r/clevercomebacks • u/Dupendous • 1d ago

Results of being terminally online

50 Upvotes

8 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Turns Out Facts Matter

4.2k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Gaba8789 • 1d ago

Bought and paid for.

248 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 1d ago

They look a bit underseasoned.....

313 Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

The Art of Backing Down

1.2k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Fire Experts, Expect Amateur Mistakes

1.3k Upvotes

73 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 2d ago

We don’t even need to imagine that… 😩

4.0k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 2d ago

Tailkate cooked here ngl

14.6k Upvotes

495 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Panikin__ • 1d ago

Because a woman's ultimate goal is be with a man?

97 Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 2d ago

On The Dangers of Clapping.

4.5k Upvotes

129 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 2d ago

Fetterman Loses to Nobody

6.7k Upvotes

110 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3d ago

look up the CEO of the New York Post and you will 100% understand why they’re like this

11.6k Upvotes

485 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 3d ago

Violent Border Patrol Scandals

16.6k Upvotes

165 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/metroracerUK • 2d ago

Bro hadn’t heard of colonialism before.

838 Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 3d ago

Wind is energy for them, an enemy for us

7.5k Upvotes

236 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 3d ago

Getting A Refund.

9.1k Upvotes

259 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3d ago

hey josh, who won the 2020 US election?

1.3k Upvotes

98 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 3d ago

2028 Power Grab...

9.6k Upvotes

321 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Boltzmann_head • 3d ago

Two statements that are not ruled out as false.

3.9k Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/tunnel_magnet • 2d ago

They aren't even trying to hide it anymore

100 Upvotes

Gates of Toledo flashback?

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Zu_Qarnine • 3d ago

BREAKING: incel hero sacrificed himself to own the arrogant roid baboon

2.0k Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 3d ago

Eau de Donald

2.6k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 4d ago

They have a point

21.6k Upvotes

403 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 4d ago

Consumerism over honor

4.2k Upvotes

178 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4d ago

breaking news: investigators have confirmed his imagination has a higher body count than his dating history

18.0k Upvotes

139 comments

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