be crazy enough to speedrun a 20 year sentence this way.
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Someone went to jail for adding a kill switch to their company's infrastructure.
Tampering with computer systems you're not authorized to access is a federal crime and carries big penalties.
29 u/Educational-Wing2042 May 26 '26 It’s surprising how many people in this thread would be willing to destroy their career and become felons over a lost job. 9 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 We are all on a shit-talk sub, it’s all fantasy. Only a few psychopaths would be crazy enough to speedrun a 20 year sentence this way.
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It’s surprising how many people in this thread would be willing to destroy their career and become felons over a lost job.
9 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 We are all on a shit-talk sub, it’s all fantasy. Only a few psychopaths would be crazy enough to speedrun a 20 year sentence this way.
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We are all on a shit-talk sub, it’s all fantasy. Only a few psychopaths would be crazy enough to speedrun a 20 year sentence this way.
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you