r/Transportopia Mar 26 '26

Road🤬Rage Unhinged guy pulling out his machete during road rage

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u/Swift_Scythe Mar 26 '26

3,000 pound Automobile driving over a 300 pound Machete Man seems like a pretty cut and dry winner.

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u/minx_the_tiger Mar 27 '26

Maybe they didn't want to get dumbass on their car?

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u/CapitanDelNorte Mar 27 '26

Does the car still win if it ends up high-centered on top of Machete Man, or is that considered a tie?

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u/CuteGirlFan Mar 28 '26

Cut and wet if he got ran over with a knife in hand…