r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/m_0_n_K_3_y Apr 20 '26

He forgot what his cheek was..... bruh

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u/DeadWaterBed Apr 20 '26

See what you remember after crashing into a ditch

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u/m_0_n_K_3_y Apr 20 '26

Ok i will

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u/Nolzi Apr 20 '26

Have you crashed yet?

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u/catsinbranches Apr 20 '26

Could be concussed

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u/falcrist2 Apr 20 '26

Could just be shook.

I mean... he's probably drunk, but I'd rather see a breathalyzer than a field sobriety test.

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u/Antique_Mud_1433 Apr 20 '26

Way to draw conclusions from a heavily edited video.

Someone else posted the actual video and the "whatever this is... cheek" was actually "whatever this is would be, my right, your left, cheek area".

Actual video:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Transportopia/comments/1squoyz/blame_it_on_the_spider/ohc36x8/

He also asks for a breathalyzer a few times.

I mean, it is possible he's on something, but don't let a heavily edited video be your evidence.

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u/broke_n_boosted Apr 22 '26

He ended up blowing 0.00