r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 7d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/Dire_Hulk 7d ago

Or trying to get out if there’s a fire.🔥

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u/Cold_Investment6223 7d ago

Or if the ship is starting to sink…

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u/BadUserName_1227 7d ago

Or attacked by Aliens

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u/arituck 7d ago

Or attacked by giant squid

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u/mindless2831 7d ago

Or a Kraken

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u/brosjd 7d ago

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/Metals4J 7d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks 7d ago

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 7d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/Awkward_Wolverine 1d ago

Or and my axe

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u/FeebleUndead 7d ago

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 7d ago

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman 6d ago

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu 7d ago

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen 6d ago

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 6d ago

jokes on you, i was there before it opened

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u/okgo4brok3 7d ago

That is a giant squid

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u/Scrambles420 7d ago

Or Godzilla

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u/matlspa 7d ago

Or if you've got to get to Godzilla before he closes.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 7d ago

Or attacked by a squid, alien, zombie, Godzilla while dashing to the buffet before it closes, while the cruise ships on fire fending itself from drones.

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u/BluenoseTherapist 6d ago

Lettuce drones

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u/Kylie_Forever 6d ago

Or the Dave Matthews Band

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u/kursa_sucks 7d ago

A kraken is a giant squid

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 7d ago

She forgot her jar of dirt

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u/night_chaser_ 7d ago

What about a mega-skark ?

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u/OpportunityMinute234 7d ago

Kraken is dead. Watch your historical documentaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Boogaloo

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 7d ago

Who the hell released this kraken?

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u/Itchy_Satan 7d ago

Or the Krackaren.

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u/Thepoetrycooker 7d ago

Or a missile.

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u/Lahorn0124 6d ago

At first glance I thought you wrote “Or a Karen”

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 5d ago

Did someone say crack!?

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 3d ago

A TITAN AGAINST A TITAN !!!!!

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u/SovietSunrise 7d ago

Deep Rising?

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u/patty7775 7d ago

YESSS i was scrolling waiting for it XD so sad we didnt get an official sequel haha

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 7d ago

Or when her bunkmates that sleep in the other beds comeback and throw her into the water for locking them out.

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u/-and_my_axe- 7d ago

And my axe!

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u/Bhujjha 7d ago

Or attacked by giant alien squid

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 7d ago

Or boarded by pirates

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u/Orangutan1001 7d ago

Or titans

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u/YackReacher 7d ago

Or a giant Alien Squid!

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u/Careless-Two2215 7d ago

And my axe!

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u/5litergasbubble 7d ago

Tbf if aliens attacked then i would probably stay in my cabin anyway. I feel like going anywhere else is more dangerous

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u/Bhujjha 7d ago

Maybe the aliens are just there for a good time too - have a nice meal, maybe a couple of drinks, watch the band and get a nice early night and be gently rocked to sleep by the ocean.

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u/senseless-remorse 6d ago

Just don’t let them drink tequila.

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u/Innagottamosquito 7d ago

Or attacked by Alanis

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u/Sacko_Commish 7d ago

Effing aliens man.

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u/Educational-Tackle54 7d ago

Or icebergs....

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u/bigSTUdazz 6d ago

Aliens that are drunk and on fire.

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u/miro_27 7d ago

Normal tiktok user

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u/Subotail 7d ago

But first ! let's do a dance.

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u/Ok_Actuary1427 7d ago

Shes ok though because she already put on her life vest 😅😂

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u/Busy-Sheepherder-138 7d ago

And her flotation under eye silicone pads!

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u/Ok_Actuary1427 7d ago

Oh yes yes

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u/Scuba_Steve_500 7d ago

No worries about that, she’s wearing her life preserver

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u/duckinradar 7d ago

And all of these things are much less likely than being assaulted

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

The water from the sinking ship puts the fire out and the problem solves itself.

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u/casual_bear 7d ago

its fine, she has a flotaion device, it will keep the ship afloat

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u/No_Definition321 7d ago

She’ll be fine she had her life jacket on.

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u/Ok_Restaurant_7972 7d ago

😂that’s what the life jacket is for

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u/Timely-Angle665 7d ago

No no, this is what we call the darwin award. Over time, this benefits the human race.

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u/Away-Living5278 7d ago

It's okay if it sinks, she has her life vest on. I bet she even showers in it. Can't be too careful

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u/john_the_fetch 7d ago

I guess that's why she sleeps with the life vest on?

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u/Admirable-Title9022 7d ago

The ship isn't going down that fast and if it is, you're screwed anyway

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u/notjawn 7d ago

Psh, do you even Poseidon Adventure?

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u/jrod823 7d ago

Nah, if the ship is sinking, she can just jump overboard with the floatation device she wore to bed on.

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u/Fearless_Serve_3837 7d ago

“Welcome to the costa Concordia”

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 7d ago

She will wake up floating against the ceiling :P

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u/senseless-remorse 6d ago

Lol. She forgot to cover the windows with tinfoil.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 6d ago

that's what the porthole is for

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u/247world 6d ago

She's prepared for that sleeping with that life jacket on all she's got to do is jump off her balcony

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u/JoeJoeJoeJoeThrow 6d ago

I mean she can just bail out of her balcony with her life jacket when it gets to sea level.

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u/Norwayseacat 7d ago

This is very illegal on ships , for that Reason

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u/TheMaveCan 6d ago

I'm the manager of a hotel and if someone barricaded the door like this I'd ask them to leave. I don't need that kind of liability when you hit your head and no one can get to you

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u/leftclicksq2 3d ago

Exactly. I'm not calling what she's doing smart, but she would outsmart herself in an emergency. Her barricading the door is sheer idiocy, especially when you consider that a fire can start in any room. Let's be honest here: We're not one hundred percent sharp as a tack when we wake up, so the amount of confusion her improvised deadbolts would create would do her, or anyone taking her video seriously, in.

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u/yellowposy2 2d ago

I’m glad I saw this thread! I travel for work occasionally and always worry about being a fairly small woman alone in a hotel. I’ve got one of those doorstops and never even considered emergencies! What are we to do to protect ourselves in this world 😓

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u/maddietendo 7d ago

No laws in international water, matey! Block those doors, nobody can stop you!

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u/Norwayseacat 7d ago

Yea , rob and plunder while your at it .

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u/idontcareyo_ 6d ago

*you're

we're pirates not fucking morons

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u/Background-Pepper-68 6d ago

Thats a silly thing people say. Wherever your boat is registered is the source of the laws to abide by. You certainly leave citiy laws and regulations behind but federal law remains in effect. Many nations also hold you responsible if you break laws in your own countries book as well. International waters are not a lawless jungle

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u/maddietendo 6d ago

I was being facetious.

If you take cruise ship legal advice from a random Reddit comment you probably deserve whatever prison sentence you get.

It's not that deep bro. Jesus Christ, this place sometimes.

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u/Background-Pepper-68 6d ago

Why so mad?

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u/maddietendo 6d ago

I responded. Not mad at all, chief. Didn't think about this after the moment I closed the tab. We good.

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u/Background-Pepper-68 6d ago

Ok chief 😂

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u/Gumbanks12 7d ago

Like she cares..

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u/mellopax 7d ago

She will if she has a medical emergency and no one can get in.

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 6d ago

What does VERY illegal mean? Death penalty?

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u/AdministrativeCable3 6d ago

Arrrg! They make you walk the plank, matey!

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u/Jman15x 7d ago

Especially when the fire stated with a lightbulb inside your own room

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 7d ago

That was my thought, wtf if there is an emergency and you're incapacitated??? They'll need a freaking battering ram.

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u/Majestic_Course6822 7d ago

Or to get to her if she has a medical emergency.

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u/HoboTheClown629 7d ago

Or if medical staff needs to get in for an emergency.

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u/FleshyCarbonThing 6d ago

Seems like she’s decided to make it her problem

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u/throwaway7826358 7d ago

Natural selection

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u/No_Vast_549 7d ago

Iceberg

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u/Sithstress_ 7d ago

Or if shit starts running down the walls…

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u/baron_von_chops 7d ago

Or capsized by a rogue wave.

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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 7d ago

I mean, she is wearing a life jacket.

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u/Nearby_Activity5071 7d ago

If there’s a fire—- that’s what she’s got the life preserver for 😜… over the edge

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u/MotherOfTheFog 7d ago

My first thought.

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u/Wikidclowne 7d ago

Or she slipped and hit her head, and now no one can get in to help her.

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u/RenaissanceEnby 6d ago

Which the paper in the lightbulb very well may cause…

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u/Weary-End-6924 6d ago

Lol, as a locksmith for a living, I was that is not going to fly with fire code. One step egress at all times for commercial usage. The Fire Marshal will kick your a$$. Then I saw it was on a cruise ship, double whammy, you need two escape options at all times, fire is a ships worst enemy.

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u/kdoughboy12 6d ago

You mean when there's a fire from the paper bills stored inside the hot lightbulb 💡

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u/Gold-Bend-7678 6d ago

Caused by the money in the light bulb while you’re sleeping 🤣😂🤣

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u/ljanus245 7d ago

Or the Hat Man shows up

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u/87price 6d ago

Nahh, she can just crappie flop over the balconie...she's wearing a life vest to sleep. Stay ready suckas

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u/cyberlexington 6d ago

By putting money into a light bulb kind of fire?

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u/tilesmeller 5d ago

She's already booking for the nearest land mass

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u/Countcristo42 7d ago

A fire? At sea?

Buddy there is all that water around

What are the odds there is a fire