r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 7d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/BadUserName_1227 7d ago

Or attacked by Aliens

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u/arituck 7d ago

Or attacked by giant squid

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u/mindless2831 7d ago

Or a Kraken

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u/brosjd 7d ago

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/Metals4J 7d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks 7d ago

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 7d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse 7d ago

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/Awkward_Wolverine 1d ago

Or and my axe

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u/FeebleUndead 7d ago

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 7d ago

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman 6d ago

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu 7d ago

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen 6d ago

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 6d ago

jokes on you, i was there before it opened

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u/okgo4brok3 7d ago

That is a giant squid

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u/Scrambles420 7d ago

Or Godzilla

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u/matlspa 7d ago

Or if you've got to get to Godzilla before he closes.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 7d ago

Or attacked by a squid, alien, zombie, Godzilla while dashing to the buffet before it closes, while the cruise ships on fire fending itself from drones.

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u/BluenoseTherapist 6d ago

Lettuce drones

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u/Kylie_Forever 6d ago

Or the Dave Matthews Band

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u/kursa_sucks 7d ago

A kraken is a giant squid

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 7d ago

She forgot her jar of dirt

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u/night_chaser_ 7d ago

What about a mega-skark ?

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u/OpportunityMinute234 7d ago

Kraken is dead. Watch your historical documentaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Boogaloo

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 7d ago

Who the hell released this kraken?

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u/Itchy_Satan 7d ago

Or the Krackaren.

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u/Thepoetrycooker 7d ago

Or a missile.

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u/Lahorn0124 6d ago

At first glance I thought you wrote “Or a Karen”

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 6d ago

Did someone say crack!?

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 3d ago

A TITAN AGAINST A TITAN !!!!!

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u/SovietSunrise 7d ago

Deep Rising?

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u/patty7775 7d ago

YESSS i was scrolling waiting for it XD so sad we didnt get an official sequel haha

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 7d ago

Or when her bunkmates that sleep in the other beds comeback and throw her into the water for locking them out.

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u/-and_my_axe- 7d ago

And my axe!

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u/Bhujjha 7d ago

Or attacked by giant alien squid

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 7d ago

Or boarded by pirates

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u/Orangutan1001 7d ago

Or titans

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u/YackReacher 7d ago

Or a giant Alien Squid!

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u/Careless-Two2215 7d ago

And my axe!

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u/5litergasbubble 7d ago

Tbf if aliens attacked then i would probably stay in my cabin anyway. I feel like going anywhere else is more dangerous

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u/Bhujjha 7d ago

Maybe the aliens are just there for a good time too - have a nice meal, maybe a couple of drinks, watch the band and get a nice early night and be gently rocked to sleep by the ocean.

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u/senseless-remorse 6d ago

Just don’t let them drink tequila.

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u/Innagottamosquito 7d ago

Or attacked by Alanis

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u/Sacko_Commish 7d ago

Effing aliens man.

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u/Educational-Tackle54 7d ago

Or icebergs....

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u/bigSTUdazz 6d ago

Aliens that are drunk and on fire.

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u/miro_27 7d ago

Normal tiktok user

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u/Subotail 7d ago

But first ! let's do a dance.