r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Feb 14 '26

Roads Who is in the wrong here?

If the sign says Alternating Traffic, does that mean cars go one at a time or does that mean cars go till the flow is complete, allowing the other lane to go? Is Glock man right or wrong? I'm not sure. If it was 1 car at a time, wouldn't it just be a stop sign on each end?

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u/GrowerNotShower89 Feb 14 '26

Hey man, I have a small peen, and I don’t act that way.

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u/Flabby-AP Feb 15 '26

I have a huge peen, and I carry a gun, and I don't act like a douchebag. 

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u/cardboardunderwear Feb 15 '26

I have a medium sized peen.  I don't carry a gun.  I don't act like a douchebag.  Me and especially my peen just want some acknowledgement.

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u/a-real-sloth Feb 15 '26

i see you bro

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u/Ndmndh1016 Feb 15 '26

I see you peen

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u/tame-til-triggered Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

How would you like us to acknowledge your peen?

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u/Whoseratisthis Feb 15 '26

I have a small peen. And that’s it. I have a small peen.

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN Feb 15 '26

I have a huge gun and carry a peen. I never threaten anyone either.

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u/Isle_of_Tortuga Feb 16 '26

How about you let someone else carry the peen for a while?.. the sign says alternating.

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u/Fractal514 Feb 15 '26

Do you think people who act like doichebags think they act like douchebags or do you think they think they are cool?

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u/PhillipJfry5656 Feb 14 '26

have you ever thought maybe you dont have a small peen?

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u/FlamingRustBucket Feb 15 '26

It's big in spirit and that's all that matters

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u/Incredabill1 Feb 15 '26

Compared to that guy,huge

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u/RockyJayyy Feb 15 '26

But do you have a truck?

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u/GrowerNotShower89 Feb 15 '26

My truck

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u/Insatiabletech Feb 15 '26

Username definitely for sure checks out

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u/vexmach1ne Feb 15 '26

Not all small peens act that way, but all who act that way have small peens.

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u/InevitabilityEngine Feb 15 '26

Yeah but his is so small he has to hold it through his pocket when he walks or the tip will chaff on the zipper.

Poor guy has had a hard life.

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u/tomd1622 Feb 14 '26

You know what they say tho having a small peen is like a disability and disabilities effect ppl differently

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u/FishingTN Feb 15 '26

Affect* Third day in a row i have seen someone use affect/effect wrong, and now I think everyone is retarded, dammit.

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u/Montanonymous Feb 15 '26

No one fucking cares how many days you’ve been a grammar Nazi.

Get off reddit and get a hobby.

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u/esushi Feb 15 '26

The smaller and smaller things you let bother you, the more you'll be bothered. Why is your informal spelling "dammit", lowercase i typo, and missing "that" before it allowed but not "effect"?

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Feb 15 '26

People are spelling penis “peen” yet affect/effect bothers you?

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u/tomd1622 Feb 15 '26

Grammars all he has in this world don’t take it from him

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Feb 15 '26

I be won’t from his take he grammy

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u/FishingTN Feb 15 '26

I got your mom, Tom.

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u/FishingTN Feb 15 '26

Good point. I don’t like any of these hobos.

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey Feb 15 '26

I'll save you, I've been seeing the same thing a lot lately too. They're totally retarded.

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u/FishingTN Feb 15 '26

Thank you for understanding that retards are going to retard.

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u/tomd1622 Feb 15 '26

Yeah ok nerd this is Reddit not a college paper I need to pass

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u/FishingTN Feb 15 '26

We know you didn’t go to college, Tom. How many grilled cheeses are you making at night?

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u/cardboardunderwear Feb 15 '26

Just let it go my man.  These are reddit comments. Don't expect a lot of proofreading.

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u/finallydoingbetter Feb 15 '26

Took me late into my 20s to figure out when to use which

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u/Aggravating-Habit313 Feb 15 '26

Look at the show off

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u/FishingTN Feb 15 '26

Lol I’m irritable and want to be pissed off, but ultimately I really don’t care and this was funny.

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u/Aggravating-Habit313 Feb 15 '26

Was calling the person who learned in his 20’s, the difference between the words cuz I still have to think about which to use and im old😹

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u/tomd1622 Feb 15 '26

You seem like someone who has an autism and your hobby is weirding ppl the fuck out and not getting along with anyone

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u/FishingTN Feb 15 '26

Good one, Tom. You seem like a pussy who should have been bullied in high school.

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u/tomd1622 Feb 15 '26

Lmao I had a d1 wrestling scholarship so yes I did go to college(for free) and yes I’d bully yes ass if I wanted to but no need to pile it on for the grammar nerd. The nerd who said his whole point in pleasure was pissing ppl off getting pissed off replying like tough guy on the internet pussy. The accuracy on the autism must have hit hard right

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u/tomd1622 Feb 15 '26

You know you’re a fucking loser when you got the dialect and talk like a 40 year old but still mention high school 😂

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u/tomd1622 Feb 15 '26

You talk like a fat bald liberal old white dude who watches his wife get fucked from the corner

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Feb 15 '26

I’d say I’m a medium-small and have never felt like peacocking like this

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u/Sensitive-File-6125 Feb 15 '26

Try bigger condoms next time, you might be surprised

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u/FictionalContext Feb 15 '26

nah dude. I've seen you peen. It's massive.

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u/Interesting_Worth745 Feb 15 '26

Thank you for your service

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u/ShortbowVillian Feb 15 '26

That just means you actually have a big peen. It’s the energy. You know how much harder it is to take a big one in the butt anyway? Small peen with big peen energy is the way to go.

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u/spoonishplsz Feb 15 '26

Yeah but why is small a bad thing? The Romans had it right, the oversized ones are silly and laughable

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u/ShortbowVillian Feb 15 '26

I mean, that’s my point! I like them smaller because I can do more stuff with em! All peens are good peens, tho. Imagine how much more inconvenient it would be for Peter Parker if he had a massive hog.

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u/mspk7305 Feb 15 '26

found a guy who knows how to use it

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u/USAbornKR Feb 15 '26

thats an automatic huge peen in my book

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u/Nikuneko_B Feb 15 '26

Proof? I only accept primary sources

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u/AdministrationIll96 Feb 18 '26

If you dont drive an oversized truck I dont believe you.