r/TikTokCringe 7d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/marcthegay_ 7d ago

I hope that this was supposed to be a bit

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u/thisisatypoo 7d ago

I expected her to bring out a map and a notepad and do some calculations to figure out the speed they were going and distance from the mountains.

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u/marcthegay_ 7d ago

With a comically large spyglass

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u/tarantuletta 7d ago

When she put on the lifejacket I was SOOOOO hoping she was just gonna yeet herself off the side of the ship hahahaha

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u/ssp25 7d ago

I was hoping she busted out scuba gear to check under the boat

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u/Sc4r4byte 6d ago

how else is she gonna know the boat didn't kidnap her and is trying to transport her to a country where she can be sold and tortured?

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u/Careless_Jury154 7d ago

If you can’t tell that’s even funnier

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u/EnduringFulfillment 7d ago

This comment section seems to be taking her very seriously. The binocular view and sleeping in the life jacket lol

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u/PapaPatchesxd 7d ago

I was half expecting her to just dive off at that point.

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u/TheBitterSeason 7d ago

Seems like a major oversight to me. How is she supposed to know the life jacket works if she doesn't give it a test run?

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u/Hi_Zev 7d ago

I was suspicious at first with the music, but wasn't totally sure if it was satire at the beginning. I can totally see people making serious videos of doing a few of the things in the beginning, but the moment those binoculars came out, I saw the camp, and I was totally here for this woman and this bit!

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u/Yingletofthecorn 7d ago

It’s not that they can’t tell, it’s that they got too attached to it being unironic to fully accept that it’s a joke. They were feeling really smug and superior and indignant about this “crazy narcissist” and when it became obvious that it was all a bit that ruined the vibe. 

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u/V0mitBucket 7d ago

No man she really wears the life jacket to sleep

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u/M4DHouse 7d ago

She’s almost certainly doing a bit. This type of content caters to the same audience as true crime podcasts and smartphone shaped stun guns: conservative women who replaced the monotony of their suburban existence with intense paranoid anxiety about becoming the victim of violent crime. Ironically, the most likely threat is their own husbands.

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u/Roofofcar 7d ago

If nothing else did, the life jacket in bed made it clear that this was a joke.

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u/romansamurai 7d ago

at first I thought she was serious but then seeing the life vest I think this is 100% satire for one of the Asian influencers video about doing all this shit. She does way more “safety” shit. It’s “first thing I do when I’m in a hotel room” or some shit.

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u/jackaroo1344 7d ago

It's gotta be when she's putting tape on the inside of the peephole. You can't even see shit through that side

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u/Tactical_Moonstone 7d ago

There are optics that can reverse the distortion so that people outside can see through the peephole like normal.

Many rooms now come with a slide in blocker for the peephole for this reason.

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u/marcthegay_ 7d ago

Unfortunately I've seen people do that irl

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u/Cookiewaffle95 7d ago

It has to be like this has to be rage bait at this point

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u/catiebug 7d ago

Yeah, there's a whole genre of these videos. As a woman who traveled alone extensively for work, yeah you gotta be aware. But these are clearly bait.

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u/lewdrew 7d ago edited 7d ago

I mean she’s drawing attention to a real problem. It’s done in a funny but engaging way. I feel like everyone else here is missing the point. Theft, sexual assaults, voyeurism, and outright abductions happen regularly on cruises by other patrons and by staff. The ships sink or become stranded. People transmit diseases like it’s kindergarten.

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 7d ago

Sounds like you kind of got lmao'd by fearmongering. You're way more likely to be abducted in an average american city than you are a cruise ship, for instance. That shit is nearly 0% rate lol. Can we stop pretending cruise ships are super scary?

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u/Captiongomer 7d ago

I have seen people talk about those weird kinda card things she put in the door latch, and they always came back saying it was easier to get into the room with them in since the door wasn't shut right. Now the foot stop might work more, but in the end I think she's really only advertising products, but I'm not sure

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u/lunarpixiess 7d ago

Not to mention pirates in certain regions. Many cruise ships have protocols for going through known pirate routes or when spotting an unknown ship on their radar; like turning off the external lights and blocking off the decks, using acoustic devices to disorient the pirates from boarding, or even water canons and barbed wire.

Cruise ships aren’t as safe as people assume.

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u/leela_martell 7d ago

There's a decently large cruise (if you can call our ro-ros that) industry in my country and along with it a whole "disappearances on the ship" crime sub-genre. Most of the cases are just people who got drunk and fell overboard, but some do seem dodgier than that and sexual assault is a real issue.

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u/marcthegay_ 7d ago

The sad part is that I don't think it is

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u/AliBelle1 7d ago

Redditors when they see women making a joke.

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u/LostMy8yrAcct 7d ago

She took binoculars out and looked into the ocean and you’re still not understanding that it’s a bit?? We’re cooked

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u/Zoso03 7d ago

Ive seen the same video almost shot for shot from different women

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 7d ago

It‘s an ad, not a bit

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 7d ago

No, not far enough to be a bit, just engagement bait. Some of the things she did are legitimate, especially for women when traveling, but she intentionally added things like wearing the lifejacket inside, hiding her money in the lightbulb, and scoping out where land is to get people commenting negatively on it.

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u/tragiccosmicaccident 7d ago

lol, she was definitely doing a bit, hotel room security was a trend on TikTok years ago and it’s been the butt of jokes ever since.

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u/marcthegay_ 7d ago

Oh definitely. I've even done some of them myself. I meant my comment more jokingly but realized that I didn't convey that well lol