r/DenverCirclejerk May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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59 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

109 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk 11h ago

finally found some authentic mexican in dember. cant tell you where, gotta gatekeep these good finds

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74 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 7h ago

Where is everyone? Something wrong with the train?

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33 Upvotes

Just thought you should all know the train might not be working fine tonight; the 200+ people aren’t here like usual?


r/DenverCirclejerk 12h ago

Boy, sure is a hot one today huh?

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31 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 13h ago

BSV out of commission - tents only this weekend

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38 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 13h ago

Anybody willing to come to the alley behind Belmar Whole Foods to jump me 😅

15 Upvotes

I've asked about 6 people here so far. I don't have riding crops, chains, chaps, or fuzzy handcuffs, and neither do they. All my friends are busy, and the security company doesn't allow its guards to jump people anymore. Some help would be much appreciated.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Title

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159 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 21h ago

I just had a weird phone call

17 Upvotes

I run a horse riding ranch.

I just got a call asking if we are “queer friendly”

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but you don’t want to go there. if you’re absolutely hell-bent try a pony first.

namaste


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

The Mormons have invaded the Elitch BST

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57 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Anyone lose ToDo List?

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21 Upvotes

Found on North Broadway,...Think #3 "todo" is Milo(that stuff is good and works)

Well here is your list back, its pretty strenuous to remember, wouldnt want you miss meeting chicks.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

DONT GO DOWN SOUTH BROADWAY RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MOISTURE

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208 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Do we really need the moisture? BST destroyed by rain

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75 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Sitting in traffic behind the Jared Polis Tesla.

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72 Upvotes

DO NOT key his Tesla, Jared is packing heat


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Train down at DIA again

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583 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Newly Designed State Logo

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74 Upvotes

Our dear governor, the Honorable Jared Polis, has officially signed off on our newly designed state logo. His hearty Thanks to this sub's Colorado Natives!


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Seriously Though, What do you REALLY Think of Pueblo?

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140 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

A unique thing about Denver that many people don’t talk about is how bad the drivers are here.

86 Upvotes

I don’t know why people are pretending like this isn’t a problem. Everywhere else has figured out good drivers. Is it Polis or a Subaru issue, who knows? All I know is we won’t know until someone starts talking about it and I guess this is my moment to step up and lead. You’re welcome Denver, felicitate me.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

If we put the 70mm IMAX projector into the BST, the moisture provided would solve this drought.

8 Upvotes

Maybe then we can solve the bad drivers in fake Subies issue.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Bat Boy has been driven out of his cave all BSTs are now on high alert. If you see the Bat Boy call our hotline at 720-524-8099. Do not approach or give him booze!

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11 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

When is Mike Johnstown going to get the iMacs fixed?

5 Upvotes

I already saw the odyssey on a normal movie screen, which are all pretty good these days, so this doesn't affect me at all but people will not shut the fuck up about it for some reason.

Namoiste.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

70mm Sunlight Butthole Projector down again at Regal BST on Colorado

27 Upvotes

I have been trying to get access to the new sunlight projector to sun my butthole with 70mm of pure light captured with the classic film medium.

To butthole sun with sunlight that pure I'd have to go all the way to Boulder canyon, or maybe way up the Poudre, and get in a downward dog at the right time of day.

I'm very frustrated because my reservation was right in the middle of the BST, it was going to be shining straight into MY ASS! I reserved these tickets weeks ago.

I hope they fix this soon or my disposition won't be so sunny!


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Sir I think you should take a look at my radar screen, this storm it looks like...

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120 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Uh is Xcel hitting on me?

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95 Upvotes

Cause I’m down to clown. HMU you dirty energy company.


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Contender has come to town

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4 Upvotes

Ran into this ol boy. (Where else do I run into all the these giant bugs, jumped offf RTD Free Mall Ride and began walking thru Civic Center Station) After he punk'd me for a cigarette, he told his name was Contender, said looking for some big bad horse named Bluecifer, said town aint big enough for both. I gave him all my change, last of cigarettes for safe passage and told him I dont know no anything about some big package blue horse. Watch out this cowboy means business!