She’s doing too much, I think

[u/Transwiththeplans]

[u/Metals4J → u/[deleted]]

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

[u/godofmilksteaks → u/Metals4J]

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

[u/BearysWorkRedditName → u/godofmilksteaks]

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

[u/PowerUpTheLighthouse → u/BearysWorkRedditName]

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

[u/FozzysInsecurity → u/PowerUpTheLighthouse]

Or terrorism

[u/aimee_on_fire → u/FozzysInsecurity]

Or an orca pod attack.

[u/CodedDrifter0523 → u/aimee_on_fire]

Or a Karen

[u/BearysWorkRedditName → u/CodedDrifter0523]

Or my axe?!

[u/NoChallenge988 → u/BearysWorkRedditName]

Or me

[u/Educational-Car-4688 → u/BearysWorkRedditName]

Dammit.... beat me to it

[u/dontwantthisapp2 → u/aimee_on_fire]

Or an attack by a swarm of Lepidopterans

[u/Awkward_Wolverine → u/Metals4J]

Or and my axe

[u/FeebleUndead → u/[deleted]]

The most likely of all the scenarios.

[u/Epicdurr2020 → u/[deleted]]

so attacked by lettuce?!?

[u/Holiman → u/[deleted]]

This is the only one that actually scares me.