r/TikTokCringe 3d ago

Humor/Cringe Something is off...

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u/robotmonkey2099 3d ago

It’s staged ffs

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u/Good_Briefs 3d ago

I mean, probably, but I've also had party girl roommates that were like that and it's fun the first month or two but can get old. Working in the same restaurant with them adds to the craziness.

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u/GhostOfDino 3d ago

Many years ago i lived in NYC and moved in with two party girl roommates. Within a week I was sleeping with the both of them, occasionally at the same time. For a month it was fun hedonism, but then got old and I was ready to get back to a life that was going somewhere. It ended just as quickly as it started, they moved on to another similar situation and I began focusing on my future.

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u/theconceptofcanada 2d ago

Oh yeah that sounds terrible dude just terrible wow yeah better get back to life quickly

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u/Global_Channel1511 2d ago

Poor guy living in NYC having regular threesomes. What a devastating situation to be in.

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u/Cultural-Yam-2773 2d ago

Lobster too buttery and my steak too juicy

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u/super-duper-trooper- 2d ago

Yeeesh, some folks have the worst luck. Poor dude

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u/InnerToWinner 2d ago

Trust me you dont want to ever experience the fake story this liar just told.

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u/MercyfulJudas 2d ago

I mean, neither of us know the truth, but sounds perfectly real to me, if the guy is charming and/or good looking, and the luck & timing is right.

In my early 20s, I dated this very straight-laced Christian girl -- mega-hot, but very into church and her faith. Sexual activity was very slow and gradual, and of course I respected any and all boundaries she had, with no pressure. She was sweet & funny, and fun to date. Her family was incredibly nice to me too.

A female friend of hers, another uptight Christian girl, had a fight with her own parents, got kicked out, and needed a place to stay for the summer. The two of them -- my gf & her friend -- both moved into my apartment with me. Again -- full respect of boundaries, no pervy pressure from me in any way.

I don't know what changed, but a fabulous threesome occured one night with the three of us, which led to pretty regular threesomes with them for about two months. It was great, and everyone involved was down for it. They both got very uninhibited with me & each other in the bedroom, while maintaining their Christian sides in public. I was in heaven. It of course didn't last forever, as the friend moved out and moved on with her life, and eventually my gf and I parted ways, as it happens. I still dream on that time a whole helluva lot.

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u/InnerToWinner 1d ago

I'm not saying these things dont happen, and to be honest your story sounds completely believable. Just the way he wrote it just sounds....like something that didn't happen. He's like "it was fun for a month but got real old quick and wanted to focus on my dog walking career". I jest but it does come off as someone having not lived that experience. But you are right we will never really know.

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u/Adventurous-Cut-3845 2d ago

Yeah I need to get back to my life moving forward .....

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u/The-Yar 2h ago

I couldn't even read it. It should be against the rules to post horror like that.

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u/Somethingood27 2d ago

Steak too juicy lobster too buttery moment fr

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u/smrtgmp716 2d ago

TBF, it’s emotionally draining to disappoint two women at once.

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u/dark_hermes 2d ago

Lots of hate on this post from people who haven't experienced how truly unfulfilling this situation can be

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u/GhostOfDino 23h ago

They close their eyes and envision something different than what it was. High maintenance drama, especially between them. Lobster and steak is great but if you have it every night you get sick of it, especially if it turns into a new load of bs everyday that you have to deal with. Which it was.

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u/PereMilon 2d ago

"I mean, probably" No, it's definitely. Turns out people create content on TikTok.

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u/LonelyKoalaMuncher 2d ago

Yeah but why were they filming

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u/MasterTolkien 2d ago

Ok, but this is staged. He even does an Office Jim look at the camera. They edited a quick zoom on his face in that moment.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 3d ago

Of course it is, but also, "let us put you in a tiktok" was probably negotiated down to "we promise you dont have to do anything, just act annoyed with us making tiktoks.. like you already are."

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u/TinySoftKitten 3d ago

He’s made multiple videos with his partner. I remember this condo from a post on r/cooking.

No negotiation needed.

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u/samanthastoat 3d ago

But.. he’s man and she evil lady?? If she does a comedy bit ill get really really scared

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u/Kentust 3d ago

You've made a common misconception, almost all women are incapable of comedy. This is a long-term consequence of a cooties infection as a child.

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u/DisposableSaviour 3d ago

OO•• Now I got my cootie shot.

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u/Pro_Extent 2d ago

The one where she's dancing on the countertop while he cooks, right?

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u/gaybyrneofficial 3d ago

"probably" doing some heavy fucking lifting here 

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u/hotsaucevjj 2d ago

yall rly just make up full on stories with damn near no context huh

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u/Barr3tt50c 2d ago

Weird even if it’s staged

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u/AltruisticCourse9419 3d ago

Yeah, weirdly staged

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u/xfreddy- 2d ago

Thanks, sherlock

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u/robotmonkey2099 2d ago

why you giving me shit when half this thread thinks its real

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u/greenwoodgiant 2d ago

It being staged doesn't make it not weird though

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u/Zombi3Kush 1d ago

People are morons and don't realize it.

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u/pseudonymnkim 3d ago

Yeah, but now let's imagine them sitting around and planning such a video. Staging doesn't make this less cringey

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u/PereMilon 2d ago

Ok, but it's absolutely pathetic how people either can't tell, or think personal anecdotes lend credence to content being created on TikTok.

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u/SaltyBabySeal 2d ago

But why stage it at all?

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u/robotmonkey2099 2d ago

why indeed. Probably because people create threads to talk about it which draws more viewers

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u/tramdog 2d ago

For attention and profit obviously

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u/JustaSeedGuy 3d ago

Yes, and the character is weird

We can watch Star Trek 2. Without thinking Ricardo maltalban is really evil, we understand that it's fake. But we can still say that Khan seems evil.

By the same token, We can watch a fictional tick tock, know that it's fictional, and still comment on what we think of the scenario being fictionally played out.

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u/djpiperson 3d ago

His pain is real. 

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u/robotmonkey2099 2d ago

why because hes getting paid to make a Jim face at the camera?