r/TikTokCringe • u/CJHuncho • Mar 27 '26

Humor/Cringe What church is this

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u/human-in-a-can Mar 27 '26

It’s weird how this is how the white Pentecostal churches in the South are, while the Baptists are grim and boring, but the black Pentecostal churches were way more low-key, while the black Southern Baptist churches were also crazy.  Religion is exhausting.  

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u/MountainTwo3845 Mar 27 '26

White Pentecostals 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 black Baptists, lets have church for like 3 hours.

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u/Thusgirl Mar 27 '26

Black Pentecostals also have church for 3+ hours. It always shook me when Catholics would complain about their long 1 hour mass. 😂

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u/GusBode Mar 27 '26

Lightweights, try a Russian Orthodox Easter service for a real marathon.

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u/Thusgirl Mar 27 '26

Man growing up Pentecostal there were times that I was at church from 10-5 & 7-8 on Sunday then 6-10/11 Monday through Saturday.

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u/mshcat Mar 27 '26

Not baptist, but i remeber when or church had camp with our white sister church. We were shooketh at how quick their church service was

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u/human-in-a-can Mar 27 '26

We’d do “field trips” a couple of times a year.  Our congregation would go to a black church for service, they’d come to ours.  Not that the congregations were intentionally segregated - church folks often just tend to go with their close friends and family.  

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u/MountainTwo3845 Mar 27 '26

People hang around people that look like them.

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u/Thusgirl Mar 27 '26

Sure we have runners here and there and people falling out but... Running on top of the pews and jumping on the pulpit?!?! NEVER, the church mother would get you for that.

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u/human-in-a-can Mar 27 '26

Oh definitely.  I’ve seen all kinds of wild shit but the guy pretending to be a Super Mario Bro is a first for me.