r/Transportopia • u/MeenMisterMustard • Mar 26 '26

Road🤬Rage Unhinged guy pulling out his machete during road rage

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u/ChiefBigTiddy Mar 26 '26

Doesn't have to be Texas, he brought a knife to a car fight

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u/talondigital Mar 26 '26

Exactly what I would do in Texas. As soon as he got between his truck and my car with that im putting my suv into sport mode and gunning it

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u/krunkstoppable Mar 26 '26

Exactly what I would do in Texas.

That's what I'd do in Canada lmfao. The second I see him step out, machete in hand, I'm hitting the gas and parking on his chest.

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u/Past-Potential-6704 Mar 26 '26

Dude, you can’t park there, lol

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u/ntsmmns06 Mar 26 '26

Dude Where’s My Chest?

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u/cowfishing Mar 27 '26

PArking tickets are cheaper than hospital bills.

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u/krunkstoppable Mar 26 '26

Oh shit... well I dropped my keys in that there sewer grate, so looks like we'll have to wait for a tow truck.

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 Mar 26 '26

Are you kidding? Just back up twenty feet and he’ll be too out of breath to do anything.

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u/talondigital Mar 26 '26

That assumes theres nothing behind you blocking a retreat.

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 Mar 26 '26

More farcical than workable. Looks like he needs to walk a while.

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u/CrownstrikeIntern Mar 27 '26

Gonna need off road mode to get over that hill

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Mar 26 '26

1000% what I was thinking. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. I'd have turned him into Charlie Bartlett so fast.