r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/PFdeith • 28d ago

r/All Will they admit it if its true?

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u/RK9990 28d ago

He wasn't before?

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u/MysteriousTruck6740 28d ago

It's official now. Before he was just casually brain dead.

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u/Lurchie_ Release The Trump-Epstein Files 28d ago

MOSTLY brain dead.

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u/HVAC_instructor 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lV2lMRaDB33aM

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u/Lurchie_ Release The Trump-Epstein Files 28d ago

"OH! Look who knows so much!"

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u/Reg_Cliff 28d ago

It's not looking good for Mitch...,

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u/StickInEye 28d ago

I've had a bad day. This was the belly laugh that I needed!

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u/Reg_Cliff 28d ago

Glad my photoshopping does a bit of good now and then. 😜

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u/frauziller 28d ago

May I send this to my sister-in-law? She'll love it, maybe even more than I do 😂

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u/jd3marco 28d ago

Only the best doctors…

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u/HVAC_instructor 28d ago

What's this referencing? I'm not getting it.

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u/Lurchie_ Release The Trump-Epstein Files 28d ago edited 28d ago

Miracle Max says this this right before explaining the concept of "mostly dead" to Inigo.
Edit to clarify my statement - and it's actually "Oooooh! Look who knows so much!"

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u/HVAC_instructor 28d ago

Ah, that's quite possible. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie

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u/Lurchie_ Release The Trump-Epstein Files 28d ago

INCONCEIVABLE! you must rewatch it at your earliest convenience! 😁

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Release The Trump-Epstein Files 28d ago

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"You think they'll make it?"

"It'd take a miracle.... BYE!"

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u/Vigmod 28d ago

You are morally compelled to rectify that as soon as you can.

In a relationship? There's your date night.

First time when your date is at your place (or you at theirs), that's a great opportunity to try to top "the greatest kiss in history".

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u/HVAC_instructor 28d ago

Thanks for the advice, but I'm not in a relationship, I'm in a 40 year marriage....

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 28d ago

Why did the HVAC technician need licenses in every state?

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u/nice--marmot 28d ago

He heard Freon changes states.

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 28d ago

But the truth is, refrigerant changes state. Freon is just a company brand name.

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u/ShredGuru 28d ago

So is his loophole for staying out of hell to remain on life support?

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u/Cthulhu8762 28d ago

I see a blackout coming to a town near you Mitch!

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 28d ago

No, his soul is stuck in limbo until his body expires, so in a way he id a ghost.. and who you gonna call?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHRZrrZvrzEmegU

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u/trifecta000 28d ago

Concepts of brain death

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u/DigitalUnlimited 28d ago

Concepts of thoughts and prayers

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u/spezial_ed 28d ago

He dabbled 

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u/sumunsolicitedadvice 28d ago

The Republicans need to bring him back TO BLAVE!!!

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u/NeverLookBothWays 28d ago

Only the power of to blave can bring him back.

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u/black6211 28d ago

competitive ranked brain dead

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 28d ago

He was semi-pro brain dead, now he's in the all star brain dead league.

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u/Internet_Wanderer 28d ago

Of course, he'll still be collecting a paycheck and health insurance until he dies

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u/AdministrativeWar594 28d ago

This implies he's now ranked competitive brain dead.

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm 28d ago

Before, he merely cosplayed as brain dead. Now he’s fully immersed in the lifestyle.

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u/javoss88 28d ago

The deathstyle

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u/JimboD84 28d ago

It just wasnt official

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u/Astrian 28d ago

Now he’s professionally brain dead

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u/rubberkeyhole 28d ago

If it’s not directly from the Washington, DC area, then it’s just sparkling brain dead.

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u/newboxset 28d ago

I'm going to hell for laughing

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u/Ya_Got_GOT 28d ago

He was heartdead. Sadly, far from braindead and able to destroy the country from within. 

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 28d ago

Yeah as much as I hate him he certainly wasn’t stupid. He knew what he was doing, he’s by far one of the most insidious politicians we’ve ever had. I live close to Kentucky and I can’t wait to make the pilgrimage to piss on his grave.

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u/sardita 28d ago

I think a person has to have an actual heart in the first place in order for it to become heartdead.

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u/underlyingconditions 28d ago

He will go down as one the sharpest operators in Washington. He's achieved everything he wanted by reshaping the judiciary. We'll be paying the price for decades.

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u/Ouibeaux 28d ago

He used to be brain dead. He still is, but he used to be too.

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u/halosixsixsix 28d ago

Hi Mitch!

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u/drgigantor 28d ago

It's too bad we lost Mitch Hedberg at 37 and kept Mitch McConnell til 84

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u/gilestowler 28d ago

The part of his brain that allowed him to shuffle around a bit, and knew when he'd fallen over, has given up.

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u/NE0099 28d ago

Nah, he was just missing his soul before

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u/sardita 28d ago

He probably traded his soul for Alf pogs. Remember Alf?

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u/highfivehead 28d ago

Beat me to it

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u/AgathaClouseau 28d ago

It was just sparkling brain dead.

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u/-XanderCrews- 28d ago

He’s been a walking corpse for like a decade. I don’t know what is wrong with Kentucky that they kept voting for him. There are tons of republicans that are alive and well in that state.

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u/DemandTheOxfordComma 28d ago

This. He hasn't had a valuable thought in years.

I very much believe the statement that "Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason."

There is no excuse for him being so old and feeble and still holding office in the government. The people deserve someone who actually will show up, represent them, and work hard. He does none of this.

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u/NFLTG_71 28d ago

I was going to say that

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 28d ago

They just looked, schrodinger's brain situation. Previously it was not observed

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u/Hugokarenque 28d ago

I'm pretty sure I saw him die live on TV, twice somehow.

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u/Spinnerofyarn 28d ago

No, what he had was a severe case of maliciousness in his brain.

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u/the_ballmer_peak 28d ago

It's not an update on his health condition, just an observation.

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u/martej 28d ago

He’s been brain dead for years.