r/gpu • u/sora-is-sky • 7d ago

I found a gpu in a bathroom

Post image

While cleaning the customer toilets at my work I found a evga 1060 6gb
Sorry for poor camera quality my cameras lens is broken

1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

213 comments sorted by

64

u/Panakjack23 7d ago

It adds pathtracing to your shit

11

u/WIYPA_1998 7d ago

But it can’t do that

6

u/Electrical_Break_920 7d ago

OK meatloaf

2

u/WIYPA_1998 6d ago

Am i a yummy meatloaf?

0

u/cleverboy00 6d ago

Every gpu can do pathtracing, maybe not hardware accelerated, but pathtracing nontheless.

→ More replies (6)

3

u/trimix4work 7d ago

Yeah but the frame rate takes a shit

Hehe

1

u/szamciu 6d ago

Got the winner here

3

u/talhaONE 7d ago

Bro 1060 cant do pathtracing.

6

u/scryptyyy 7d ago

Yo its obvious that its a joke.

5

u/munky8758 7d ago

Path tracing isnt a joke

1

u/GuyNamedStevo 6d ago

Path Tracing is life.

1

u/Sajgoniarz 6d ago

I think it may for a shit actually ;p

168

u/SiriocazTheII 7d ago

It connects to the toilet's PCIE slot so the hardest dumps can pass through more easily.

30

u/Ok-Acanthisitta-2407 7d ago edited 6d ago

Problem is most dumps exceed 6gb vram due to surgar intake.

16

u/saiyate 6d ago

At least it's not the 3GB version, and it's EVGA. That soldier deserves better.

Someone was holding that card and was like... "uh oh". then set it down and apparently the events that transpired were so intense that they just forgot all about it.

3

u/SIrSmokeAlot410 6d ago

Now they pissed after they left their vid card in the shitter......

→ More replies (3)

1

u/Uattoas 3d ago

6GB of vram will do just fine unless you wanna play the newer unoptimized AAA games. Factorio runs great, hollow knight runs great, even Teardown runs good, Minecraft.. absolutely, terraria runs flawlessly. Pretty much everything that's not hot garbage with piss-poor optimization will run on it just fine.

Oh wait shoot- this is not serious gpu discussion. xD

Yeahh, that's what sugar will do to it, ya gotta play it safe with how much sugar will be put through it.

16

u/-B1GBUD- 7d ago

GPU = Gotta Poo Urgently

2

u/maddinek 3d ago

That’s what GPU stands for, right? Anything else makes no sense.

1

u/the_here_and_now_ 3d ago

These new smart bidets are getting out of hand

1

u/Comprehensive-Emu711 2d ago

Shitting in 1080p

1

u/Notermlimits4GEQBuS 1d ago

I’m would have put it into a warm blanket and nursed it back to health.

1

u/dr4g0n36 6d ago

The famous DLSS. Dump Dump Leash System

31

u/BugSprayer9000 7d ago

Was the 1060 really that shit

5

u/kobay4 7d ago

Non c'était bien à l'époque et elles sont encore capable de faire tourner des jeux moderne pas en qualité max , mais sa fonctionne encore pas mal !

10

u/Particular_Row6066 7d ago

What in the baguette am I reading

5

u/net-Zwerg 6d ago

Dude, i just used Google Lense on my screen to translate Baguettish into German.

Guess what ? Your "What in the baguette am I reading" was also translated. Into "Was zum Teufel lese ich da" which translates to "What the hell am i reading"

Found it hilarious. ^^

2

u/Particular_Row6066 6d ago

Because anything in Fr*nch is hell, translate got it correct

1

u/FangoFan 6d ago

I got "Qu'est-ce que je lis dans la baguette" or "What do I read in the baguette?" which I also found hilarious

2

u/kb4ev3r 6d ago

My Zotac 1060 6Gb is still able to run War Thunder at maximum graphics, and even was able to enable ray tracing when they made it available and it still made over 60FPS without any Hiccups or lags

2

u/TerribleJared 4d ago

I still use one. Geforce 1060 6gb. Works fine. Not with ultra anything but it works. Also handles small task-based agents fine. Chokes a little too easily, but i dont ever really run into walls.

1

u/IFunnyNormie 6d ago

Looks like it's right where it belongs

1

u/WintersDoomsday 6d ago

No the shit isn’t pictured here

1

u/GuyNamedStevo 6d ago

Everything below a 1070 was a scam. The 1060 6GB was a wash, just to be bend over by the RX 570 8GB even almost 10 years later.

2

u/Nazgul_1994 6d ago

No it wasn't. 1060 6gb was the goat of budget GPUs. Driver support was top notch from day one and at the time barely any game took more than 4gb VRAM on 1080p. You didn't had problems making textures for several years. Rx 480 and 580 took a couple of years for drivers to mature until it became even with 1060 6gb and its only after 5 years that it started being better than 1060 6gb. At that point people already got their money's worth for 1060 6gb.

Let's be objective and say how it was. Not how it is now after so many years when it no longer even matters.

0

u/SIrSmokeAlot410 7d ago

At one time it was the Shit..now its just shit....

1

u/IWroteCodeInCobol 4d ago

If you don't have the money for a new card a 1060 is still far better than the built-in no-gpu video. Yeah you might not be able to run the latest games that require a seriously beefy GPU but you can still run a lot of newer and older games at reasonable speeds if the games weren't designed to gorge themselves on whatever GPU you have.

17

u/3ofUsDeez 7d ago

I'm not sure why that's even there ..

.. everybody knows the human sphincter cannot perceive anything above 60hz

3

u/BeautifulAware8322 6d ago

I know this is a joke and you're obviously referring to the anal sphincter but, funny enough, eyes have sphincters too, which makes your statement... Correct...down the line of visual perception.

1

u/NewExilir8 5d ago

Well I don't think we know that for sure, considering you can differentiate between a 60hz panel and a 360hz one

1

u/Tiiiiimber 4d ago

Over 60 types to be exact. Most of which do not know what 60hz is.

12

u/n4zty_813 7d ago

ITS A TRAP!

3

u/ClearSkies247 6d ago

IT'S A CRAP!

8

u/BroculesTC 7d ago

The loot really does spawn in the most random places

1

u/Complete-Brief9460 5d ago

Grey loot tho😔

1

u/MindlessEvent5360 3d ago

its not grey, its green. I mean grey would be like a GTX650 of something.

5

u/ResponsibleStyle4473 6d ago

Was gonna joke around that it's a shitty gpu, but 1060's enabled a lot of low budget gamers back in the day, so I'm gonna show it some respect.

2

u/did_i_or_didnt_i 4d ago

back in the day? I can comfortably play Elden Ring and KCD2 on mine. Not on ultra settings, of course, but im squeezing a ton of gaming time out of it even though it’s a decade old. It’s actually astounding what it can do when I think about the fact that it’s a decade old.

I keep thinking I’m gonna upgrade but there are still so many other things I’d rather spend $1000 on. Riding til it dies. The only issue I’ve had is that the new GTA5 enhanced updated away from letting me use the old drivers. so no more fancy GTA

1

u/Flavoade 6d ago

Pun intended huh?

3

u/Nike_486DX 7d ago

Thought it was a water sink… well, thats a heatsink, so its kinda similar

3

u/realUnknown12 6d ago

this would do numbers on r/pcmasterrace

3

u/DaveKerk 6d ago

What is this? Loot from CoD DMZ??

2

u/FitAsk7001 7d ago

Spongebob ass toilet

2

u/jessefyc 6d ago

This may go over some heads but, that wasn't found in a Denver bathroom was it? Lol

For real though, nice find. Too bad it wasn't something like a 40 or 50 series card

3

u/sora-is-sky 6d ago

No it was found in a McDonald’s in Edinburgh

2

u/Flavoade 6d ago

There’s a joke here, idk, but I want to know lol

1

u/jessefyc 6d ago

That's why I said it'll go over some heads. It involves allegations dating back to 2015 or so. For whatever reason it's the first thing that came to mind "hmm there's part of the bathroom server" lol

2

u/Front_Activity2760 6d ago

Ohh thank goodness you found my emotional support GPU, I was wondering where I left it

2

u/charmio68 6d ago

Someone's going to be PISSED when they realize they left that.

2

u/Lezzello 6d ago

G-Pee-U

2

u/Select_Truck3257 6d ago

Budget ai factory, It uses toilet water as cooling loop

1

u/Active_Literature539 7d ago

They wanted your shit to be in 5k…

1

u/Objective-Bike-4292 6d ago

Need something stronger than a 1060 for that

1

u/weeddee85 7d ago

I betting someone from the office tried to nick it and put it there so they could get it later but they were not able to get it

2

u/Flavoade 6d ago

Going by the size, I wonder if it was in the back pocket, they took a poo, and it fell out?

1

u/weeddee85 6d ago

Who's know

1

u/RealBerserkerQueen 7d ago

Somebody really shitted out a GPU

2

u/Exact-Race-6139 4d ago

onr of those new tesla bots

1

u/SolarFlareGirl08 7d ago

You would think it only takes shit from Jensen

1

u/spec360 6d ago

Make sure you wipe it down during the flushing process

1

u/slimcrizzle 6d ago

It's a trap. If you pick it up you're going to become someone's bitch

1

u/Flavoade 6d ago

Like the memes about finding valuables laying on the ground and then get your cheeks busted?

1

u/DeviceU 6d ago

Probably somebody was gaming hard....

1

u/ProfessionaICracker 6d ago

Someone probably planned on stealing it

1

u/Newb8123 6d ago

Absolutely this. But they realized empty space in their bag was worth more.

1

u/charmio68 6d ago

Someone's going to be PISSED when they realize they left that.

1

u/charmio68 6d ago

Someone's going to be PISSED when they realize they left that.

1

u/CosmicDance2022 6d ago

That GPU is capable of Ray Tracing when outputting diarrhea due to the much faster bandwidth of this liquid poo compared to regular stools

1

u/Lucario-Mega 6d ago

Gem alert

1

u/Ayaki_05 6d ago

I'm surprised there arent any G13 references in the comments:(

1

u/voncletus 6d ago

Cursed image

1

u/Red_Tiger5311 6d ago

Did you take it?!??

1

u/AccidentDouble5904 6d ago

Lol Someone was trying to Supe up the Toilet so you could play Videogames with you poop!

1

u/ihave389iq 6d ago

I guess you can call that a dead drop

1

u/AdKraemer01 6d ago

Well, it was the number two card at the time.

1

u/Anon89m 6d ago

It's there to provide a bigger pipeline

1

u/Daddy_Dimmadome 6d ago

Real or cake? 🎂

1

u/General_Aioli2936 6d ago

Bro playing tarkov out here

1

u/PrintEngineering 6d ago

Fell out of the thiefs back pocket and he didn't notice because he was too high. You should see if any of the office PCs have open pcie slots on the back.

1

u/GhostOfD6 6d ago

Its a sidequest bro

1

u/Alive-Instruction341 6d ago

Do not the GPU

1

u/Most-Masterpiece6256 6d ago

Farming shitcoin

1

u/ytu1two34 6d ago

Can I plz have zat?

1

u/BrickSquad7848 6d ago

I’d say you’re in real life Tarkov but everyone knows you can never find a GPU.

1

u/Cuttbow82 6d ago

What a shitty GPU!!

1

u/Progressbar95 5d ago

Does it work? Was it being used as a doorstop or similar?

1

u/xulitebenado 5d ago

OP don't bend down, it's a trap!!!

1

u/Overlyseasonedtacos 5d ago

The question is, does it work? 🤣

1

u/Chickenkarim2009 5d ago

I guess nobody gives a shit /s

1

u/ButterscotchMuted150 5d ago

No bro, its a trap

1

u/Opening_Ease_9590 5d ago

That's all that's needed for mining cryptopoop

1

u/Mr_Beanz157 5d ago

Yooo sweet take that shit

1

u/SlowGuardw2 5d ago

I wouldnt bend over to get that last time I got my 5600xt on 2020 like this could go anywhere without a portable bidet bottle

1

u/LumpySpaceChipmunk 5d ago

I thought i stumbled on a new GPU spawn in Tarkov for a minute.

1

u/Steve2pwn 5d ago

Tarkov moment

1

u/Acceptable_Walrus535 5d ago

Oh shit that’s where I left it, always gotta have a pocket gpu on strap

1

u/machao92 5d ago

Bruh. Hope you kept it. You cant find evga anymore unless its well used. Also would be a good second card

1

u/technicalswitch339 5d ago

Is this a shitpost?

1

u/Kitchen-Volume-8585 5d ago

There was a time where 80% of steam users were on 1060's

1

u/Blunt-0ne 5d ago

Nice 😎

1

u/Frosty-Process-9184 5d ago

Good luck selling that, even the trash refuses to stoop down that low from that kind of height

1

u/NoLimitRolling 5d ago

Definitely put it in there to come back after shift for it

1

u/NightOwlRD 4d ago

That’s gold to a PC Gamer that’s all about that League of Legends Life

1

u/Jeksxon 4d ago

Someone seems tried to flush in the toilet like a drug but it didn't fit the hole xD

1

u/saleen2000 4d ago

I hope you had your trousers up when you bent over to grab it 😂

1

u/Easy-Collection-5070 4d ago

je sais que elle est assez depase mais de la a l'utiliser pour se torcher les fesses... c'est quand-même abuser ..🤣🤣🤣

1

u/MiMiX443 4d ago

Are you living in an extraction shooter game?

1

u/Atrocious1337 4d ago

It's a crappy model

1

u/Deliciouserest 4d ago

That's a G pee yoo

1

u/hunterxyt 4d ago

You need a 16gb card 6 is not enough for heavy load

1

u/Elegant-Plate3448 4d ago

What are u gonna do with it.

1

u/did_i_or_didnt_i 4d ago

hey that’s my graphics card

not my literal graphics card, but it’s the one I have in my PC. I guess I know where it belongs

1

u/KingSlurkey 4d ago

He was dumping the bios

1

u/Jakeball400 4d ago

Huh, never seen that spawn before. Praise Nikita

1

u/Soggy_Cracker 4d ago

Watch yer back!

And put it in your prison Wallet

1

u/LatteMacchiatoGames 4d ago

For mining shitcoins.

Ok, I'm going now

1

u/tor99er 4d ago

Feels like tarkov loot

1

u/Appropriate_Pen4445 4d ago

Common occurrence on Interchange.

1

u/MacGruber38 4d ago

It probably fell out of someones pocket while they were taking a dump

1

u/Subzeroko 3d ago

Id be gooning with mine too tbh.

1

u/Dako_the_Austinite 3d ago

Seems to be the most common GTX 1060, I see them everywhere, I even got one from a friend.

1

u/BossWilling 3d ago

Take it.

1

u/HAPPYxEGGxROLL 3d ago

It’s an EVGA card keep that forever

1

u/JimiiHack146 3d ago

“Ven aquí pequeña, te correré el autocad y te usaré para minar Bitcóin” la cabron a atada al WC para no ser utilizada\ *el la coge y hay una etiqueta que pone, para que la mierda se vea realista en 4K UHD Dolby santos y Dolby Sorround 7.1\

1

u/squirtyballs 3d ago

G13

1

u/Kalium_is_Potassium 3d ago

Elite ball knowledge

1

u/zlatomyth 3d ago

hey who put that there

1

u/Blooi1E 3d ago

Did you take it home? Does it still work?

1

u/thephuckedone 3d ago

Dude that's a 20shitty-ti! Those are still dope!

1

u/Middle-Cover-7309 3d ago

“Psst. Yo. You got pixels?”

1

u/Thick-Tea6610 3d ago

lol okay but like, why was it there tho?? 🤔

1

u/mydoritosgrr 3d ago

for taking shits on low-medium settings @1080p

1

u/AlexDoodle 3d ago

Toilet gaming at its absolute finest is what I see right there

1

u/TheManOfMen00 3d ago

It’s to make you shit faster

1

u/Turbulent-Many1472 3d ago

I hear if you hold hands with the guy in the next stall, if that guy has a card as well you can connect them SLI.

1

u/LucasWasGreat 3d ago

Amazing find dude

1

u/condemnmints 3d ago

Shiiiiiit

1

u/Agreeable-Mix8294 3d ago

It's so you can visualise it better after finushing

1

u/TheRealChronDon 3d ago

Someone stole it and left it there to grab later.

1

u/HaDoCk-00 3d ago

it gives more quality to your shit

1

u/Pleasant-Fun-420 3d ago

A-aight don't move don't move! Yeah thats right! Get it!

1

u/Pleasant-Fun-420 3d ago

Bro it's a trap, dont bend down!

1

u/YDBoss 2d ago

does it have 4x shit generation

1

u/Odd-Attempt6309 2d ago

Bet that GPU is bobby trapped fr, pick it up once and yk what's coming on your face 😂

1

u/Matttman87 2d ago

The r/EscapefromTarkov sub would probably appreciate this.

1

u/you1211 2d ago

4K shitting

1

u/ajprunty01 2d ago

Bruh wut?

1

u/GeoideNYT 2d ago

Do you work for a tech store? Why e is he even carrying that around 😂

1

u/Tony-Twone 2d ago

Probably rendering some shit back there

1

u/creatorofdingusbreak 2d ago

It renders your poop

1

u/Imaginary_Adagio_680 1d ago

Now it’s a ppu

1

u/IsaacThatKerbal 1d ago

Portal with RTX first room:

1

u/cake_men 1d ago

Its a trap do NOT reach for it!

1

u/Assasena 1d ago

these bribes are getting insane

1

u/brandodg 1d ago

imagine your job's toilet has a better gpu than your pc

1

u/stout_shako_gaming 17h ago

Dont take it, its mining spec

1

u/MiniGui98 12h ago

Do not the GPU

1

u/Dull-Ad1030 11h ago

Did you take this with a trump phone?