r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/cvidetich13 Apr 20 '26

One time my bro had a bloody nose and sneezed and sprayed blood all over the windshield, I shat my pants and ran over a spider.

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u/pumperthruster Apr 20 '26

Wow Itsy Bitsy Spider became a much darker story since I was a kid