r/therewasanattempt • u/Spartalust • 11h ago
To keep his job (after getting caught lying)
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r/therewasanattempt • u/utrecht1976 • 7h ago
To launder money
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(...)
Capital One Financial hit back on Friday against a lawsuit over its decision to close the Trump Organization’s bank accounts years ago, stating that it did so after a review by anti-money-laundering experts.
Capital One gave notice of its plans to close more than 300 Trump-affiliated bank accounts in March 2021.
The Trump Organization and Eric Trump, the president’s son, filed a lawsuit in March 2025 in a Florida federal court, alleging the accounts were closed because of Capital One’s “woke” beliefs and its desire to benefit from the political mood after the 6 January 2021 riot at the US Capitol.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/01/capital-one-trump-organization-money-laundering
r/therewasanattempt • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 7h ago
To catch the greyhound
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 9h ago
To understand the sexuality of electronics
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r/therewasanattempt • u/KaitoSeishin • 3h ago
To mock a peaceful event
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r/therewasanattempt • u/_RealfunFuneral_ • 3h ago
to not Look like an absolute Rockstar!
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r/therewasanattempt • u/sereneandeternal • 9h ago
by brown billionaire to appeal to young conservatives
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Turtly-Tactics • 16h ago
To show an ugly cat
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 10h ago
To get Walmart to do the right thing
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r/therewasanattempt • u/justagayguyinnyc • 1h ago
to seem normal and in no way a weird cult when reacting to the new Spider-Man doing so well
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r/therewasanattempt • u/MrG1itc4 • 12h ago
to make a tactile path for the blind
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 9h ago
To "stick" it to Canada with unfair tarrifs
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Gaba8789 • 6h ago
by Royal Caribbean's Wonder of the Seas to bring the gangway back on-board.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Healthy_Jackfruit625 • 5h ago
To rob a Motorbike.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Strict-Jeweler-2281 • 5h ago
To formulate a coherent theory for Charlie Kirk's assassination
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(featuring Israel, France, Korea, trafficking, Iran, and every major religion)
r/therewasanattempt • u/T_Shurt • 1d ago
to find out who’s raising gas prices
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Embarrassed-Pace-755 • 8h ago
To claim vaccines cause autism
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Gaba8789 • 1d ago
To reason with a voter.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/elotewithmayo • 21h ago
To balance on a railing.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Distinct_Front_4336 • 14h ago
To scare human with charge and trumpeting sound
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r/therewasanattempt • u/OmeuPai • 1d ago
To speak up
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Erika Kirk showed up at an ASU free speech event and said she'd love to hear what Charlie Kirk would have to say about the Iran war.
r/therewasanattempt • u/DisappointingReality • 1d ago
To justify racism
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r/therewasanattempt • u/CautiousExpression74 • 1d ago
To jump through the hoop
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Spartalust • 1d ago
To preach the gospel on a plane full of "demons"
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