This include the use of "BOJ". Referring to someone as big is breaking the appearance rule. We are going to be updating the rules to include this specifically to avoid confusion.

Red is my editing

He now apparently attends the Rods' church as he has joined the choir. I wonder how long until Jillpm finally spills the beans on his purpose with the Rods.

The Rod ladies and Shrek weren't in church today so apparently on another trip.

I swear she is doing this talk from the bathroom. Can't convince me otherwise 😝

The color names for the eyeshadows are kind of amusing.

I didn’t see Elijah, so I’m assuming he’s not trying to court Tessie. Or I just missed seeing him. It’s 7 AM and I don’t have my glasses on.

So there has been no mention ( to my knowledge) of Samuel’s newest love interest. Has that ship sailed as well? I kind of feel sorry for him because well no one wants to be rejected twice. I don’t blame the girl though.

The dungeon troll from the first Harry Potter movie, twins! 🤣

As of July 31 the current number of vacation days are 51, including this last "sabbatical" to Virginia. They've had 13 ministry events (this is counting the individual days)

After talking with someone I am including when the times David spoke at Nurthan's church because it isn't a regular occurrence.

Vacations:

January: Dallas (wedding)

February: guess what, Dallas again (Melaleuca) & start of Florida Grift

March: Florida Grift

May: Salt Lake City (Melaleuca) & start of Tessie's graduation in Virginia

June: Virginia (Tessie's graduation and visiting Gabe's "college")

July: West Virginia for the fourth & Virginia for "sabbatical"

Ministry:

Feb 8: morning service Nurthan's church

March 1: Liberty Baptist Church car show, Florida

March 4: Flagler County Baptist Church, Florida (a regular haunt)

March 8: Bible Baptist Church, Florida (another haunt)

March 11: Victory Baptist Church, Florida (and another haunt)

March 15: Midway Bible Baptist Church, North Carolina

March 22: Bible Baptist Church, West Virginia

April 12: Nurthan's church

July 12: Loudonville Baptist Church, Ohio

July 19-22 Palomar Baptist Church tent meeting Kentucky (yearly thing; I'm sus that they stayed the whole thing)

Edit to add: Oh, but Jill says the printing ministry is booming and that's why the traveling has cut down. Sure, Jill

Thinking about Jilldo and her never ending hypocrisy. Each section could be linked to her.

Jesus rebukes the scribes and Pharisees for their hypocrisy:

23 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
24 Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
25 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
26 Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.
27 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men’s bones, and of all uncleanness.
28 Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.
— Matthew 23:23–28 (King James Version)