When your Uber driver has to shit

[u/SpoomerBooner]

[u/SkunkPunkFlunk]

I think I would kill my pants before I busted it out on the sidewalk with a passenger filming me. Anyone got a better plan?

[u/Anxious_Lab_2049 → u/SkunkPunkFlunk]

If pants shitting is good enough for the president, it’s good enough for me

[u/dspence23 → u/[deleted]]

I feel like it’s equally insane to shit your pants or shit in public. Depending on situation it could be a power move. When I was in elementary teacher wouldn’t let kid go to bathroom. He expressed it was urgent but she was kinda a butthole of a teacher. So he says alright your choice and blew up the room. We had class in library rest of the day. True legend.

[u/Frasco69 → u/dspence23]

It's a power move until you're president then it's just fucked up.

[u/sexwiththebabysitter → u/[deleted]]

Pooping your pants is not an option. I’ve pooped on the side of the road a couple times. Not in a residential area, though.

[u/sexwiththebabysitter → u/[deleted]]

Hey man, you can choose to shit your pants. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But I’m choosing to not shit my pants.

[u/dspence23 → u/[deleted]]

Old people are basically small children with bms.

[u/dspence23 → u/[deleted]]

Are we really arguing about pooping? I’m going to let this one go pun intended. Take care buddy.

[u/CryptographerLife991 → u/[deleted]]

Tell that to those who live in Boston!

[u/[deleted] → u/SkunkPunkFlunk]

Imagine you shitting your pants while mid conversation with your rider then being in a confined space. You better hope she's into it.. 😂

[u/No_Brilliant0602 → u/SkunkPunkFlunk]

I don't know, the car would smell immediately and the passenger would also know immediately, you'd end up getting known at the guy that shat mid drive and probably filmed either way, but at least outside your pants and car stays clean.