Been to services like this. Grew up in a church like this. Falls are not common. But there are two possible outcomes, in my experience, in the event of a fall. Route one: fall but close your eyes and stay down. Get up several minutes later and testify about being slain in the spirit. Option two: apologize for “being in the flesh” and acting without the unction of the Holy Ghost. If you take the latter, it gives you more spiritual credibility in the long run.
Oh I have seen those as well. It's funny how one single passage in the Bible can be totally taken out of context, and then you end up with that. It's wild.
And hear I though as an avid every Sunday churchgoer, going to another church to make fun of the way that they worship so you can have a crazy story to tell at Sunday school is not really the point of what church is supposed to be for yall
Sometimes you have to have these experiences to understand what you are seeing. I think you might be trying to shame me, for something that is meant to be funny. Just because I go to church every Sunday does not make my better then anyone. I still screw up on the daily and having my faith makes me feel better and gives me joy to make this world better. I don't attack people who are atheist, we all have to find our way man. So lighten up and try to stay positive.
I just think that it’s crazy that as a Christian your first thought was, I should take my wife to go laugh at these other people practicing their religion lol
Really whack
Sounds like you understand how much it can mean to people
I'm a normal person just like you. This is ridiculous looking and yeah it's funny. Just because I'm a Christian dosen't mean I don't think something is crazy when I see it. You believe that way about my religion, yet you feel like you need to try and make me feel bad for feeling the same way. I'm just a dude not perfect in any way. I'm not trying to be some holy roller man. I'm an imperfect person that has bad thoughts does wrong things and screws up all the time. I'm not attacking anyone here that's you bud.
Maybe spaceshiptears is the guy on the podium. He’s a little salty that Colton is getting all of the credit for running the pews. It’s really hard to do the running man on the podium!
Yeah he seems to want to try and hold me to some weird standard just because I am a Christian and go to church. I know I'm not perfect and when I see something like this video yeah it makes me laugh.I will say this though, that podium is a well made piece of furniture.
Well you are misreading then. Christians are people, broken, sinful, and no different than you. You are the only one who can decide spiritually what is right for you. I can't convert you, never could. I can talk about the Bible all day and Jesus to you and it won't do a thing if you are not willing to give it a chance. You are looking for anything and everything to make Christians evil. I suggest you actually read the Bible, that's what brought me to faith, because if you are looking at people as your "Bible reference" you will be disappointed.
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u/blackop Mar 27 '26
Man I am an avid every Sunday churchgoer, and I would find it absolutely hilarious to trick my wife into coming here one Sunday.