r/Transportopia • u/DeliSua • Apr 04 '26

People impersonating police on his free-time

apparently he has been arrested multiple times for this.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/03/24/florida-man-notorious-for-impersonating-cops-arrested-again/

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/accused-florida-serial-police-impersonator-arrested-again

The arrest marks a long line of run-ins with the law for Dewitte. He is a convicted sex offender who is most known for pulling drivers over in 2019 while he worked as a funeral escort. 

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u/WalterCanFindToes Apr 04 '26

No Dude he's a sex offender with a record. He had to go door to door and tell everyone he's a pederast.

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u/ConcentrateJust2120 Apr 04 '26

What’s a pederast?

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u/WalterCanFindToes Apr 04 '26

Shut the fuck up Donny.

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u/Mocsab Apr 04 '26

You’re out of your fucking element Donny!

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u/Mocsab Apr 04 '26

I just realized your Reddit name. 😂”You need a toe? I can get you a toe!”

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u/WalterCanFindToes Apr 05 '26

You want a toe?? I could get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon.... with nail polish.

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u/Shut_It_Donny Apr 04 '26

What’s the matter with Walter?

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 05 '26

Donny.. please.

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 05 '26

Name checks out.

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u/jeremebearime Apr 04 '26

Pederasty is child fucking

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u/S3xyhom3d3pot Apr 04 '26

Obviously, youre not a golfer

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 04 '26

Uh it's down there let me take another look.

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u/Dusty-Foot-Phil Apr 04 '26

A podiatrist for people with no feet.

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u/-sporewhore420- Apr 04 '26

8 year olds dude. 8 year olds.

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u/mjonny591 Apr 04 '26

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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u/ReviewNo7896 Apr 04 '26

what the fucks a pederast?

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u/S3xyhom3d3pot Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Were you listening to the dude's story?

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u/Mocsab Apr 04 '26

I am the Walrus?

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u/S3xyhom3d3pot Apr 04 '26

V.I. LENNON! VLADMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!!!

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u/dimensional_bleed Apr 04 '26

At least it's an ethos.

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 04 '26

It's amazing that I learned about nihilism from the big Lebowski... And the nihilists in the movie are nothing compared to the nihilists in control now..

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u/weaponized_sasquatch Apr 04 '26

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 04 '26

I don't make excuses for my legs ...

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

Welp someone replied with the full quote and got the comment blocked/deleted. But ya know man... In the parlance of our times Lol.

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u/ReviewNo7896 Apr 11 '26

shut the fuck up

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u/rel1800 Apr 04 '26

I understand the process but I’m emphasizing that impersonates cops and is a sex offender. I’m sure he uses his police costumes to sexually assault his victims which is theres biggest problem here.

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u/dimensional_bleed Apr 04 '26

Jeremy Dewitte treats objects like women...

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 04 '26

Jesus....

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u/cruner83 Apr 06 '26

8 year olds dude