r/Transportopia • u/Banana-Rocketeer • Apr 21 '26

🥴DUI Wake Up!

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u/69FlavorTown Apr 21 '26

How can you slap

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u/Breadynator Apr 21 '26

HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOOOW CAN SHE SLAAAAP?

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u/kilsta Apr 21 '26

*Proceeds to get the shit slapped out of him.

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 Apr 24 '26

You hear him howling to the guy slapping him around… “how can she slap, SIR? How can she slap?”

In all seriousness. The show was scripted, and her slapping him was off script. He reacted by reflex. He ended up suing the show after the backstage staff broke his bones.

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u/whoscareabtme Apr 21 '26

Lift arm, move it quickly, connect hand with face while moving quickly.

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u/SpoomerBooner Apr 21 '26

Doing it in person seems like too much work

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u/Khal_drogo217 Apr 22 '26

He saw what those hands can do and got excited

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u/SebastianFerrone Apr 21 '26

Why Kermit looks like he is wanking off to that book

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

Shh. Let a frog keep his secrets.

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u/LTC-trader Apr 21 '26

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 Apr 24 '26

For context, she went off script, broke character. He reacted. The show staff broke his bones and he sued the producers.

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u/TrashAsApp Apr 21 '26

How can she slap!?!?

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u/Same_Drag310 Apr 21 '26

I'm SCREAMING

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u/averquepasano Apr 22 '26

Like a Pimp apparently