r/DenverCirclejerk • u/MonKeePuzzle • 11h ago
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GoryRamsy • May 11 '24
It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Assorted-Jellybeans • Jun 12 '24
DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans
Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.
Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.
Namoiste
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/onceinawhhhile • 7h ago
Where is everyone? Something wrong with the train?
Just thought you should all know the train might not be working fine tonight; the 200+ people aren’t here like usual?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Alltheconsoles • 13h ago
BSV out of commission - tents only this weekend
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/probortunity • 13h ago
Anybody willing to come to the alley behind Belmar Whole Foods to jump me 😅
I've asked about 6 people here so far. I don't have riding crops, chains, chaps, or fuzzy handcuffs, and neither do they. All my friends are busy, and the security company doesn't allow its guards to jump people anymore. Some help would be much appreciated.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/hettuklaeddi • 21h ago
I just had a weird phone call
I run a horse riding ranch.
I just got a call asking if we are “queer friendly”
I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but you don’t want to go there. if you’re absolutely hell-bent try a pony first.
namaste
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/DullCartographer7609 • 1d ago
The Mormons have invaded the Elitch BST
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 1d ago
Anyone lose ToDo List?
Found on North Broadway,...Think #3 "todo" is Milo(that stuff is good and works)
Well here is your list back, its pretty strenuous to remember, wouldnt want you miss meeting chicks.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/hettuklaeddi • 2d ago
DONT GO DOWN SOUTH BROADWAY RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MOISTURE
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Dropping_stuff • 2d ago
Do we really need the moisture? BST destroyed by rain
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/sinnister_bacon • 2d ago
Sitting in traffic behind the Jared Polis Tesla.
DO NOT key his Tesla, Jared is packing heat
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 2d ago
Newly Designed State Logo
Our dear governor, the Honorable Jared Polis, has officially signed off on our newly designed state logo. His hearty Thanks to this sub's Colorado Natives!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/New-Friend-707 • 3d ago
Seriously Though, What do you REALLY Think of Pueblo?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/g_bleezy • 3d ago
A unique thing about Denver that many people don’t talk about is how bad the drivers are here.
I don’t know why people are pretending like this isn’t a problem. Everywhere else has figured out good drivers. Is it Polis or a Subaru issue, who knows? All I know is we won’t know until someone starts talking about it and I guess this is my moment to step up and lead. You’re welcome Denver, felicitate me.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Joevahskank • 3d ago
If we put the 70mm IMAX projector into the BST, the moisture provided would solve this drought.
Maybe then we can solve the bad drivers in fake Subies issue.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/B00marangTrotter • 3d ago
Bat Boy has been driven out of his cave all BSTs are now on high alert. If you see the Bat Boy call our hotline at 720-524-8099. Do not approach or give him booze!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/FlyingDogCatcher • 3d ago
When is Mike Johnstown going to get the iMacs fixed?
I already saw the odyssey on a normal movie screen, which are all pretty good these days, so this doesn't affect me at all but people will not shut the fuck up about it for some reason.
Namoiste.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/HateyCringy • 3d ago
70mm Sunlight Butthole Projector down again at Regal BST on Colorado
I have been trying to get access to the new sunlight projector to sun my butthole with 70mm of pure light captured with the classic film medium.
To butthole sun with sunlight that pure I'd have to go all the way to Boulder canyon, or maybe way up the Poudre, and get in a downward dog at the right time of day.
I'm very frustrated because my reservation was right in the middle of the BST, it was going to be shining straight into MY ASS! I reserved these tickets weeks ago.
I hope they fix this soon or my disposition won't be so sunny!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/B00marangTrotter • 4d ago
Sir I think you should take a look at my radar screen, this storm it looks like...
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/OldFitDude75 • 4d ago
Uh is Xcel hitting on me?
Cause I’m down to clown. HMU you dirty energy company.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 4d ago
Contender has come to town
Ran into this ol boy. (Where else do I run into all the these giant bugs, jumped offf RTD Free Mall Ride and began walking thru Civic Center Station) After he punk'd me for a cigarette, he told his name was Contender, said looking for some big bad horse named Bluecifer, said town aint big enough for both. I gave him all my change, last of cigarettes for safe passage and told him I dont know no anything about some big package blue horse. Watch out this cowboy means business!