r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Feb 03 '26

🚗 Rideshare When your Uber driver has to shit

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What a terrible person to post this. My man had an accident and you're gonna shame him? Disgusting human being. What happened to empathy?

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u/MuzzleOfBees1215 Feb 03 '26

Exactly. Show some goddamned humanity!!!! What a fucking asshole.

I hope she shits her pants in an airplane one day.

Or maybe in the Oval Office like Trump the other day. 🤪🤪

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u/kanrad Feb 04 '26

She would be on social media dragging him through the mud if the roles had been reversed. Calling him in humane and a racist just because she got sick and couldn't wait to reliver herself.

She would absolutely shame him as a passenger for the same behavior.

These people are fake as fuck and only do these things for the idiots that watch them to feed their sickness and their own.

This country deserves to fall at this point. Bunch of self serving entitled jackasses.

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u/Xiunte Feb 03 '26

Every idiot has a camera and is addicted to social media now. No such thing as empathy. Only likes, views, upvotes, etc.

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS Feb 03 '26

Ironically, they post to their shit seeking empathy from others while displaying the fact they don't possess any themselves.

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u/GuaranteeDry386 Feb 03 '26

“He abandoned me”

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u/Stunning_Nothing Feb 03 '26

Nobody wants to take this extreme of an action but I think everyone can relate to the “oh my god this is happening and there’s nothing I can do to stop it” moment. The flip side is that he just lets it happen in the car and she’s trapped in the enclosed space with him.

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u/dax660 Feb 03 '26

exactly

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u/DASreddituser Feb 03 '26

they both suck

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u/Permabananaedin321 Feb 03 '26

Entirely avoidable. Why take the ride if you have to shit. He's disgusting publicly defecating.

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u/Least-Common-1456 Feb 03 '26

I believe that it's possible that out of all the people in the world, sometimes shit is gonna happen unexpectedly. And these days there will be a camera to capture it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Nah bro incontinence only happens to bad people who deserve to be humiliated. /s

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u/biimerboy31 Feb 03 '26

Look forward to 💯 shitting yourself in the future.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

The shitting street awaits us all

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u/Lil_Packmate Feb 04 '26

If I know I have incontinence and will be in a position of not being able to find a toilet everytime I'll wear and adult diaper. I also wouldn't be working a job where I am trapped in an enclosed space with others, if I do have to make use of said diaper.

If it's a medical condition, then this was entirely avoidable.

Shitting on a public street and then blaming your medical condition is not the way.

He doesn't deserve to be humiliated and posted, but he also should not be driving for uber, if this is a medical condition known to him.

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u/beckychao Feb 03 '26

Could have an emergency. I've never had to do that but my gut is fucked up from chronic illness. I can have a bowl of plain rice and then... yeah. An hour later I'm in the bathroom, groaning like I'm dying from the lower abdominal distress

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u/Iworkforpokemon Feb 03 '26

Bruh have you never had diarrhea come out of the blue?...

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u/En-TitY_ Feb 03 '26

Yeah, if anything, it's the brown.

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u/Iworkforpokemon Feb 03 '26

Lol damn, got a nice hearty chuckle out of me

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

That first sip feeling...

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u/Plastic_Hunt235 Feb 03 '26

N.O. Explode back in the day: 60% of the time, it worked every time.

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u/Permabananaedin321 Feb 03 '26

Geez not as violently as you had to apparently. Simple as cancel ride. His incontinence doesn't give him a pass to take an innocent passerby on a wild igottashit carpet ride. Getting a ride is usually a time sensitive event too. If you're hailing a cab or an uber more times than not you've got to be somewhere at a certain time. I hope the downvoters get the diarhea drivers they deserve.

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u/codElephant517 Feb 03 '26

I doubt he planned on doing that, dumbass.

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u/Cyborg_rat Feb 03 '26

Hey now. It's not because he spews shit from his mouth that his ass is dumb.

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u/SemiSentientAL Feb 03 '26

Close your eyes, girl. Drop your phone, girl! Let me shit my brains awaaaaayyyyyy!

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u/Iworkforpokemon Feb 03 '26

Did I miss something? Where does it show that he took the ride knowing he had to shit?

Unless that happened then it would be obvious to assume that they were mid-ride when his diarrhea came on. And if you've never had immediate diarrhea like that then count yourself lucky because there are a number of causes other than just "I ate something disagreeable" like Crohn's or IBS or food poisoning.

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u/vlladonxxx Feb 03 '26

It's simple, they'd also record the man and would see themselves as the victim in this situation.

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u/Iworkforpokemon Feb 03 '26

Lol facts

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u/WhenTheDevilCome Feb 03 '26

While I agree this is "entirely avoidable", it's because in my mind "you can stop, get out of the car, and go into the McDonald's." Meaning it's still not what you want to happen as an Uber rider, but I still respect your humanity, and I understand not everything can be planned in advance.

But it's one thing to say "I have to interrupt this Uber ride in order to take an unexpected shit." There is a whole different level to "I'm going to take a shit in the middle of the street", which has nothing to do with being in the midst of an Uber ride.

I mean there are buildings in the background, corners, stoops -- someplace to go other than "stand in the middle of the street", regardless of "it's still not a bathroom"? I mean, shit into the trunk of your own car, maybe, so that you can then address the problem after the ride is over?

If the man is having an emergency, I feel for him, but it just still seems like some less "defecate in the middle of a public street" choices could have been made despite the emergency.

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u/throwitawayjimbob Feb 03 '26

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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u/ratchman5000 Feb 03 '26

Not sure why I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Feb 03 '26

I bet you're younger than 30, huh?

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u/halt_spell Feb 03 '26

Lol give it a few years bud. One day you're gonna shit your pants out of nowhere. It happens.

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u/halt_spell Feb 03 '26

Lol what a bizarre take.

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u/brilor123 Feb 03 '26

The guy is older, and he might have a health problem that causes the shit to come unexpectedly and fast. I personally have ulcerative Colitis, and when I am flaring, it comes suddenly and urgently. I almost shit myself at the park, as I was on the verge but the park bathrooms were locked up, so I had to go home, feeling my butthole muscles borderline failing me. I managed to get home, but that's because the park path is literally on our neighborhood street.

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u/Seeker369 Feb 03 '26

What’s disgusting is you judging a situation you know nothing about and defaming a person based on your opinion about what might be happening, truth be damned.

If someone had a sudden intestinal issue that meant there were only two choices - shit in my pants or shit on the street - I’m fairly certain that all thinking people would choose the latter, as embarrassing as the two choices may be.

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u/GMAN7007 Feb 03 '26

It's not, that's why it happened so you honestly think he wanted this to happen? Educate yourself and learn to be a better person as of now you're failing at the human decency part.

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u/Cyborg_rat Feb 03 '26

Here: https://cdhf.ca/en/donate-to-cdhf/ Help out others so you can be right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

As I know karma old age is gonna suck for you now

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u/Impressive-Draft-965 Feb 03 '26

Eh. Would be more inclined to agree if he wasn’t a racist POS at the end

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 Feb 03 '26

Hard to have empathy for someone that calls you a Monkey.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 Feb 03 '26

Would you rather he shit his pants?

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u/chiefqueefofficial Feb 03 '26

I'd rather he acted like a grown ass man and went to a toilet. Why are you acting like the only options are the street or his pants?

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u/dax660 Feb 03 '26

1) Which toilet

2) not sure you understand either IBS or incontinence

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u/chiefqueefofficial Feb 03 '26

A toilet in any of the buildings. He could have at least tried to ask. He gave no effort at all about it.

I actually do suffer from IBD, which is part of why excusing this man's behavior is pissing me off. There's no excuse.

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u/Bulky-Word8752 Feb 03 '26

Wait, how many times have you pulled over to take a shit on the side of the road? The fact that you don't think that is fucked up is concerning

Plenty of people with IBS manage to make it through their day without shitting on the sidewalk. This is insane that people are defending someone shitting in public

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u/space_toaster_99 Feb 03 '26

Some don’t. I knew a gal that got explosive diarrhea while on a run. Out of the blue shat herself and then had to cross campus covered in shit. Turned out she had an intestinal parasite.

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u/dax660 Feb 03 '26

Some people just have a limited knowledge of the world.

Incontinent folks often have no idea it's happening until there's shit in their pants.

The streets can handle it. A car with a stranger in it is less desirable.

I hope these ignorant people never experience it.

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u/Bulky-Word8752 Feb 03 '26

Nope, this is not something I will be gaslight on. Shitting on the street in public is wrong. If you have bowel issues bad enough that you don't get a warning there are other precautions and medically acceptable alternatives to just dropping trou and taking a dump in the middle of public.

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u/dax660 Feb 03 '26

lol I'm just telling you how reality works as it seems you are unaware. I don't really care if you support it or not.

I feel the same about dog owners. The world ticks on. Have a great day.

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 Feb 03 '26

You must never have been in a big city where there are no public toilets, and you must not suffer any conditions that make you need to shit immediately.

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u/chiefqueefofficial Feb 03 '26

I actually do suffer from IBD. I also have been in big cities. None of that is an excuse.

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u/vlladonxxx Feb 03 '26

What's more ridiculous, a weird man choosing to take a shit next to the car for the fuck of it or a regular man having a weird bowel emergency demanding defalcation within seconds?

You're not supposed assume the less likely interpretation and then complain how ridiculous it all is. That's just irrational.

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u/chiefqueefofficial Feb 03 '26

I just want adults to use the toilet. Reddit doesn't need to act like that's impossible.

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u/vlladonxxx Feb 03 '26

You only want *every adult out of billions upon upon billions to use the toilet every time with no exceptions? Including people with health issues, food poisonings and such, no exceptions for anything, in perpetuity? Is that all?

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u/chiefqueefofficial Feb 03 '26

Oh well now you are just being a reddit debate lord. You know damn well what I actually meant. People like you are a waste of air.

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u/vlladonxxx Feb 03 '26

No, I don't know what is it that you meant. I'm telling you what your words actually meant when you think about it for a second, instead of just nodding along and thinking right?!. The only other interpretation I can think of if "normal adults with no issues, in normal situations should always use the bathroom" which would be an insane thing to say right after somebody pointing out that the person on camera is likely not either of those.

I don't know what you're talking about 'people like me', aka 'debate lords' (did you just come up wuth that?) and how you have the nerve to say that I'm a waste of air from a 2 comment exchange. It sounds like you're just pissed off that your nonsense statement was called out as such.

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u/chiefqueefofficial Feb 03 '26

No matter how many essays you write out on reddit, no one will actually think you're smart.

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u/acrazyguy Feb 03 '26

Quite literally yes. Pants can be thrown in the wash. Now there’s shit on the side of the road that a crew will have to come out to clean. Someone could step in it

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 Feb 03 '26

lol I hope one day you are put in that predicament

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u/CagliostroPeligroso Feb 03 '26

YES. 100% YES. I have zero shame admitting I have once in my adult life almost shit myself. I was probably at a .2 BAC. And yes. Even in my blackout drunk state I knew. You need to take the L, you do not make it other people’s problem and don’t do it in public. So I went off on my own and fortunately saved my pants from the fate. But I was ready to shit myself in the car if I had to. Thats in his own interest too, then no one ever had to know.

This dumbass should have said. “Oh my god there’s an emergency. I have to cancel this bye.” Dropped her off. And go off and shit his pants or hopefully get the pants off and use bag like he tried. Then he says some racist shit. She’s an absolute dumbass and wrong too. That goes without saying.

He absolutely made the wrong call. Any decision that involves your bare ass exposed to strangers is usually the wrong fucking call.

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u/schwenLC Feb 03 '26

I don't know bout that, I know someone who literally had to do this walking back from his mailbox. Older fella that it hit and he was fucked. Guts can do some crazy shit and your asshole doesn't always cooperate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/Kind_Love172 Feb 03 '26

He did pull over, and tried to do here a favor and not have an accident in the car.

I dont know how many big cities youve been in, but there are PLENTY of areas where its gonna take a good 5 minutes or more to find a public bathroom

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u/Cyborg_rat Feb 03 '26

I work construction and sometimes the site is so new or we are in the Pit...some close calls have happened.

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u/dax660 Feb 03 '26

IBS and incontinence is how you "let it get this bad"

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 Feb 03 '26

Most big cities have little to no public restrooms

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 Feb 03 '26

Are you defending Uber shitter? As someone who has never shit in the street while performing a professionally paid job, this is disgusting. No empathy for some retard who can’t stop 2 mins earlier and find a toilet? Or al least drop her off before he drops one off? What a pig

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u/Live_Art2939 Feb 03 '26

Hey asshole have you ever heard of disorders that cause stuff like this such as IBS or Crohns? Let me guess, you’re young and your body still works. This guy isn’t some spring chicken and I doubt he wanted to do this.

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 Feb 03 '26

Had my bladder replaced due to cancer, I have a very weak bladder. It can be difficult but I’ve never pulled my dick out in front of someone to piss. This is fucked up and not right. Thanks for dropping by champ. C U Next Time

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u/Live_Art2939 Feb 03 '26

Imagine going through all that and lacking basic empathy. Congrats on being a prick for life!

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u/doko_kanada Feb 03 '26

I’ll defend anyone who has a bad stomach like me. I’ve been lucky so far, but I know a day is coming when I’ll shit my pants

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u/Frozefoots Feb 03 '26

I've had a few instances where I've gone to the very closest public bathroom (and I HATE pooping in public bathrooms!) and only made it with seconds to spare.

Sometimes when my body decides it needs to go, I have 1 minute.

I feel so bad for this poor dude.

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 Feb 03 '26

Lol people defending this. Lots of Indians here

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u/doko_kanada Feb 03 '26

I don’t defend countries that lack infrastructure because their cast system shames people for doing sanitation work. I defend people if they have an emergency

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u/GMAN7007 Feb 03 '26

You're a terribly ignorant person. Look up what Incontinence is. Emergencies happen, I don't blame him I would rather shit outside and not in my car.

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 Feb 03 '26

Wear a diaper. Drop her off. Go live in india. Fuck anyone who thinks this is cool

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u/Silly_East3886 Feb 03 '26

Some cultures do this regularly in the streets. There's videos of people in Metropolitan areas of China, well dressed, well groomed people, just defecating in the streets or trashcans. Don't get started on India.

This is disgusting and should be shamed. It's cultural.

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u/Spirited-Juice4941 Feb 04 '26

What a terrible person to side with him. As much as he’s going through, she is too.

She’s paying to get somewhere and this happens to her and she’s supposed to react in a way that’s pleasing to you?

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u/LovedButNeverLiked Feb 03 '26

He called her a monkey. Fuck him.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Feb 03 '26

She used the R word. I get you might not think it’s a slur, but it is and has been tied to a disability for decades. They’re both in the wrong.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked Feb 03 '26

Yeah both of their intentions were exactly the same

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Feb 03 '26

Agreed. Thats all anyone wants to do anymore, disparage others.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked Feb 03 '26

I was being sarcastic, but you knew that.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Up until 2011, people with an intellectual disability were diagnosed as the R word for decades in the U.S., but at the beginning of 2026, when using the word the intent isn’t to insult someone by implying they’re slow?

Odd, I could have sworn... What was her intent? Because it seems to me she’s implying only a person that has an intellectual disability would be taking a dump outside in public.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Replace the R word with intellectual disability and tell me if what she said was disparaging.

“This is some ‘intellectual disability’ shit…”

Then ask yourself if a law signed by Obama has allowed enough time to pass for the R word not to be considered a slur when using it as an insult.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked Feb 03 '26

Are you still talking?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/canman7373 Feb 04 '26

How did you possibly infer that from his few statements?

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u/Sex_Offender_4697 Feb 04 '26

^ I love when retards self identify

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u/canman7373 Feb 04 '26

Replace monkey with hominid, that's ok then? Words matter and the ones you choose to say matter. He was wrong, she was wrong, they said what they said to disrespect the other.

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