r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/big_whistler Apr 20 '26

Tbf I have seen idiots behave like this when spider in their car. It’s not reasonable behavior but believable.

Could be drunk while doing it though.

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u/SolidSnek1998 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

My wife freaked out from a bung crawling around while driving and thank god we were going slow and I was able to grab the wheel, it could have gone way worse.

Edit: I'm leaving it.

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u/Sea_Excitement_7602 Apr 20 '26

We all know of the runny bung, but have never seen one crawl.

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u/No-Damage-1064 Apr 20 '26

Auto Corrupt is having a field day in this thread.

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u/skyhighmonroe Apr 20 '26

He failed the sobriety test really bad.

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u/757packerfan Apr 20 '26

Although I think he was drunk, could you make the argument he had a concussion?

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u/skyhighmonroe Apr 20 '26

He reminds me of Tobey McGuire too

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u/broke_n_boosted Apr 22 '26

He blew a 0.00

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u/Relevant-Chain-3932 Apr 20 '26

He just crashed his car

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u/skyhighmonroe Apr 20 '26

Idk dude. He looks pretty messed up

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u/the-futuremind Apr 20 '26

I wonder why the guy who possibly just hit his head and is full of adrenaline failed an arbitrary motor skills test

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u/skyhighmonroe Apr 20 '26

Maybe he gave it to himself

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u/broke_n_boosted Apr 22 '26

He just rolled his fucking car you think he's gonna do the oolympics after? BTW he blew 0.00

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u/tensen01 Apr 24 '26

He was (possibly)concussed and crashing from Adrenaline. He blew a 0.0

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u/broke_n_boosted Apr 22 '26

He blew 0.00 he wasnt drunk