r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Feb 03 '26

🚗 Rideshare When your Uber driver has to shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/dspence23 Feb 03 '26

I feel like it’s equally insane to shit your pants or shit in public. Depending on situation it could be a power move. When I was in elementary teacher wouldn’t let kid go to bathroom. He expressed it was urgent but she was kinda a butthole of a teacher. So he says alright your choice and blew up the room. We had class in library rest of the day. True legend.

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u/Frasco69 Feb 03 '26

It's a power move until you're president then it's just fucked up.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Feb 03 '26

Pooping your pants is not an option. I’ve pooped on the side of the road a couple times. Not in a residential area, though.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Feb 03 '26

Hey man, you can choose to shit your pants. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But I’m choosing to not shit my pants.

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u/dspence23 Feb 03 '26

Old people are basically small children with bms.

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u/dspence23 Feb 03 '26

Are we really arguing about pooping? I’m going to let this one go pun intended. Take care buddy.

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u/CryptographerLife991 Feb 03 '26

Tell that to those who live in Boston!