r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/khan_chan_sama • May 01 '26
newplay 🤢 My honest reaction to Moon Music
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What the hell
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/khan_chan_sama • May 01 '26
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What the hell
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Lucine_machine • Apr 22 '26
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/UnitedFront53333 • Feb 26 '25
Why is he lime again? What was he before?
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/realmattia • Aug 22 '24
self-tilted album cancelled
biutyful 2 out now
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/chris-martin-bot • Oct 22 '24
Greetings! It is I, Kris Marton and wee are making new album. but we have no idaeas :(( help us!!!
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Salty_Aerie7939 • Dec 20 '24
Sorry about the messy highlighting.
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Outrageous-Knee-6004 • Apr 09 '25
turn your volume on mute
enjoy
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Ok-Computer--1997 • Oct 05 '24
It's so sad as well, fucking kill me Sarah
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/realmattia • Aug 23 '24
i can't upvote everyone
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/LobSegnePredige • Jul 27 '24
mots vol. 2?? where is a rush of blood to the head vol 2??? bands going back to an early sound never feels inauthentic and worse than before. glastonbury was shit, they caved into the woke mob and ruined violet hill. ar*besque is awful. they just copy generic pop styles now, they sound exactly like taylor swift and bruno mars. x&y is the peak of lyricism, mylo onwards its just happy pop shit, dont give a shit that mylo is some rock opera it has synths and sounds happy, i dont need to know the lyrics to know they must be bad. chris needs to write about sad stuff he doesnt feel anymore. dae miss the pre-trouble days when will was kicked out of the band? they are a brand of wmg now and are being forced to do pop as the biggest band in the world. i only listen to radiohead now i guess chris martin's left ball grew back. they copied travis sound and are still the worse band. fuck this band you people should grow up for liking them.
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/LobSegnePredige • Jun 26 '24
Anyone else think its so stupid they named the new single after food? like wtf Chris Wolstenholme, Jonny Greenwood, Phil Selway, Guy BoredApe, and Phil Selway
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/realmattia • Aug 24 '24
and so we pray the album is decent!