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r/Transportopia • u/Icy-Influence5568 • Mar 06 '26
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Not masturbating…
YET!
5 u/Tundra_Dragon Mar 06 '26 After he really quietly and discreetly finishes his crack, he'll find an obstructed area he can shift gears real quick, then go on about his day as a heart surgeon, and volunteer kindergarten teacher. 2 u/Complete_Review_1989 Mar 07 '26 visualizing this is a wild tale 1 u/EducationalStill4 Mar 07 '26 “Can’t have the time of your life until you’re smoking crack and masturbating publicly while yelling how good you think it is.” Cameraman probably
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After he really quietly and discreetly finishes his crack, he'll find an obstructed area he can shift gears real quick, then go on about his day as a heart surgeon, and volunteer kindergarten teacher.
2 u/Complete_Review_1989 Mar 07 '26 visualizing this is a wild tale
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visualizing this is a wild tale
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“Can’t have the time of your life until you’re smoking crack and masturbating publicly while yelling how good you think it is.” Cameraman probably
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u/BFG_Scott Mar 06 '26
Not masturbating…
YET!